Big Brother 16: A Fictional Series
 

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- Yes the eye's a bit unoriginal and a bit iffy but I wanted to focus my full attention on the fictional housemates, task etc. Ah and the house isn't anything like Elstree. :blush:

Looking forward to this! :)

Thanks Cal! :thumbs::)

If anyone wishes to explore the house then do so using this link http://pl.an/1hat4k#details

Don't click if using mobile and don't go on 3D if using slow computer. :)

This is great and really unique! :)

Thank you very much Monopoly. :):)

Also, in regards to evictions, I was originally going to have the public vote in evictions but it would restrict the amount of episodes I could write. The public will be able to evict (Vote To Save) in around week 7/8.

Maxqueen

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Maxine and Doug. :love:

Thanks for your support Monopoly :)

Omg Maxqueen getting bullied :worry:

Ah, don't worry about Maxqueen! I'm sure she'll manage to get her revenge. ;)

Chloe already slaying<3333

CHLOE TO STAY

Thought you'd like Chloe. :bigsmile:

Flawless first day! Loving sassy Chloe :love:

Get Judith and Niamh out in double eviction

Thank you very much Monopoly. :) I love sassy Chloe too!

This is only the start for Judith VS Chloe! :cheer2: As for Niamh, she may find herself in trouble in a vote to save.

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Big Brother 16: Day 3

9: 27 AM: Day 3 in the Big Brother house, the housemates are wide awake and have all showered and eaten breakfast. Rick and Luna are bouncing on the trampoline whilst Alex, Niamh and Bronte are in the chilling in the pool. Chloe is relaxing on the sun lounger whilst Judith, Will, Joel and Maxine are in the living room.

9: 31 AM: “Chloe told me that you had a little tiff yesterday afternoon” Maxine says to Judith. “She was having a go at me, I’m sorry Maxine but I don’t get why you’re friend with her” Judith says. Maxine looks astounded. “She’s like me long-lost sister or something, we gel, Chloe doesn’t deserve to be mistreated, and the way you are with Chloe is horrid” Maxine says. “She was attacking me” Judith says. “Attacking isn’t the way to put it” Maxine sneers. “Wait, why are you telling me how to act, what are you trying to do?” Judith rages. “I’m being nice to a friend, talking of friends, where are yours?” Maxine chuckles. “I don’t have to take this, I’m off” Judith sneers. “Go play with Will” Maxine sneers.
10: 00 AM: Housemates have been given their first shopping task. “Housemates, this is your first shopping task” Martyn reads out to the housemates are gathered round the coloured sofas. “Your first task is called the orchestra. You will split into two teams and will be given identical instruments; each housemate will be given an instrument to play. Housemates must compose their own musical piece to perform on Thursday” Martyn reads. “The teams are as follows: Team Crotchet, Alex, Bronte, Chloe, Rick, Martyn and Joel and Team Quaver, Doug, Judith, Will, Niamh, Maxine and Luna” Martyn announces.

10: 12 AM: “Oh my god” Bronte squeals as she enters the store room which contains violin, trombone, flute and a cello. Alex, Chloe, Rick, Martyn and Joel follow her and grab the instruments. They carry them towards the garden where Team Crotchet is practising. A drum kit and piano is already set up.

10: 24 AM: Team Quaver is getting to grips with their instruments. “I played the piano when I was 10” Niamh says. “I once took a recorder lesson” Doug smirks. “So I was thinking that I could play steady drum beat and then someone plays a little melody on the piano, two others come in playing the violin and cello. Someone then blasts the trombone and I play a little drum fill, we all get a solo and then we freestyle, I play the guitar and my ex was a percussion teacher” Maxine says. “Why don’t you play the cello or violin then?” Luna asks. “Violin and Cello are easy to learn, the drums takes a lot of skill” Maxine smiles.

10: 26 AM: Maxine is in the diary room. “I once mucked about on my brothers trumpet and broke the bloody thing, I’ve never played an instrument I just need to get the housemates into place and get them under my control, I can easily whack a few drums and click my sticks so they housemates don’t need to know that I’m lying.

10: 45 AM: Team Crotchet is in the garden. Rick is on the drum kit playing a basic rhythm whilst Alex and Bronte are getting to terms with the cello and violin respectively. Chloe is blowing the trumpet and Martyn and Joel are arguing over who plays the piano and flute. “I don’t wanna play the flute, I’d be better at piano” Martyn says. “You said that you’ve never played it though” Joel sneers. “Neither have you” Martyn says. “I’m a fast learner” Joel says. “So am I” Martyn says as he gets on the piano stool and pulls it in. He starts to play the start of “Mary has a little lamb” but is interrupted as Joel uses his hand to block the keys. “Guys behave, just one of you pick the flute so we can begin” Alex complains. “Move over, I’m better than that” Joel says as he plays twinkle, twinkle little star. “Martyn just play the flute, you know the winners have access to the luxury budget for the week, we need to win” Chloe whines. “But I got it first” Martyn squeals like a child. “So, I think the piano should start with a C and then an E rhythm” Joel says. “Then we build it up with the strings” Bronte says. “And finally the trumpet and flute play” Alex adds. “Then I get to play some wicked groove” Rick beams. “Then we drop the piano and strings” Chloe says. “And then have a nice medley of rhythms” Alex says. “And go back to C and E rhythm” Joel says. “Great, shall we start with a C and an E then?” Bronte smiles.

17: 55 PM: The housemates have spent the day rehearsing and have stored the instruments in the laundry room. Will is feeding the chickens and Luna is feeding the fish in the tank. Martyn is on the hammock. “I’m sorry Martyn” Chloe says apologetically as she walks up to Martyn who is finally alone after Niamh dived into the pool to join Rick and Alex. “For what?” Martyn asks looking baffled. “I know you wanted to play the flute and I’m sorry I snapped” Chloe says. “Don’t worry about it, we need to get our act together, your trumpet playing was great” Martyn says. “Haha, thanks, Bronte didn’t seem to think so” Chloe sighs. “What’s going on with you two?” Martyn asks. “It’s confusing, she has some hate against me and Luna, Doug, and Niamh seem to be ignoring me” Chloe says. “They do seem rather distant” Martyn nods. “You’re not going to ignore me are you?” Chloe asks. “No, I stick up for my friends” Martyn smiles. “So I’m your friend then?” Chloe grins. “I guess” Martyn smiles.

19: 04 PM: Luna and Doug are chatting in the laundry room. Luna is ironing her and Niamh’s clothes. “I think I smell burning” Doug jokes. “Oh shut up, I’ve ironed before” Luna smirks. “And how did it go?” Doug asks. “Erm, I burnt my sister’s best dress” Luna grins. “I gotta wash my trousers, they’ve got mud all over and my socks are muddy, I don’t how we’re expected to not wear shoes” Doug smirks. “I know, I packed my good favourite pair as well, they’re these gorgeous pink heels with golden patterns down the hell and a soft cushioned sole” Luna beams. “Yeah, I brought some trainers and some black leather shoes” Doug grins. “Did Niamh eat the last of the coco pops?” Luna asks. “I think so, I hope we pass the task because we’re running low on food” Doug says.

22: 48 PM: Housemates are settling down for an early night after spending the day rehearsing. Luna and Doug are in the red beds, Joel and Maxine are in the orange, Chloe and Martyn are sharing the yellow beds, Rick and Niamh are in the green, Alex and Bronte are in the blue and Will and Judith are in the purple. Will and Judith are whispering to each other. “Shall I turn the lamp off?” Will asks. “If you want, Will you need to get out of your shell otherwise your gonna get nominated and I don’t wanna see you go, you’ve got so much to learn about yourself, it would be very sad to see you leave so early” Judith warns. “I’m not gonna burst out, that’s not my style and you know it, I just wanna get to bed and dream so nice dreams” Will smiles. “Night” Judith says as she turns off the light.

Another fabulous highlight show, loving learning about all the characters!

Thank you very much. :spin: :bouncy:

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Big Brother 16: Day 4
It’s nominations day and the housemates are up and raring to go! Judith, Luna and Doug are in the dining room eating slices of bacon and hash browns whilst Niamh and Bronte are sipping orange juice in the loungers.

9: 27 AM: Joel and Maxine are in the living room and are watching the fish. “Fish are funny things aren’t they?” Maxine smirks. “Yeah” Joel smiles. “Do you like fish? I don’t really like the taste” Maxine says. “A bit, I prefer meat like steak or beef” Joel says. “Feels a bit cruel doesn’t it? Talking about eating fish in front of them” Maxine grins. “Yeah” Joel smirks. Will is watching the pair from the sofa whilst Alex and Martyn walk in and sit down either side of him.

9: 28 AM: Will is along on the sofas. “Brought you a cuppa” Martyn smiles. “Cheers” Will smiles. “So what are you studying?” Alex asks. “Sociology” Will replies. “Interesting, so is it interesting?” Alex asks. “Yeah it’s good, did you go to uni?” Will asks, desperate to turn the conversation away from him. “Nope, I got A* in IT at A Level and worked up from a call centre to a secretary” Alex says. “Cool” Will says. “I need to shower” Will says as she finishes his tea and leaves. “He’s very mysterious, isn’t he?” Alex grins but Martyn isn’t listening. Instead he sees Chloe walking and hops up. “Sorry I gotta see Chloe” Martyn says.

Doug is first to be called to the diary room to nominate. “My first nomination is Chloe. She hasn’t really spoken too many of us and she seems permanently hanging around with Maxine. She is also rather nasty especially to Judith and Bronte for no apparent reason” Doug says. “My second nomination us for Joel. Joel also hasn’t really socialised with anyone but Maxine and to an extent Chloe. He also seems to be following Maxine around and it’s a bit odd” Doug smirks. “Thank you Doug” Big Brother says.
Rick is next and he sits down on the chair and swings his legs as he speaks. “My first nomination is for Chloe. She seems very rude and flippant and rather melodramatic, she’s incredibly judgemental and seems very reluctant to talk to anyone other than Maxine” Rick says. “And my second nomination is Will. He is very quiet and reluctant to talk. I’ve spoken to him a bit and he tries to turn the conversation away from himself or replies with simple and closed answers” Rick says. “Thank you, you may leave” Big Brother says.

9: 46 AM: Martyn has followed Chloe into the laundry room. “So, are you still pissed at Judith?” Martyn asks. “Yeah, her and Bronte are constantly bitching about me” Chloe sighs as she slumps onto a beanbag. Martyn slumps onto an adjacent yellow beanbag and places a reassuring hand on Chloe’s shoulder. “Thanks Martyn, you’re so nice” Chloe smiles. “I’m not gonna let Bronte and Judith treat you like ****, you don’t deserve it” Martyn says. Chloe runs her eyes. “Can you fetch me a beer?” Chloe asks. “Sure” Martyn says as he gets up. Chloe breaks into a smirk as he leaves.

10: 08 AM: Niamh is next to nominate. “My first nomination is Maxine. Maxine seems a bit odd; I don’t know why she’s here. She doesn’t seem to care about anyone but Chloe or herself. My second nomination is Chloe. She’s incredibly nasty to others and is very bitchy. She’s also rather hypocritical as she confronted Bronte about bitching after spending the day bitching with Maxine” Niamh says. “You may return, thank you Niamh” Big Brother says.

10: 10 AM: It’s now Luna’s turn to nominate. “My first nomination is Maxine. Maxine and I haven’t really spoken, she’s very immature for her age and is pretty much ignoring every bar Chloe. She seems like she’ll be a nightmare to live with” Luna says. “My second nomination is Joel. He seems very clingy around Maxine. He hasn’t made much effort with me, Doug, Niamh or Bronte and the only other people’s he hangs with are the boys” Luna says.

11: 22 AM: Chloe and Martyn are sun bathing on the trampoline whilst Judith, Bronte and Niamh are in the loungers. Rick and Doug are having a kick about with a rotten lettuce. “The girls are there, shall we say something?” Martyn asks. “Let’s go, might as well do it now” Chloe sighs. “Why are you being so shallow towards Chloe? She’s done nothing to offend you at all” Martyn sneers. “Take a look at yourself Martyn, what’s Chloe done to you? Can’t you see that she’s a bitch?” Judith rages. “Don’t you dare call me a bitch” Chloe warns as she walks closer to Judith. “I’m not gonna lie to you Chloe. You make Katie Price look angelic” Judith sneers. “Shut the hell up. You’re speaking crap” Chloe says. “Oh it’s the truth and you know what? You can’t handle the truth!” Judith sneers. “Stop it the pair of you. It’s been four days and you’re already at each other’s throats” Bronte sighs.”Oh don’t play the poor me act Bronte, Chloe’s told me about you bitching and saying nasty things” Martyn says. “Oh so you’re just gonna believe anything she spews out her nasty mouth” Bronte sneers. “Just leave Chloe alone or it’ll be round two and it won’t be nice” Martyn warns. “Just take a look at yourself Martyn” Bronte smirks.

11: 25 AM: Maxine is up next to nominate. “So my first nomination is for Bronte. She’s incredibly rude and very sour. I don’t trust her and nor does Chloe. She’s stuck in this little clique and it would be nice to see them voted out one by one” Maxine smirks. “And my second nomination is Niamh. She’s also in this little clique and I want to see them gone. She’s very quiet at the moment and is boring. She won’t even have one drink” Maxine says. “Thank you Maxine” Big Brother says.

Judith is next to nominate and she happily sits down and sighs. “Okay, my first is Chloe. She has some very sick hatred against me, she’s manipulated Martyn into hating me and causing an argument, and she’s been moaning and whining about me all day so he’ll nominate me. She’s barely spoken to any of us and she seems happy judging us without even speaking to us and its pathetic” Judith smirks. “Next is Maxine, she’s very happy to follow Chloe about because she’s the only one who doesn’t think that’s she’s immature and odd. Maxine won’t help with the washing, cooking, cleaning, nothing and it’s a nightmare” Judith whines.

Joel is next to nominate. “My first nomination is Bronte. Bronte isn’t nice; she’s very frosty to me, Chloe and Max. She seems very happy to sit in a clique and ignore the outsiders” Joel says. “And my next nomination is Judith. Like Bronte she’s happy to sit in a clique and is very frosty to me, Chloe and Maxine. It’s very rude and not nice, she’s very rude to Maxine as well which wasn’t nice” Joel says. “You may leave Joel, thank you” Big Brother says.

12: 22 PM: Luna, Doug, Bronte, Niamh and Rick are all sitting in a circle on the trampoline. “Chloe’s desperate to get Bronte and Judith out” Rick says. “I’m just sick of feeding the troll. I don’t know who she is but the public love her and she’ll be in here for weeks” Luna admits. “Probably” Doug sighs. “I wanna meet the person under the bitch though, what do we know about her? Are we the ones who haven’t made an effort?” Luna says. “I have no idea. Who do you think will be up?” Niamh asks. “Chloe definitely, probably Maxine, I think Judith and Bronte” Rick says. “Nah, Judith and Bronte can’t both be up” Doug says. “Dunno, I have an idea who you nominate but Alex and Martyn could have interesting opinions” Bronte says. “Martyn is under Chloe’s spell” Luna grins. “God knows who Will’s nominated, could be any of us” Doug smirks. “Will’s a bit odd” Rick says. “Not really, Will’s nice, he could be a good mate” Doug says.

12: 55 PM: Bronte is up next to nominate. “Well, obviously my first nomination is Chloe. She is one of the most horrible people I’ve ever met and I feel like we’ve only scratched the surface. She is a massive attention-seeker and it’s pathetic” Bronte says. “My second nomination is Maxine. Maxine like Chloe is rather bitchy. Maxine seems to tag along with Chloe and, yeah, it’s pathetic, the pair of them are pathetic” Bronte sighs.

Alex follows after Bronte and sits down on the diary room chair. “So my first nomination is Chloe. She’s leading Martyn on and is manipulating him; she’s very twisted and very cruel. She’s playing the victim and it’s hilariously bad” Alex grins. “My next nom is sadly Will. He seems nice but when I’m chatting to him he gives simple answers, he acts like he doesn’t want to be here” Alex says. “Thank you Alex” Big Brother says.

14: 34 PM: Chloe, Martyn and Will are left to nominate. Chloe has six nominations, Maxine has four, Joel, Will and Bronte have two nominations, and Judith and Niamh have one nomination each. Chloe is next and she’s happily sits down with a grin. “Hello Big Brother, my first nomination is for Bronte. She is the fakest girl I’ve met, she acts so innocent and prissy and it’s pitiable. She needs to go so her little girly clique plus their gay best friend Doug split up and break apart. My next nomination is for Judith. She’s also very bitchy and very rude. She’s trying to act innocent as well and she’s got some weird control over Will.” Chloe says.

14: 39 PM: Joel and Maxine are in the bedroom. “So do you think Judith and Bronte will be up?” Joel asks. “Hopefully, if me, you and Chloe have nominated them then that should be enough?” Maxine says. “Hopefully, I’d love to see the fake reactions on the smug clique” Joel smirks and Maxine bursts into laughter. “I’m fetching another drink, do you want one?” Maxine snorts. “Already? It’s still the afternoon” Joel says. Maxine tuts as she walks off.

15: 22 PM: Martyn is the second last housemate to nominate. “Hello Big Brother. My first nomination is for Judith, she seems very rude to Chloe and it’s out of order, she is very two-faced and I’d love to see her booted out. My second nomination is for Bronte. Bronte is also very two-faced, she’s happy to sit in a clique all day and she’s made little effort with anyone other than, Luna, Doug and Niamh.” Martyn says.
15: 25 PM: Judith and Bronte now have 3 nominations each, Chloe has 6 nominations, and Maxine has 4 whilst Joel has two and Niamh has one. Will is the final housemate to nominate.

“So my first is for Martyn. He seemed nice at first but he is actually incredibly stupid and dim. He’s wrapped round Chloe’s little finger and I don’t think any of the others can see it. Martyn needs to be up and out as Chloe is a nightmare to live with and she’ll probably continue manipulating the guys for her own wicked gain.” Will says. “My next nomination is for Joel. Joel is actually stuck up Maxine’s arse. He’s is incredibly dim, he’s tagging along with Maxine and will do anything to please her. I’d like Joel to also go as Maxine and Chloe’s little cult needs to be broken apart but the public will never vote out Chloe so I see no point in nominating you” Will says. “Thank you Will” Big Brother says.

15: 30 PM: Judith is waiting on the sofas for Will to leave the diary room. “It’s tough isn’t it?” Judith smirks. “Not really” Will mutters. “Oh, it wasn’t the hardest decision to be honest, Luna and Doug are going to use the barbeque and cook the last of the sausages” Judith says. “Alright then” Will sighs.

9: 45 PM: Housemates have been called to the sofa for the results of the nominations. “This is Big Brother. The housemates with the most nominations and up for eviction are... Chloe...Maxine...Joel....Judith and Bronte, housemates, you may now leave” Big Brother says. “Oh my god” Niamh gasps. Chloe and Maxine walk off. “Poor Bronte” Luna sighs as he puts her arm around Bronte. “Don’t worry about it” Bronte says.

9: 46 PM: Chloe and Maxine are in the laundry room. “We did it” Chloe smirks as she high fives Maxine. “Joel could still go” Maxine says. “Nah, not a chance” Chloe says. “What’s next?” Maxine asks. “I’m gonna get Alex” Chloe smirks as she walks out.

9: 49 PM: Chloe has gone into the bedroom. Will follows her. “What are you plotting?” Will asks casually. “What?” Chloe asks. “You’ve chummed up with Maxine, Joel’s up her backside and now you’re wrapping Martyn around your little finger” Will sneers. “I’m sorry but who are you to say this, you’ve done piss all since you entered, get out you bore” Chloe sneers. “I can see right through you Chloe” Will warns. “Just get out, Judith might be missing you” Chloe smirks. “I’m not gonna let you walk over the boys, you might get Martyn, Alex and Rick but you’re never gonna get to me” Will says.

Another 2 fantastic shows! OMG, Chloe and Maxine are up for evicton</3 Judith or Bronte will go, well I hope so anyway, I don't want Chloe and Maxine going and a girl must go first every time, it's BB tradition ;)

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Big Brother 16: Day 5

9: 55 AM: Housemates are all wide awake after an early night are have put on their black suits and black dresses ready for their dress rehearsal. Team Crotchet which consists of Alex, Bronte, Chloe, Rick, Martyn and Joel are rehearsing but with little progress. “You’re doing the wrong rhythm” Chloe says. “No I’m not it’s bah, bah, bah, bum, bahbahbahhhhh” Bronte insists. “Not it’s not it’s bah, bah, bum, bum bahbahh” Chloe sneers. “No it’s not, I’ve been doing this since the first rehearsal” Bronte says. “Well you’ve been doing it wrong” Chloe says. “No I haven’t” Bronte says. “Yeah you have, hasn’t she Joel?” Chloe says and Joel nods. “I’m sorry Bronte” Martyn says. “Oh for god sake” Bronte snorts and storms s off into the living room and walks past Team Quaver into the bedroom. “This is ridiculous” Rick sighs. “Let’s just continue” Martyn says. “We need to work as a team, we can’t play if we’re all bickering at one another” Rick sighs.

10: 33 AM: Team Quaver which consists of Doug, Judith, Will, Niamh, Maxine and Luna are all happily rehearsing. Maxine has taken charge of the performance due to her apparent musical knowledge. “Okay guys, we’re gonna climax now, are we ready?” Maxine smiles. “Yeah” the group sighs. “Actually I’m gonna fetch some water, anyone want some?” Maxine asks but the group remain silent as Maxine walks into the kitchen. “Bloody dictator” Judith smirks. “She won’t even let us get a word in” Niamh grins. “She’s such a liar” Will smirks. The group stare at him. “She has not musical knowledge what so ever, I’m grade 6 drums and she’s appalling” Will says. “Why didn’t you say something?” Luna asks. “Maxine seemed to have everything under control, I didn’t want to cause any more arguments so I played along, but then Maxine was god awful at the drums and then I realised that everything she said was bull****” Will explains. “Clever” Judith smirks. “Right, let’s get ready, Bronte’s gone off in a strop and the other team don’t seem so good so unless something drastically goes wrong we’ve got this in the bag as long as we all do what I say” Maxine says as she walks back.

11: 04 AM: Bronte has returned to the group. “Are you alright?” Rick asks and Bronte nods as she picks up her violin. “Good, now, we agreed that the rhythm I said was right so that’s what you’ve gotta do” Chloe says. Bronte practises Chloe’s rhythm but fails to do so. “For god sake Bronte, it’s really not that hard” Chloe sighs. “I never wanted to play the bloody violin, can you all stop pressuring me!” Bronte screams. “Calm down Bronte” Martyn says. “No, Chloe’s been biting my head off since we started this bloody task” Bronte screams. “Oh that’s rich; you’re the one who’s been two-faced and causing trouble” Chloe sneers. “Calm down Bronte” Alex says. “How can I? Chloe’s not gonna stop pissing me off” Bronte sighs as she rubs her eyes. “Just practise the bit again” Martyn says. “No, I’ve had enough, I’m not doing this bloody task, I’d rather eat basic rations that let you boss me about” Bronte says and storms off again. “Right, we’re gonna have to play without Bronte for now, everything should be fine but we’ll lose points for teamwork” Joel sighs.
11: 09 AM: Team Quaver are about to confront Maxine. “Maxine, what was your ex like at percussion?” Luna asks. “Good” Maxine replies. “What kind of stuff did he play?” Will asks. “Bit of rock, heavy metal and punk” Maxine says. “Maxine, stop bull****ting us, we know you lied about your ex being in percussion, you lied about drums and you lied about composing” Judith sneers. “What the hell, I know loads about drums” Maxine snorts. “Okay, name all drums” Will smirks. “That’s the snare, that’s the bass, that’s the high hat” Maxine says. “What about the others?” Will asks. “I dunno” Maxine sighs. “Just admit it, you lied, I’m grade 6 drums Max, I didn’t want to cause chaos as I believed you at first but then you played and I knew” Will says. “I’m just annoyed you lied to us” Doug says and Luna and Niamh murmur their agreement. “Fine you can go all jazzy on the drums and I’ll take over the flute, what we had is good though so don’t go changing it” Maxine sighs and sits down with the flute.

14: 34 PM: Both teams have done their dress rehearsal are have joined together in the living room. Luna, Doug, Niamh are chatting with Rick from the other team “So how’s yours going?” Rick asks Luna. “Good, we had a slight leadership problem but it’s been resolved” Luna smiles. “What was happening with Bronte? We saw her storm out, return and storm out again, she hasn’t left the bedroom yet” Niamh says. “Should one of us go talk to her?” Doug suggests. “I think she’s calmed down, I expect she’ll be out soon” Luna says. “Was Chloe giving biting her head off again?” Niamh asks. “Sadly, Chloe really needs to calm down a bit, Bronte doesn’t deserve the hate she’s getting off Chloe and her little cool crew” Rick says.

15: 33 PM: Maxine, Chloe, Martyn and Alex are in the garden by the pool sitting in the plastic chairs with the last of the wine. “Is this the last of the wine?” Chloe asks. “I think so, we’re the only ones who actually make good use of it though” Maxine smirks. “Yeah, I don’t get how the others survive the day without alcohol, especially today” Chloe sneers. “So do you think you’ll win?” Maxine asks Chloe. “With a bit of bloody luck, I am not living off basic rations for the week” Chloe says. “Do you think you’ll be up again next week? I can’t see you going this week” Martyn says. “Probably, and the week after, and the week after that until the final or I eventually go” Chloe says. “Who do you think will go?” Alex asks. “I think Joel’s in danger, but hopefully Bronte leaves, I can imagine Judith having a bloody breakdown” Chloe smirks.
16: 46 PM: Judith, Joel and Will are in the kitchen using the remains of the food to cook a meal. “So we’ll prepare a little banquet, keep the cereal, tea, coffee and all the snacky things but the rest we can cook up and serve” Judith explains. “Sounds good, the washing’s up not done though, everything’s dirty” Will points out. “Oh for god sake, it’s Chloe and Maxine’s job? Luna, Doug and Niamh collect the food and tidy up the living room, Bronte and Joel keep the bedroom tidy, Rick, Alex and Martyn sort out the pets, the bathroom and the garden, Chloe and Maxine have the simple job of doing the bloody washing up” Judith sighs as she walks out the kitchen.

“Chloe, Maxine, why haven’t you done the washing up?” Judith asks. “Dunno” Chloe snorts. “Forgot” Maxine smirks. “Can you go do it? Everyone else tidies up or cooks for you but you still on your arse all day sneering at others” Judith sighs. “I don’t wanna do the bloody washing up” Chloe says. “We’ve all got to do things we don’t want to” Judith says. “Not me, what’s the worse that’ll happen? Someone will eventually get it done; you can hardly kick me out or ban me from eating” Chloe smirks. “I’m not cooking for you or Maxine until you do your bit around the house, can’t you swap chores and do the laundry?” Judith says. “Why? I’ll do my own but I’m not touching anyone else’s clothes” Chloe says. “Why do you have to be so difficult?” Judith asks rhetorically. Chloe breaks into a grin as Maxine snorts.

17: 55 PM: Judith has finally prepared dinner and is about to serve it to the housemates bar Chloe and Maxine. Luna, Doug, Niamh, Joel, Alex, Rick and Martyn. Bronte is still in the bedroom and Chloe and Maxine are smoking in the garden. Will and Judith carry plates of food to the tables. “So what happened with the washing up?” Doug asks. “Had to do it myself” Judith sighs. “How’s Bronte?” Alex asks. “I saw her just before I called you all, she’s not hungry, I’ll make her a sandwich later” Judith smiles. “Thanks for cooking” Joel smiles. “No problem, I love cooking” Judith says. “Still think it’s a bit harsh leaving Chloe and Maxine out” Martyn says. “They seem happy enough” Judith says. “You’ve used all the food though, what are they gonna eat?” Martyn says. “There’s still snacks and stuff left” Judith says. “I think it’s a bit harsh banning them, I’ve gonna sit with them, you coming Alex?” Martyn says. Alex follows him and the pair walk off. “I’m gonna see how Max is” Joel says. “Bye then” Judith says as she takes Marty’s seat. “The croutons are ready, here you go” Will smiles. “Great, cheers Will” Doug smiles. “No problem, I have to cook for my flat mates all the time” Will smiles.

Poor Maxqueen getting exposed like that :fist:

:spin:

I do love some of the stuff coming up for Maxqueen!

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Big Brother 16: Day 6

It’s the day of the performances and housemates have all woken up early and are ready for the performances. Overnight the garden has been turned into a posh theatre. There’s a basic black stage with curtains either side, 12 comfy red chairs and a table of white wine, croutons and peanuts is at the back next to the chickens. Two famous British musicians and conductors will be judging and scoring the performances. Jonathan Dove is a British composer, he’s worked in opera, plays, films, choral works and orchestra and chamber music. Some of his operas include Flight, Life Is a Dream, The Palace in the Sky and Man on the Moon. Joining him is Sir Mark Elder (CBE) is a British conductor and has conducted the last night of the proms and many other spectacular performances. Sir Mark and Jonathan will be watching both teams from inside the bedroom away from the housemates via a screen and headphones. The two guests will score each group out of 10 in terms of Originality, Creativity, Teamwork and Technique.

11: 50 AM: Both teams are in the garden. “I’m actually about to crap myself” Maxine smirks. Maxine, Joel, Chloe, Martyn and Alex are sitting on the trampoline, Maxine is smoking. “What’s the bloody point of this? Why the hell have they given us a bloody black dress to wear?” Chloe moans. “I hate wearing ties” Martyn smirks. “Yeah, it’s too bloody hot to wear black outfits” Joel sighs. “This task has been a waste of time” Chloe sighs. “I bet the cool cliques are loving it, I bet they love dressing up” Chloe smirks.

11: 52 AM: Luna, Doug, Bronte, Niamh, Will, Rick and Judith have taken their seats ready for the day’s performance. “I really looking forward to seeing what you’ve done” Bronte smiles. “It should be okay I guess, looking forward to Will’s drum solo” Luna says. “Yeah, I can’t wait Will” Rick smiles. “I’m gonna fetch some croutons, anyone want some?” Bronte asks. “Fetch me a few” Niamh says. “And me” Doug smiles.

12: 00 PM: It’s time for the performances. “This is Big Brother, could team Crotchet take to the stage” Big Brother says. Alex, Chloe, Rick, Martyn and Joel walk around the stage and sit down by their instruments. Bronte remains seated and the performance begins. Joel plays a C and E on the piano and breaks into a jolly rhythm, Chloe plays the cello. Suddenly Rick hits the crash symbol twice and breaks into a jazzy drum groove. Alex and Martyn begin to play the trombone and flute after Rick stops his groove. The flute, piano and trombone continue playing and then Martyn stops the flute and Alex then stops playing the trombone, Joel goes back to playing his C and E tune and Rick hits the cymbal to indicate the finish. Team Quaver burst into applause at the reasonable performance and Team Crotchet leave the stage and walk back to their seats.

12: 15 PM: After a short interval Team Quaver have been called to the stage. Will starts the performance with a fast drum beat, Doug blasts the trombone and Luna and Niamh start playing the cello and violin, Maxine begins playing the piano to little avail, the violin sound turns screechy whilst Maxine mucks the piano keys. Judith blows the flute and Chloe tries not to grin as Judith screeches out high notes. Will stops playing and the rest of Team Quaver play out of time. Will smashes the ride cymbal and the rest of the team stop playing, Will plays as loud rock fill and smashes the crash cymbal. The audience weakly clap and Team Quaver sit down feeling a bit unsure.
12: 20 PM: Jonathan and Sir Mark are in the laundry room whilst the housemates relax and drink. “Team 1 were very organised, a bit of originality and a bit of creativity” Jonathan says. “But they lacked in teamwork, one member was missing” Sir Mark says. “They had good technique for beginners” Jonathan admits. “Team 2 were a bit of a mess, their originality and creativity was great though, technique was appalling and teamwork was good except a bit of limelight hogging by the drummer” Jonathan says. “Agreed” Sir Mark says.

13: 45 PM: Jonathan and Sir Mark have left and housemates have been called to the living room to hear the results. “Housemates, the results of the shopping task have been finalised. Team Crotchet scored 6 for originality, 7 for creativity, 6 for technique and 3 for teamwork” Big Brother says. “Team Crotchet has a score of 22. Team Quaver scored 7 for originality, 7 for creativity, 4 for technique and 5 for teamwork. Team Quaver has a score of 23 and have therefore won this week’s shopping, Luna, Doug, Maxine, Judith, Niamh and Will shall live off a luxury budget of £150 whilst Team Crotchet will survive off a budget of £40” Big Brother says. The housemates cheer.

15: 04 PM: “We need bread, cereal, butter, pork, steak and bacon” Rick says as Team Quaver gather round the blackboard by the sofa. “Add eggs, sugar, tea, coffee and alcohol” Luna says. “I need cigarettes” Maxine says. “How many do you need?” Niamh asks. “I could probably manage 30” Maxine says. “That’s quite a bit out of our budget” Luna says. “I need cigarettes though” Maxine sighs. “Write down 15” Niamh says. “What the hell” Maxine snorts. “We’ve got to make sacrifices” Luna sighs. “We don’t need bloody shreddies or ketchup though” Maxine sneers. “Ketchup’s hardly expensive” Luna sighs. “Shall we go outside and chat to the others for a bit, get a drink and come back” Niamh suggests. “Alright, I’m gonna make a cuppa and meet you out there” Maxine smiles.

15: 10 PM: Maxine is in the diary room with the blackboard. “I’ve got it Big Brother; I’ve got the shopping requests” Maxine smiles. “How many cigarettes have you got on their Maxine?” Big Brother asks. “I changed it from 15 to 40, I got rid of the eggs, cereal, steak and pork as well as the sauces” Maxine smirks. “I also changed all the orange juice to alcohol” Maxine smirks. “I think it’ll do” Maxine says. “See ya” Maxine says and leaves.

“Where have you been Max?” Luna asks as she walks back into the living room. “I just handed the blackboard in” Maxine says. “Oh, we hadn’t finished” Niamh says. “I got us a few more things” Maxine says. “Like what?” Doug asks. “Cigarettes, about 40” Maxine smirks. “We had an agreement Maxine” Luna says. “Well I need cigarettes and that’s final, I’ve handed it in” Maxine grins.

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Big Brother 16: Day 7

Emma Willis walks out of the eye and walks down the crowd with their bright banners. Some say stuff like “Get Judith Out” or “We Love You Chloe”. “So, 7 days in and 12 will become 11, welcome to eviction number 1” Emma smirks. “Midway through tonight we shall save three housemates but for now, let’s catch up on all the action.

10: 12 AM: Maxine and Niamh are unpacking the shopping. “You know I brought cigarettes for the whole team, are you sure you don’t want one?” Maxine smirks. “No, smoking damages your lungs and causes cancer” Niamh sighs. “But it feels so good though, have you ever had one?” Maxine asks. “No and I don’t wish too” Niamh says bluntly. “God, some people in this house are bloody boring” Maxine snorts and walks off. Niamh rolls her eyes and continues unpacking.

10: 30 AM: Chloe, Joe and Alex are chatting in the bedroom. “So who do you think will leave tonight?” Chloe asks Joel. “I think I’m in trouble, I haven’t really done much” Joel says. “You won’t go, I can see Bronte leaving, Judith evicted would be hilarious” Chloe grins. “I can’t see Judith leaving, I bet anyone who hates you will save Judith which means Bronte is a goner” Alex grins. “Hopefully, I’m so pissed we lost the task though, at least we’ve got enough booze and fags for a week though” Chloe says. “Did we get anything else though?” Alex asks. “I think we ordered a loaf of bread, a pint of milk, and bits of fruit. Everything is stashed in the bottom fridge layer or the cupboard next to the oven” Chloe explains. “So we’ve got no food for the week?” Alex grins. “We’ll manage, Big Brother’s not exactly gonna let us starve” Chloe grins. “I guess” Alex smirks.

