ThisisBigBrother.com - UK TV Forums

ThisisBigBrother.com - UK TV Forums (https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/index.php)
-   Chat and Games (https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=41)
-   -   Just seen a sex toy advert on Channel 5 (https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242279)

jackc1806 15-12-2013 10:49 PM
Just seen a sex toy advert on Channel 5
 
How typical :laugh:

fingers 15-12-2013 10:51 PM
So what was it?

Livia 15-12-2013 10:51 PM
Yeah, what was it? Don't leave us hanging here, Jack.

Jessica. 15-12-2013 10:52 PM
Did you order it for Ben?

jackc1806 15-12-2013 10:53 PM
Deluxe Magic Wand for just 49.99!

jackc1806 15-12-2013 10:53 PM
http://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net...nd_340x340.jpg

jackc1806 15-12-2013 10:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessus (Post 6548988)
Did you order it for Ben?
:laugh2:

fingers 15-12-2013 10:54 PM
Holy expensive ****!

Shaun 15-12-2013 10:54 PM
I've heard of stocking fillers but that's just too far.

Chuck 15-12-2013 10:54 PM
too expensive really

Vanessa 15-12-2013 10:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jachristmas1806 (Post 6548991)
:eek: That looks horrific!

Livia 15-12-2013 10:54 PM
Looks like the new sonic screwdriver... and in a way, I suppose it is.

Jack. 15-12-2013 10:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jachristmas1806 (Post 6548991)
Oh I seen that advert last night at about 23.30 when I was watching homes under the hammer. :joker:

Jessica. 15-12-2013 10:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 6548997)
:eek: That looks horrific!
:joker: I think it's only a massager.

fingers 15-12-2013 10:56 PM
Looks more like something you'd use for grinding coffee beans.

smudgie 15-12-2013 10:57 PM
Ahh, you watching the Christmas songs countdown.

I missed the advert...of course, typical:blush:

Livia 15-12-2013 10:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TinyFingeringTim (Post 6549008)
Looks more like something you'd use for grinding coffee beans.
You're half right.

jackc1806 15-12-2013 10:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Santa-gnome-ears (Post 6549015)
Ahh, you watching the Christmas songs countdown.

I missed the advert...of course, typical:blush:
Well it isn't very festive, an expensive vibrator thingy :nono:

Jessica. 15-12-2013 10:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Livia (Post 6549017)
You're half right.
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

jackc1806 15-12-2013 10:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Livia (Post 6549017)
You're half right.
:laugh: Grinding whos coffee beans?

arista 15-12-2013 11:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jachristmas1806 (Post 6548991)

That will Hurt Bens botty

fingers 15-12-2013 11:42 PM
It's a battery operated Tatermasher.

Jessica. 16-12-2013 12:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TinyFingeringTim (Post 6549155)
It's a battery operated Tatermasher.
D:

Mystic Mock 16-12-2013 02:01 AM
I can't imagine a lot of women liking that lol.

zakman440 16-12-2013 07:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jachristmas1806 (Post 6548991)
"One of the quickest and most powerful orgasms I've had"

Quote of the year.

Marc 16-12-2013 07:55 AM
:joker:

Jesus. 16-12-2013 08:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 6548997)
:eek: That looks horrific!
That is genius :laugh:

Kyle 16-12-2013 09:00 AM
That's a toilet brush surely? :conf:

AnnieK 16-12-2013 09:06 AM
I saw one of those at an Ann Summers party.....the host was very complementary of it!

Jesus. 16-12-2013 09:08 AM
You do know it's not supposed to go in sideways, right Annie? I mean, just because it can, it doesn't make it right.

AnnieK 16-12-2013 09:10 AM
What??? I'd better not send this complaint letter then!

Mystic Mock 16-12-2013 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zanta Claus (Post 6549553)
"One of the quickest and most powerful orgasms I've had"

Quote of the year.
The best slogan ever.

T* 16-12-2013 04:59 PM
EURGH I hate these love honey adverts, they make everything really awkward. One of them aired when I was with my sister and mum and we were talking until bam A GIANT RABBIT DILDO appeared on screen. I was sitting there like

Jessica. 16-12-2013 05:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cudolph (Post 6550319)
EURGH I hate these love honey adverts, they make everything really awkward. One of them aired when I was with my sister and mum and we were talking until bam A GIANT RABBIT DILDO appeared on screen. I was sitting there like
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Marsh. 16-12-2013 05:14 PM
Which way up is it supposed to be?

smeagol 16-12-2013 05:15 PM
im buying everyone a dildo this year. its my sneaky way of saying go fk yrself lol

Mystic Mock 16-12-2013 05:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smeagol (Post 6550358)
im buying everyone a dildo this year. its my sneaky way of saying go fk yrself lol
:joker:

T* 16-12-2013 05:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 08marsh (Post 6550351)
Which way up is it supposed to be?
Well I just googled it and you use:
The top, you buy attachments which range from phallic shaped to corkscrew shaped :shocked: or you could use the top.

Marsh. 16-12-2013 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cudolph (Post 6550378)
Well I just googled it and you use:
The top, you buy attachments which range from phallic shaped to corkscrew shaped :shocked: or you could use the top.
:laugh2: I don't want to use it.

Unless there's an opening? :evilgrin:

Kyle 16-12-2013 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smeagol (Post 6550358)
im buying everyone a dildo this year. its my sneaky way of saying go fk yrself lol
My dyslexic friend asked Santa for a Dildo last Christmas and she ended up with this;




http://lh4.ggpht.com/-LVeVdIukdGY/R1...AvQ/d-nase.jpg


All times are GMT. The time now is 01:48 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.