BB15 Quotes Thread
 

Post your favourite quotes from the show as the series goes on in here...

"If he pisses on my floor I'll cut his **** off" ~Pauline
"Don't come for me unless I send for you" ~Toya

:love:

Toya: You're just a basic bitch

Hopefully Toya doesn't deliver rehashed goods all this series

Toya: "Mama didn't raise no fool"

Toya's all seemed rehearsed :idc:

Pauline: Am not avin it, am not

Mark: Is Jesus offensive?

Pauline: "i'll cut your dick off"

Christopher: Kim Kardashian is the spawn of Satan.

Iconic

Matthew: "oh no I dont want a chav"

:joker:

that was her quoting mark :umm2:

Ik

And was ten times funnier than Mark tbh.

this, the fact jale entered after made it even better :laugh:.

Love Toya but. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...8/ed2305b7.png

http://awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-conten...tComeForMe.gif

Helen: 'Slugsworth'

Lmao :laugh:

"I'm sexah, I'm funnah, everyfin and everyfin"

Wrong season :laugh:

"Sorry, I've got my fanny spray." *opens legs, squirts*
"What really gets on my weave."
-Toya 2014

:love: :love: :love:

I know, but any quote thread needs to be reminded of the ultimate BB quote.

Getting underneath my weave

Marlon to Jale 'Do you ever feel the elephant in the room'?

:joker:

2.20pm: "I'haven't been 18 since I was 15." Mark has some radical notions about the nature of time but then so did Einstein...#BBUKLIVE - See more at: http://bigbrother.channel5.com/#sthash.jB8i4QtF.dpuf


answers on a postcard

"get a life man twat" :love:

"Are you an Anal man?"

:laugh2:

helen: 'I don't think god's going to be very happy with her' :laugh2:

I was howling @ this

"You know I have Hygiene Issues!"

:joker:

Kimberly: Tea is like a hug. :lovedup:

2.15pm "I had a dream that I was in the Big Brother House and Christopher was there." Um, Ashleigh, are you sure that was a dream? #BBUKLive

This is paraphrased but it went something like this.

Steven: 'So glad I met you in here.'
Pauline: 'You too, Stefan.'

Love me some irony.

Pauline 8.47pm "You're like a piece of platinum. That's one of the most precious metals you can get.":yuk:

8.51pm Did you guess? It was Ashleigh. Pauline reckons she's worth taking care of. Awww

Did Mark just say "ostrich-size" ??