11: 44 AM: Rick, Martyn, Will and Doug are in the laundry room. “How does this thing work?” Rick asks. “I think it spins” Martyn says. “Just pass the me the power and the clothes, I’ll show you” Will sighs. “We can do more than a one basket at a time, their plenty of room” Rick says. “Fine, Doug pass me your pile” Will says as he crouches down and puts Doug’s clothes in. “Everything should be dark coloured, nothing white or nothing hard like denim?” Will asks. “Yeah” Rick says and Doug nods. Will slams the door, stands up and pours in the washing power. The washing machine starts spinning and a white shirt is seen. “Wait? Who’s shirt is that?” Martyn asks. “Crap” Rick gasps as he opens the door. Water pours out and Rick picks up his dyed shirt. “What the hell did you do Will?” Rick sighs. “He said a dark wash” Doug says and Will nods. “For god sake, that was my best shirt, cost me fifty quid” Rick groans. “I said no white shirts, and fifty quid’s an absurd amount to pay for a shirt” Will sighs.

14: 02 PM: Luna, Doug, Rick, Niamh, Bronte and Judith are in the living room. Alex, Martyn and Chloe are in the pool. Joel and Will are in the kitchen and Maxine is catching up on sleep in the bedroom. “I really hope Chloe goes tonight, I actually can’t stand her, she waltzed in her and acted like the bitch, she’s desperate to be a bitch” Judith snorts. “Yeah, I think she is a bit attention-seeking” Bronte says. “”It would be a shame to lose either of you but either of you two could go” Doug says sadly. “At least if I go I won’t have to be living with Chloe” Judith smirks. “Yeah but no one wants to be the first out” Bronte says. “Someone has to though and it could be one of you” Doug says.

14: 04 PM: Joel and Will are in the kitchen. “You’re team got a lot of good food, our team have got nothing but fags and booze” Joel smirks. “I’m sure you’ll be fine, Big Brother would probably just turn off the hot water for a few hours if you touched anything” Will smirks. “I feel like this Big Brother’s a bit more ruthless, did you watch Big Brother much?” Joel asks. “I didn’t watch it since it’s channel five move but I heard it was going back to basics and it seemed like an opportunity to know myself” Will says. “What about your studies?” Joel asks. “Well I got a break for the summer, I’m not exactly gonna be around for long though” Will says. “You’re gonna last longer than me I bet, and I watched the classic Big Brother era with Jade, Nikki, Aisleyne, Derek and Makosi but gave up in series 11, I didn’t really give a stuff about Josie and that John Jones guy” Joel says. “I think it was John James” Will says.
“Guys, I need to talk” Maxine slurs as she staggers into the kitchen. “I thought you were napping?” Joel says. “Yeah but I got bored and had a bit of wine” Maxine snorts. “There’s only a bottle left” Will says as he looks in the fridge. “I had a bottle of wine and a beer, I’m not drunk” Maxine insists. Maxine attempts to sit down but misses the chair and falls to the ground. “God, get her some coffee and take her to the shower, she can’t face eviction drunk” Will sighs. “I’m not drunk” Maxine slurs as she clambers onto the chair. “Where’s my girl Chloe?” Maxine says as she staggers into the living room. “Hey Bronte, it’s a shame we never really got on or spoke, that stupid cow Niamh is always in the way” Maxine chuckles as she slumps into the yellow sofa next to Bronte and Niamh. “Are you drunk?” Niamh gasps. “Grow up Niamh, it’s what adults do, there’s cola and squash in the fridge though” Maxine snorts. “You stink” Niamh says. “Charming, I’m bored, let’s dance” Maxine beams as she stands up. “Where’s the Dancefloor? We need to have some fun, one of us is getting booted out you know?” Maxine sings. “Go and take a shower and behave, you’re gonna be on live TV later” Bronte says. “We’re already live, there’s bloody camera watching up and streaming to the computers at home” Maxine groans. “We’re gonna be on live TV” Judith says. “Whatever, I’m gonna get my outfit together” Maxine slurs. “Yeah we should get ready” Judith says. “We’ve still got hours” Rick says as Judith and Bronte walk to the bedroom.

17: 44 PM: Judith, Bronte, Chloe and Maxine have finally gotten their eviction outfits ready. Joel walks into the bedroom and pulls off his black shirt revealing a muscular torso and pulls over a white crisp shirt. “That was quick” Chloe says. “I might comb my hair but I’m not fussed, if I go I go” Joel says. “I dunno if I should keep my hair straight or curl it” Bronte says. “Curl it but pin it back a bit” Judith says. “I’ll try that” Bronte smiles. “Maxine, are you alright?” Chloe asks. “I showered and drank a ton of water but still feel giddy” Maxine sighs. “You don’t need to worry about going” Joel says. “Yeah, good luck everyone” Bronte smiles.

17: 55 PM: Niamh and Rick are discussing the eviction result. “Maxine is a goner, I doubt she has any fan base” Niamh says. “Nah, she’ll have fans, not sure about Joel though” Rick says. “Maxine will go, I bet ya” Niamh says. “What will you bet? How about if Joel goes then you down a glass of wine” Rick smirks. “Okay, and if Maxine goes then you have to streak around the garden the second she goes on live TV” Niamh grins. “Not live” Rick smirks. “What about I down two glasses of wine as straight away if Joel’s evicted and you strip the second Maxine leaves” Niamh says as she holds out her hand. Rick shakes her hand as he says. “Wait, I’m allowed to wear pants right?” Rick says. “No” Niamh grins as she lets go of Rick’s hand.

“So Rick could possibly get naked if Maxine goes and Niamh could get drunk, this is gonna be an interesting night, but now we’re gonna save three housemates” Emma Willis says. The camera cuts to the house where Emma’s voice is heard. “Big Brother house, this is Emma, for the past 72 hours the great British public have been voting to save” Emma says. Luna, Doug and Niamh are sitting with Bronte by the blue sofa, Will and Rick are comforting Judith, Joel, Maxine and Chloe are together with Alex and Martyn on the red and yellow sofas. “I can reveal that the three housemates with the most amount of votes in no particular order are.....MAXINE........CHLOE.......AND JUDITH. Bronte and Joel, we’ll get back to you” Emma announces. Maxine hugs Chloe and Will hugs Judith. Rick winks at Niamh who sighs but hugs Judith.

“So Rick’s not getting naked tonight and Chloe, Maxine and Judith are safe. Lines have reopened and will stay open for the next ten minutes, it’s between Bronte and Joel, lines are appearing on the screens. To vote add 02 at the end for Bronte and 05 at the end for Joe. Votes cost 40p or you can use a double pack of votes for 99p on the Big Brother app” Emma says.

19: 22 PM: Niamh and Bronte are on the trampoline discussing Rick. “Do you find Rick hot?” Niamh asks as she looks over to Rick who is performing shirtless push-ups. “He’s good looking I guess” Bronte says. “We made a bet on the eviction; if he loses then he’s got to streak” Niamh smirks. “Oh my god, I can’t believe you” Bronte giggled. “He’s fit, you can’t deny that” Niamh says. “So who’d you bet on?” Bronte asks. “Maxine” Niamh says. “Why? Make a better bet next time” Bronte sighs.

