michael21 advice thread
 

ask me anything :dance::dance::dance:

Ok

what lottery numbers should I pick?

Umm :umm2: should I drop my fixed rate mortgage when it ends in a months time and move onto a life time tracker

69 dude

it don't go up that high dude

Will it rain on Sunday?

i think you should forget about the boring mortgage and treat yourself to a big holiday :dance::dance::dance:

Good advice!

Will it rain on Monday

I have a hole in my bum ,what can I do about it?

you crack me up

1.6
2.9
3.6+9 =15
4.15 +6+9=30
5 9-6=3
6.44

so 6 9 15 30 3 44

yes

no

:shocked:sheriff,get on the naughty step this is a serious thread:hugesmile:

thanks, will use them tomorrow.

Do you have a phobia of dictionaries?

im never off of that bloody step:bawling:

i just look on your wall and if that you in the Profile i think i can jelp ypu and you hole :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

:shocked: Michael behave ,and yes that's me but on a good day:hugesmile:

well you did ask :laugh:

is there anything else i can help you with

Well I'm sure I'll think of something:hugesmile:

it going to be a busy night of advice giving for me :bawling::bawling::bawling:

How old are you?

Your doing a grand job so far Michael:hugesmile:

true

michael21 advice is threading on twitter in second places threading on twitter i have a chair stuck up my ass :shocked:

Bloody favouritism. :hmph:

it is indeed :dance:

..I'm glad you are threading on Twitter, Michael...:flutter:..

:love:

I took two people hostage on Wednesday. I have food for just one of them. Who do I give it to?

Betty, aged 54.
Or Dean, aged 27.

Or should I eat it myself, infront of them, for the lolz?

Edit: I should add, both haven't eaten since Wednesday when they shared an apple.

:joker:

if you look to your right you will see sniper 1 and to your left sniper 2 behind you sniper 3 infront of you sniper 4 time to release the hostage :dance::dance::dance:

Turns out my curtains are shut. I see no snipers.

Due to no response to the question I guess I'm just going to have to let them fight for the food, like rabbid dogs.

:joker:

who needs some

my ear is discharging some type of green puss. whatever will i do michael?

just use the other ear

Iconic thread

I've hurt my foot but my other foot needs a rest when im walking my dogs, what should i do?