Horrible Confessions
 

I was inspired to make this thread after seeing this post from Salman:

What's your horrible confession?

One time I shat in the sea in Wales

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

FFS

I'm actually lmao now

thats the best part of you gone:joker:

..Smithy..:joker:...

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and I'd do it again

Omg Smithy :laugh2:

..if you were under 5yrs old, it doesn't count Smithy...

was it like a real turd? or like just liquid?

Was it like in Kevin and Perry Go Large? :eek:

I was about 13
Real turd
I've never seen that film


:worry: someone else confess something

haha... oh god.. I'm actually buckled at this..

I love you... ROTFLMAO

D: wow

wait, so you released a full on turd, so what happened after that? that can't be the end of the story, did you like watch it? did it float? i don't know if turds float or not... and what became of the turd? i must know.

I must have an ending to this story.

I have nothing that good... apparently in my first year of uni I walked in on a flatmate having sex and said I was going to steal her ****buddy at the time from her.

I don't remember this but I'm so delighted that my foul-drunk persona did something sassy for a change.

:shocked::shocked:Never going to swim in the sea again:hugesmile:

I ****ing hate y'all :bored:

Idk i didn't look back, we were swimming along past this massive cliff and it was really rocky so i just assumed people might think it was part of a rock

I once peed on a bus..at the back. It was either that or pee myself..it was ****ing awful watching the liquid snake its way down to the front D:

Yes I was drunk, no I wasnt too young, maybe about 17 :bored:

we have cctv on our buses

oh okay, so it was in a river, i thought you meant it was in a pool. well in a river that;s not so bad... in a pool would have been much much worse.

We didnt back then thank god. Or we did and I never got caught :laugh:

I was in the sea :suspect:

I said that originally

did you just squat? or did you open it up with your fingers and spray?

well some people need to be told twice!

stop judging me, you're the one that took a poo in the sea. the nerve of some people, geesh. :hmph:

D:

It floated along the coast and everyone screamed, ran out of the water. Some idiot had his mouth open in the water and you can imagine the rest.... *vom*

too much? :conf:

D:

smithy you're a disgusting tramp

:o

Squatted

:joker: You were making pictures with it on the seat weren't you? Like a water gun.

i just figured cause you wouldn't have had any toilet paper it might be better to spray, you wouldn't want all the dribble... :shrug:

vicky drunk on the bus beforehand http://i54.tinypic.com/2a9b0a9.jpg

I wasnt even aware I could spray...must try it sometime

oh my god vicky

Bet me and smithy are the only ones who will admit to being tramps :idc:

Edit. And salman :laugh:

im not a tramp i was 13 what was i meant to do, **** myself

One time I went on a trip with a summer camp for three days and I didn't shower for the whole trip because there was no lock on the bathroom door and I was too scared that the other girls my age would burst in as a joke or something, to make it worse it was an adventure trip so we were hiking in the sun and going into mucky rivers etc.. :sad: My feet smelled like a corpse my the end, I wish I wasn't so insecure. I was around 15 at the time, so it was 6/7 years ago. :umm2: