For my breakfast
 

I will be serving Jewish Kryptonite on a bed of thick bread, and served with a cheeky little Ketchup jus.

http://i.imgur.com/JWnBql3.jpg

The first bite is always with the eyes, so the presentation is critical. I've used a very-recently-invented culinary dressing technique, called rustic symmetry. I've also used some of the crumbs from the bread as an additional texture on the plate.

http://i.imgur.com/tjLIZQk.jpg

As an accompanying beverage, you need something to counter balance the saltiness of the smoked bacon, and to accentuate the little kick of sweetness you get in the back of the pallet from the jus. Something like strong (not watery - there is a difference) tea with 2 sugars will elevate this dish another 10-15%

Ah...my breakfast date was cancelled this morning so I'm starving....send one my way please (minus the sugar in the tea....but strong is good)

more brunch than breakfast, your bread looks like its on the turn, but good effort.

Moo and Ziz not behaving?

The bread is perfectly fresh. I don't eat it once it starts to firm up, unless it's for toast.

Ziz is sick....but no Moo is not behaving....he just lay in an aisle in Tesco like a starfish and refused to move....I wonder if he's still there...

Ketchup on bacon is wrong! It has to be HP!

I've nothing for breakfast! :sad:

..your kitchen units look quite nice...

I have this argument with everyone...I have ketchup but everyone calls me for that and says it should be HP

4 bits of bacon on a sandwich is quite impressive

you cant argue with him, you have no breakfast and he does.
ten points to jesus.

Bacon is smokey/salty, so it needs ketchup. Sausage and HP sauce are much nicer together.

i thinks its 8 slices of bacon and four slices of bread:shocked:

To keep a machine like me running, it needs fuel.

that's like 800 calories http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilie...es/noparty.gif

have that on a daily basis and you wont be running any where!, more of slow waddle.

What's the daily allowance? 2500?

Thanks. Not sure how you see much of them, but I'll take it nonetheless.

idk it depends on your height/weight/level of activity
In order to lose like 2 pounds a week most people need to have 1300

thats about what those sisters where spending:joker:

..I was just averting my eyes from the greasy bacon sandwich and looking down at the front of the units which was much more pleasing....

I just cba going to the shop.. The kids have eaten all the bread, and my rolls are frozen.. So here's my breakfast...

http://i.imgur.com/wzFSLJc.jpg

******s sake lee. Resize that bitch.

And I'm talking about your vagina. Not that picture.

It's so big!! I don't know what to do with it!!

What about the picture?

I've done it for you. Just change the links.


http://i.imgur.com/wzFSLJc.jpg


Edit: thought the spoiler was the picture again, and not about my pitifully small manhood. So I didn't look the first time.

:joker:

What do you mean change the links??

Right click on the resized prawn picture, and copy image location. Then go into your original post with that picture and edit it. Then paste the new link in where your one was, between the [IMG]'s

Done :)

The good thing about you eating prawns for breakfast, is if you need the toilet half way through, you won't need to wash your hands.

I'll second that

*likes your plates*

All these anti-Jew breakfasts - bacon, prawns...

I'm having some nice healthy porridge (made with water). You should take a leaf out of my book.

Does it not taste a bit odd? I've never tried it with water before

No, you can always make it with either milk or water, it does taste different because the only flavour you get is the oats really, it's still the same texture, just tastes a bit less creamy and is a lot healthier.

How is it healthier though you need to have milk

Because milk is really fattening and there are other ways to get calcium than from dairy products.

having milk with porridge/oatmeal isn't going to kill you.

I didn't say it was going to kill anyone, I often have it myself, I was just stating the fact that it's healthier. :joker: