CBB13 Quotes Thread
 

Any good ones yet?

"i wont be hitting nobody in the house, Cos i don't hit no-one for free"

Jim : "most men would **** a frog if it stopped hopping."

Nobody likes a fanny rat - Jim.

Dappy : "we need to go into the spaceship and wreck some stuff!"

Evander : "ok"

(This really tickled me, I'm laughing now remembering it. :D

"****ing stupid woman"

- Liz Jones

:laugh:

luisa calling linda menopausal :laugh: can't remember her exact words.
luisa: 'do you just not say much or do you just not like me?'
luisa: 'so my aim is a little off' when playing boxing with evander :D.

Luisa - “I thought that Lionel was Lionel Richie.”

:hugesmile:

It made me laugh too haha :joker:

Liz - "I don't want to be in a house with a person that thinks animals don't have souls"

Why are there so many Jim quotes he's a unfunny fat prick

Luisa : "Have you had sex with Linda?" (To Jim)

Jim : "I'd rather put my balls in an egg slicer."

:laugh2:

Liz (to Evander) : "If you punched my horse I would stab you."

Luisa "if in doubt, smile and pout."

getting that tattooed

Lionel - "Where are my bitches?" :laugh3:

:laugh2:

Roll on death :joker:

Good little catchphrase isn't it? :)

Jasmine- 'I love your boner'

Ollie "Yeah... you... dirty bitch, dirty bitch"

Luisa's '****ing grandpa get down' to Lionel may be one of the best quotes ever uttered on TV :laugh3:

This along with 'Suck My Dick!' :joker:

:laugh2:

Lionel Blair: "Suck my dick!"

I repeat - Lionel...****ing....Blair. :joker:

Somebody really needs to edit a video together of Lord Sugar having a go at Luisa on The Apprentice and then stick that quote on the end, you know like those CassetteBoy videos, that would be amazing :joker:

I do hope he watches this series

this :laugh2:

*alarm clock ringing*

Luisa: "can you not hear that? It's like being with Liz" http://i.imgur.com/yMANw0f.gif

:joker: that would be amazing.

Luisa - I've got a really weak gag reflex
Ollie - l would not expect that from you

11.02am: It's a sombre House.
Liz - "It's raining. I wonder if it's raining everywhere"
Jim & Ollie: "Only over this House" #bbuklive
11:02 AM - 16 Jan 2014

:joker:

Jim : Do we all need to queue up to ave a fackin argument with you or what? :laugh3:

I was just coming in to post that one :fist:

Luisa: You told me to do it!!
Lionel: so?! Am I your boss now?!

That argument was hilarious :joker:

@thelionelblair - "I'm just going to the loo"
@JimDOfficial - "I'll alert the media" :joker:

"I got an A in maths and a B in english, what did you get?
An A in stuck up!" - Dappy to Luisa.

Underrated quote.

:joker:

This one... this is definitely the quote that made me LOL the loudest. Firstly at the unlikelihood of the first statement, and then at the subtle insult of the second.