Those that have had babies..
 

...when you are in labour do you want to kill the one that impregnated you because the pain is so excruciating? :conf:


Also have you ever used anyone for sex? If so what were the repercussions? Did the person expect more after? Or if you're single did it make you feel less lonely? :D

Have you got something you want to tell us CeeCee?

No i'm not pregnant but I do want to use someone :amazed:

use someone? :suspect:

LOL

They're a male hoe.

..for me there's a 'baby rule', Ceecee...what happens in the labour room stays in the labour room and you never tell any 'birth stories' to someone who hasn't had a child before/a first time mum...

Don't women forget the pain.

..what pain..?..

some pregnant women get really horny

someone i know said when she was just under a week away from giving birth she kept crying and saying 'give me the sex!' to her bf and her bf was like no!!

(shes polish... the sex lololol)

wow that bad hein? Well these legs are staying bound together from now on then

"Push push push!!"
"Push it into me Doctor! **** me!!"

definitely couldn't have sex with someone who is pregnant I don't think (bit of a crude conversation point I know)..../knocked up

15:10. Nah forget it man.:joker: Men, they make us go through that then cheat on us. Why are all those people in the room anyway. Damn when/if I have a child I don't want all those people all up in my buziness :bawling:


So nobody has ever used anybody for sex here? :(

you never know. She might look like megan fox, still tiny when pregnant and the stomach looks like she just had too much junk food. There are some women that stay so tiny they don't even know they were pregnant. I read a story where I woman only knew she was pregnant the day of delivery because she collapsed in p.e :conf:

The comedian Rita Rudner said, if she ever gives birth she wants her husband on the next bed at least having his legs waxed. Sounds fair...

to me too because unless a man gets in some serious accident, what actual pain do they have to go through.

So unfair :bawling:

We're not overstating it when we say it really really hurts when we get kicked in the balls

It really hurts


Really

yeah but it's not guaranteed you will get hits in the balls.

Okay... if your wife/partner ever gives birth, one of us will rock up and kick you in the balls. Quid pro quo and all that...

One time I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball after someone had served it, my vision went yellow and I couldn't stand up for 10 minutes

Pretty sure that's more traumatising than being ripped open and giving birth for hours on end and taking weeks and weeks to recover

Agree Zee don't see what they're moaning about to be honest

They're just attention seeking Nathan they don't know what real pain is

AND THEY GET TO TAKE DRUGS AS WELL

pls don't hurt me

I've never taken an epidural for extreme balls pain clearly we are the superior species

somebody stop me why am I posting this ****

I bet women get really annoying when they're in labour, must be a very embarrassing and hassling ordeal for the father having his wife make such a fuss, it's why I would make sure to keep well away from the delivery room if my missus was having a baby, she can send me a text when it's all over with

Apparently my dad was at home having a bath when my mum was in labour :joker: surprised she didn't dump him there and then! She got the last laugh though, when he held me for the first time apparently I shat in his hands. #lad

Yeah probably just have skype up during labour, muttering words of support while having a brew and watching the cricket

"C'MON, PUSH! No not you dear, I'm watching the world's strongest man competition."

I wish y'all a lifetime of tennis balls to the balls incidents.

:laugh:
I'm never having children, too much pain

I understand you don't have to kick a man in the balls, you just have to brush 'em with a glancing blow. It's a design fault. Like the weak spot on the Death Star.

It's so true. Just recently it was really windy and I hadn't buttoned my coat up before I went outside and the wind caused it to fly open and then the cords at the bottom hit me down there and I had to take a moment to compose myself. Nasty.

Life is just a trial for you boys. No wonder women have the upper hand...

It's really difficult being a man

If you're looking for sympathy Zee, you'll find it in the dictionary between sh1t and syphilis x

:joker:

My one bit of advice, if you can, have good sex at the very beginning of labour.

Makes for an easy birth:hugesmile:

Worked for me both times.

It's nothing you can really advise on as no two births are ever alike. As for using someone, personally I wouldn't, random sex with someone you don't really care about or who doesn't care for you isn't worth having.
Hold out for someone to make love to :)

:joker:

Worried about poking the baby in the head?