19: 30 PM: Will is sitting with Judith in the bedroom. “It’s gonna be tough if you go” Will says. “You’ll be fine, to be fair doubt I’m going anywhere” Judith says. “Don’t get too cocky” Will warns. “Are you tired? You were up until 1 this morning?” Judith asks. “Yeah, didn’t sleep too well, it’s too hot” Will says and Judith nods. “As soon as someone’s evicted I’ll grab a drink and get to bed” Will says. “Evictions are a major part of a Big Brother experience, it’s gonna be weird actually being in the house 24/7 with strangers are seeing one of them leaving each week” Judith says. “Do you think you’ll last long?” Will asks. “Not a chance” Judith smirks. “You’ll last a month at least” Will says.

“Lines have now closed, let’s go to the house” Emma says as the camera cuts to the house where housemates are in the same seating. The crowd are chanting “GET JUDITH OUT”. “Housemates, this is Emma, lines have closed, and your fate is sealed. For the past 72 hours the great British public have been voting to save. I can reveal that the housemate with the least amount of votes and first to be evicted is....

Emma announces. Bronte gasps as Joel breaks into a weak smile. “Joel you have been evicted, you have thirty seconds to say your goodbyes.” Emma says. Chloe hugs Joel and Maxine gives him a longer hug. Luna, Doug, Niamh and Rick say goodbye. “See you guys, good luck” Joel smiles as he says goodbye to Martyn and Alex. “See ya Will” Joel says sadly as he shakes hands with Will and rubs his back. “Bye everyone” Joel says as he walks to the doors. The doors open up and Joel walks into the crowd.

Camera’s flash and the crowd cheer as Joel walks down the carpet. Emma leads him to the pod for a chat. “So the crowd seemed nice, do you have any reason why you were evicted?” Emma asks. “I guess I didn’t make much of an impression” Joel sighs. “Is it disappointing to be out?” Emma asks. “Of course, I had a nice group of friends and I was beginning to get on with the main kids especially Wil who is a lovely lad” Joel says. “Chloe and Maxine were very big characters; do you feel that hanging around with them affected your relationship in the house with the others?” Emma asks. “Yeah, Judith is a big character in the other group and she hates all of us so she probably nominated me” Joel smirks. “Judith didn’t nominate you, she nominated Chloe and Maxine. I can reveal that Doug, Luna and Will nominated you” Emma says. “Oh” Joel sighs. “Apart from Judith, who else did you feel like you didn’t get on with?” Emma asks. “I guess I didn’t get on with Bronte and Niamh, we’re very different people. Luna and Doug are okay. I like Alex and Martyn although Alex is rather quiet” Joel says.”A few of your nomination reasons said that you were following and leering over Maxine, is there any truth in that?” Emma asks. “Not at all” Joel gasps. “Well Joel, your time was short but sweet, you are the first ever guy to be evicted first from big brother UK, you may go and see your family” Emma beams as the crowd applaud. “So that’s Big Brother history broken but anyways, I’ll see you next Friday!” Emma says.

Back in the house Niamh has two wine glasses ready. “3, 2, 1” Luna, Doug, Rick and Bronte yell as Niamh downs the first glass, she swallows it but shakes her head, she gulps and downs the second glass. The housemates cheer.

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Big Brother 16: Day 8

Eleven housemates have woken up, Joel was evicted last night making him the first ever male to leave first in Big Brother UK history. Maxine has woken up and is staring at the empty bed next to her. “Do you think they’ll leave the bed there?” Maxine asks Chloe. “Maybe” Chloe says as she brushes her hair. “Depends, some newbies might nab the beds, god I hope we don’t get newbies” Maxine sighs. “I doubt they could continue a series for 9 more weeks with eleven housemates, we’d have like three housemates in the final, it would be tedious” Chloe smirks. “Yeah, I’ll fetch you a cuppa” Maxine smiles. “You can’t, our team’s ran out of coffee, got plenty of wine if you wanna pour me a glass” Chloe smirks. “Alright” Maxine smiles and leaves.

9: 33 AM: Rick, Niamh and Judith are chatting in the kitchen. “Where’s the cereal?” Judith whines. “We’re all out” Niamh sighs. “What about bread and butter?” Judith sighs. “Out of butter, there might be some bread” Niamh says. “All gone” Judith sighs. “Is there anything to drink?” Rick asked. “We’ve got wine and beer” Judith sighs as she looks through the fridge. “Great, chuck me a beer” Rick smirks and Judith passes him a beer. “You can’t drink beer for breakfast” Niamh says as Rick cracks open his beer. “We’ve got sod else though” Rick says and he drinks. “We’ve got to save the remains, there’s a bit of pork and mince, we can have that for lunch, we’ll have to skip dinner and perhaps have some eggs tomorrow for breakfast” Judith sighs. “We could just go to Big Brother and demand more food” Rick says. “We’ve already used our entire food budget, there’s no way they’ll give us more” Niamh sighs. “Are you alright Niamh? You don’t look too good” Rick says. “Probably the booze from last night, I must have had another two glasses or something” Niamh sighs as she rubs her forehead.
9: 58 AM: Chloe is sitting beside Martyn and Alex by the pool. Martyn and Alex are dipping their legs into the water whilst Chloe is playing with the ripples. “It’s too hot to do anything” Chloe complains. “Yeah, bloody global warming” Martyn smirks. “I can’t believe Joel’s gone” Alex says. “I think he’s the first ever male to leave Big Brother UK first” Chloe says. “I think so, it must be crap going first” Chloe says. “I’m not too fussed about when I leave, well I’d like to stay a few weeks at least” Alex says. “Yeah, see you in a bit, I’m going to the diary room” Chloe says.

10: 02 AM: Luna, Doug and Bronte are chatting in the living room. “I wished Joel stayed longer, he was starting to settle in and get out of Maxine’s arse” Luna smirks. “Well vote to save can get rid of the quieter characters, we could be in trouble” Doug nods. “Did you hear about Niamh’s bet with Rick?” Bronte asks. “Well I know Niamh downed two glasses” Luna says. “Yeah but if Rick lost then he had to streak” Bronte says. “Bit odd and a bit pervy” Doug grins. “Do you think she fancies him” Luna says. “Maybe, she said that he’s fit though” Bronte adds. “I gotta speak to Niamh, what’s she playing at?” Luna smirks.”God knows” Bronte grins.

10:03 AM: Chloe is in the diary room. “Big Brother we need food now, we’ve got nothing and we’re gonna starve, we’re really hungry and we need food in this hot weather and it’s killing us” Chloe whines. “Big Brother is unable to help you, Big Brother gave you enough money for food which should have been consumed over a week” Big Brother says. “We got no money” Chloe complains. “Your team failed the shopping task and as a result had to live off basic rations, good luck this week Chloe” Big Brother says. “Bye then” Chloe sighs.

