Matthew Fan Club: Big Brother 2014 Champion!
 

You're on your own.

Dancing with myself is what I do best

joining tbh

I'm in

<3

Me please!

Yes please

Me please

I really liked him, I think some people don't realise how nerve wracking it can be to stand in front of so many people

He definitely has a game plan though

Me. He's great

Add me please....

me me!!!

I'm in...

me too, loved matthew!

Yes plz

Yes

Add me please.
Matthew in my top 3 so far.

I'm in for now.

this title :joker:

Just 20 more minutes to become part of the launch night elite, folks.

Add me

Me.

add me, I stan <3

Me please <33

5 minutes, ladies and germs!

http://i61.tinypic.com/2d12pf9.png

how could they do this

Gives him a better view of the battlefield he is getting ready to dominate.

When you put it like that

Yes :flutter:

The deed is done:

http://i.imgur.com/kAQuubJ.png

I'll count this as my initiation as club leader, if that's alright for now :P

Matthew would be proud :worship:

Matthews take on last years BB
Big Brother 14 Launch Night Review
Posted: 15/06/2013 10:15
Follow
Reality TV, Big Brother, Emma Willis, Entertainment News, Rylan Clark, TV Shows, UK Entertainment, Big Brother 14, Big Brother 2013, Pop Culture Entertainment , Channel 5, Emma Willis Big Brother, Endemol, Entertainment, Opinion, pop culture , TV Reviews, Uk Celebrity, UK NEWS, UK Entertainment News


Get UK Entertainment Newsletters:


After Thursday night's joke of a launch night, quite frankly I've seen enough to realise that what used to be THE best reality TV show around, has relinquished itself of all originality, humour and ability to actually come up with a proper twist, decent enough to excite any viewer. Between, the repulsively designed house layout, Emma Willis's wooden presenting and unsurprisingly the producers lack of charismatic housemates, the show continues to follow a downward spiral, which I have no doubt will result in Channel 5's cancellation sooner than expected - perhaps after they at least milk another couple of **** series' out of what dignity the producers have left of the show.

Firstly, as fond of Emma as I am, I couldn't help but notice how anxious she was. Bearing in mind this is Big Brother and she doesn't have the most intellectually minded audience to impress, what reason to be so nervous? Unfortunately for Emma, her debut appearance as host of the prime-time show was considerably wooden. Reading Twitter It appears most fans disagree, however I truly cannot comprehend where all the praiseworthy comments come from! People must be too easily pleased.

On the topic of presenters, the northern girl on 'Bit on the side' wasn't bad at all (what's her name again?), however I can't imagine anyone giving a **** about her whilst Rylan shares her centre stage! To be honest, although the Essex lad is talent-less, I think he's nearly bigger than the show himself. Saying that, what on god's earth has he done with the teeth?

Moving on to the assortment of housemates, it's clear that Big Brother have resorted to putting a diverse bunch in, rather than 2011's attempt at lumping together a bunch of fame-hungry 18 year old's in hope that they will do nothing but drink and shag on a daily basis. Nevertheless, although each housemate carries with them their own unique life story, a lot of them don't strike me as entertaining.

This year's crop of housemates include a pair of overweight socially inept twins, some sort of blonde Jodie Marsh wannabe who doesn't seem to know whether she's a plastic obsessed narcissist or butch lesbianesque rock chic, a "cougar" who looks more like a witch, a self obsessed wanker who allegedly gets off on spending 120k on a night out, another rich bitch who although has enough money to live in the Savoy hotel for six months on end has nothing good about herself to offer and a number of forgettable non-entities. The only interesting housemate so far is the raving hippy lesbian Wolfy, who seems to be the first original personality I've seen as of yet.

Did I forget to mention Big Brother also put in a MOLE this year!? I'd consider the producers to be about seven series late for that trick, although the "professional", or should I say failed actor does put on quite a funny act. The others have definitely fallen for it!

Overall the launch nights were pretty mediocre. Channel 5's decision to launch the show in two parts is a clear attempt to maintain ratings hoping that once viewers tune into both episodes their eyes will miraculously glue themselves to the screen which let's be honest, is highly unlikely. The only thing my eyes can't stop looking at is Rylan's set of ugly new teeth which I can't seem to grasp why someone would waste so much money on.

As I'm a committed fan of the show, there's no way I can stop watching this early and abandon the series already (at least for the purpose of criticising it over Twitter). Hoping BB actually do live up to the hype they've caused - cheap hype, as the majority of marketing was done all over Twitter, I'm still anticipating better twists and an interesting concept to all this "Secrets and Lies" malarkey. Better pull your finger out BB!

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/matt...b_3445802.html

:joker: amazing

Sign me up! Seems to be one of the few housemates who actually auditioned.

Add me please; I like him so far.

add me too!

Add me please seems like the only half decent HM so far :)

I am not sure to be added; out of the ten he gave off the best impression but I feel like he will either quit in a few days or I might hate him in a few days.

Add me please, he was the only one I actually liked from all their entrance VT's... :flutter: