Could you eat human?
 

hmm....

Nope

Even if it was the only thing I could eat and I was dying of starvation....unless I became mad and did it then

Ew no.

Definitely not

I've never seen the option on the menu

poll now

Now I can't get the picture of that guy who was being eaten alive in Hostel out of my head

Apple, bleeeeurgh!

in all honesty, I would consider it just to say I'd done it... obviously it'd have to be from a dead person, and not one I'd killed :laugh: or had been killed just for that reason.

But I don't know... might be a bit squeamish, depends how it's cooked LOL

nah i wouldn't

My Grandad always said to me,and he had felt great hunger during the war at times, that if you really were reaching the very end as to starvation that the body's survival instinct would then take over.

You would then eat anything you could get your hands on to survive,so I guess in that situation although I would hope never ever to be in that situation,likely to survive I would.

I just don't think I could do it, I'd rather eat vegetation or starve to death I think

in a survival situation yes as long as it was not one of my family.

Bet it tastes like chicken. Everything else seems to :laugh:

*Kate*, Drew., Morrissey, Zee

I would like to be stuck on a raft with you guys

I would have a nibble on kate before we got to the starving stage:shocked::joker:

I'd probably have a nosh on Greg.



:hehe:

Sure, but only for survival.

Noooooooooooooo! D:

:joker:

Aw cute when will we tell our parents

I really couldn't even answer that question, so I just picked the most random answer
because there was no Fellatio option.

strange question :suspect:

not sure

Sure, if it was the difference between surviving and dying. Obviously would need to be dead though, wouldn't kill someone or eat someone alive or anything, but if there was a dead bloke sitting next to me I might fire up the barbie and get him cooking, probably doesn't taste too bad if cooked right and with a bit of salt

I figure I could club MTVN to death and turn him into a tasty stew if I was starving.

I've had part of a human in my mouth before ha ha ha.

haven't we all dear :idc:

Not sure, Human might taste nice but it's my pride that would get in the way.

Yes, if I had no other choice.

Yes, for survival.

:joker::joker::joker:

Creepy

You need Jesus in your life.

Well I think we all admire Hannibal's way of doing don't we? After all he does like to have people for dinner.

I've been watching Hannibal

Depends what human and which part:evilgrin: Aren't we closest to pigs ,so I reckon we'de taste like pork.

no way. I'd much rather starve.

No, Charles Saachi said something like ' if it wasn't for murder cannibalism would be acceptable' recently... Forget 'let them eat cake', let them eat each other eh charlie?... :suspect:

Dont see the big deal

Im sure with some chilli sauce it would be delicious

Lol, only on Uncyclopedia.