FAO Men of TiBB! (and maybe some women)
 

Where was the weirdest place you have urinated?

in a...toilet?

not even weird but in a bush on a night out when i was dying for a pee

Out of a car window, off a cliff, into a plastic bag...

Into a bottle. I was in my room, home alone, and my door jammed shut. :bored:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

In one of these
http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/...pslc5fuss8.jpg

It was a stag weekend to Bournemouth. No toilet stops were permitted so we had to use one of them and whoever used it last had to sit with it on their laps.

I win

oh my goodness D:

We nearly filled it up

My friend's face

In one of these when I went to Amsterdam D:

http://www.visualtherapyonline.com/w...loads/IMG1.jpg

:joker: Is there a hole in the ground or something?

When i was a kid we went to Blackpool and we needed a wee on the journey and stopped at the side of the road, me and my brother was trying to see how high our piss could go and the wind blew mine in his face.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: Your poor brother!

That reminds me of the time I threw up in gale force winds next to a line of cars..

The image my mind just created is hilarious :laugh:

That looks so vile. :bawling:

Yeah, what makes it worse is that it was orange. :blush:

A mouth

Trees and walls only I think.

I did piss in the sink once when I was young I have no idea why really.

:joker: I remember my cousin getting in trouble for that as a kid.

The strangest place I have ever urinated is probably Merthyr Tydfil.

reece we have those in Bristol, but without the wall.

Time to reveal the most humiliating story to TiBB...

I was going to see The Stone Roses in Glasgow, I was on a supporters coach (holds 50) and I got on it at Edinburgh.

Before we got on the bus me and my mates had been drinking for a couple hours, I thought I needed a piss and had the other opportunity to nip into Burger King before I got on the bus, but stupidly decided not to thinking I could wait till I'm in Glasgow.

5 minutes into the journey I was fighting for dear life trying to hold this piss in, I suggested pissing in a bottle that I had on me, my two mates laughed at me, not realising that I was being genuinely serious.

So I had to then down what was already in my bottle (at least a third was vodka) making myself worse for wear and even more desperate on this piss. I reached the "**** it" point where I felt I had no option to do it, so to try and failingly disguise the fact I was pissing on a bus with 50 randoms on it I told my mate to stand up to try and block the view for everyone else on the bus.

Got it out, tried to aim into this bottle whilst sitting down, all was going ok then mid piss it slipped out the bottle and sprayed slightly over myself, and my mate. This happened 3 times before we finally stopped at a garage and I had the best piss of my life outside a garage.

Sorry, you did ask :laugh:

hm just realized I'm living a boring life, probably the woods idk

In the Bath as I've been washing my hair.

Pissed out of my window in University halls in the middle of the night when I woke up still blind drunk. The room had an en suite bathroom. No idea.

Though I can top anything for randomness: a Uni friend of mine, getting home totally legless, passed out on his bed... Then woke up and pissed ON HIS OWN LAPTOP... which was in the middle of his room on the floor. I have no idea. He maintains that in his stupor, he was convinced it was a urinal.