10: 44 AM: Luna and Niamh are talking in the bedroom. “So do you fancy Rick?” Luna asks. “He’s fit, no one can deny that” Niamh smirks. “Anything else? Besides him being fit does anything else attract you” Luna asks. “He’s got a nice sense of humour and is chilled” Niamh says. “Do you think Rick feels the same what?” Luna asks. “I don’t know, can you just leave it for a bit, if Rick finds out that I’ve said this then I’ll be a laughing stock” Niamh says. “Calm down Niamh” Luna says. “Stop pestering me then” Niamh says loudly. “I’m not pestering you, I just wanna know the facts” Luna says. “That’s all you journalists do isn’t it? You get the facts but don’t care who gets hurt in the process” Niamh sneers. “Are you accusing me of hurting you? Don’t you dare judge me because of my job, I am more than my job, I love my job but I am not a snobby, prejudice reporter” Luna yells. “Oh look who’s getting ratty now, I was having fun with Rick last night but you’ve gone and turned it into some relationship scandal” Niamh says. “Stop twisting my words” Luna gasps. “Isn’t that what you journalists do? I know why you’re doing this!” Niamh sneers. “Why?” Luna asks. “You just wanna make a few quid in selling the story, well this ain’t a showmance, Rick and I are just friends who have a bit of flirty fun, he’s fit and you’re just jealous” Niamh says. “Oh shut up Niamh, I am not jealous of you and Rick” Luna says. “I bet you are, Rick’s way more fun that Doug, Doug’s boring as hell, you are jealous and it’s totally blatant” Niamh sneers as Luna dabs her eyes. “Leave Doug out of this” Luna screams and walks off.

11: 32 AM: Luna is sitting with Doug and Bronte in the living room, Will, Rick and Niamh are splashing about in the pool whilst Chloe, Maxine, Alex and Martyn are chatting in the bedroom. Judith is preparing lunch. “Don’t you just hate the way Judith actually does nothing but cook and mother Will” Chloe smirks. “Yeah, you kinda make her interesting” Martyn smirks. “She’s not done anything since she got here” Chloe says. “Why’s Judith even in here?” Maxine snorts. “So she can work on her cooking” Chloe snorts. “She ain’t gonna stand a chance in a vote to save this week” Chloe beams.

11: 44 AM: Niamh has started a splashing battle with Rick and Will. “Don’t you dare get my hair wet” Niamh screams as Rick splashes Niamh’s hair. “Oh I’m gonna get you back for that” Niamh grins as she uses her arms and soaks Rick. Rick shakes his wet hair out of his eyes and smirks. “I’m gonna get out” Will says as he climbs out and towels off. Rick and Niamh continue their splashing battle as Will walks towards the living room.

“Has anyone fed the chickens today?” Will asks as he walks in the living room. “I think Alex did, are Niamh and Rick alone in the pool?” Doug asks. “Yeah, the pair were getting flirty so I bailed” Will smirks. “Niamh’s all over Rick, dunno how Rick feels, someone should ask him” Luna sighs. “Yeah but you’d have to make it subtle, someone’s gonna have to get close to him and ask him” Bronte points out. “Who’s gonna do that? It’s gonna have to be a guy” Luna asks. “I can’t do it, I can’t cope with situations like that, I’m hopeless at the who d’ya fancy thing” Will smiles. “You lot are acting like right girls” Doug snorts. “Well you can ask him in a mature and sophisticated manner” Luna grins. “Guys, I’ve got lunch sorted, can someone fetch Niamh, Rick, Alex and Martyn?” Judith says. “Go on then” Luna smirks as she nudges Doug.

15: 55 PM: Housemates have finished lunch, washed the dishes and tidied the house and are in for a surprise as Judith and Chloe have been called to the store room. “What the hell is all this?” Chloe gasps as she holds a packet of chickpeas. “Chickpeas I think, we’ve got rice, chickpeas and two jugs of orange juice” Judith sighs. Well it’s better than nothing I guess” Chloe sighs as she picks up a cartoon of orange juice and starts walking.

17: 41 PM: Doug is sitting beside the pool whilst Rick is swimming. The pair are talking about Niamh. “Niamh was blabbing about Luna, do you know what happened?” Rick asks. “Not a clue, was Niamh upset?” Doug asks. “A bit pissed” Rick nods. “Niamh’s nice though isn’t she?” Doug says. “Yeah she’s fun, bit quirky at times” Rick smirks. “Is that good quirky?” Doug asks. “I guess” Rick smirks.

20:04 PM: Luna and Bronte are waiting for Doug to return, Chloe, Maxine, Martyn and Alex are still chatting in the bedroom, Niamh is outside chatting to Rick and Will is helping Judith with the laundry. “What took you so long?” Bronte asks. “Well I didn’t want to leave so soon but then Niamh arrived and I didn’t wanna stay but they kept on talking to me and I didn’t want them to get suspicious” Doug sighs. “So what did Rick say?” Luna asks. “He said that she’s nice and quirky which is good” Doug says. “What else?” Luna asks. “That’s all” Doug says. “What? You need to learn a thing or two” Luna grins. “Well you can do it yourself next time. I’m gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and get an early night, I can’t believe we stayed up and saw the sunrise this morning” Doug grins.

Not here for broken tradition, even if it was a bore who went :bored: But yay @ Maxqueen and Closlé staying

:shrug: Aww, I didn't want to lose any of the big characters so soon, and Joel probably would have gone if it was a public vote. :blush:

Love this so far! keep upnthe great work

Thanks! :)

your welcome

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Big Brother 16: Day 9

Housemates are having a lie-in on a quiet Sunday. Judith has cooked up a breakfast of rice and orange juice. “This really is taking the piss” Martyn sighs as he sits down. “Well no one savoured the food so we’ve got to survive on basic bloody rations” Judith sneers. “It’s like 10 o’clock, it’s a Sunday, can we just quieten down?” Doug sighs as he sits down. “Alright then” Martyn smirks. “What’s happening with lunch?” Doug asks. “More rice” Judith sighs. “Is there nothing else?” Martyn asks. “Sadly not, Big Brother’s making another delivery later” Judith says.

11: 00 AM: Housemates have been called to the living room. Luna, Doug and Bronte are sitting on the green sofa, Martyn and Alex on the yellow, Rick and Niamh on the blue, Maxine and Chloe on the red and Judith and Will on the orange. “Big Brother has noticed a lack of food in the house; Big Brother is giving a chance for one housemate to choose two others to join them in receiving a cooked lunch and cooked dinner for the next two days. Big Brother is inviting you to play the childhood classic, The Floor Is Lava” Big Brother says. “Eh?” Maxine snorts. “I loved that game” Will smirks. “Housemates, please stand up on the sofa’s, you will notice 22 beanbags in between the sofas, you may not touch the floor and the last housemate surviving will win a prize for them and two friends, housemates must also not make physical contact with one another” Big Brother says. “Well I am gonna win this” Maxine grins as she steps onto a beanbag. “Ahh” Maxine gasps as she slips and falls onto the ground. “Maxine, you are out, 10 housemates remain” Big Brother says.

12: 05 PM: It’s been sixty five minutes since housemates got their task. Bronte and Luna are still on the sofas, Judith and Will have travelled to the kitchen and Alex, Martyn and Chloe have gone to the bedroom. “There’s loads of room to move here, you can easily get from one side to the other” Alex says. “Yeah, I am not losing this task” Chloe says. “And you can easily jump from bed to bed” Alex says as she stands up. Alex jumps from the red bed to the other red bed, to the orange bed over jumps the next bed and lands on his bottom. “Damn” Alex sighs. “Alex, you are out, 9 housemates remain” Big Brother announces.

12: 30 PM: Rick, Doug and Niamh are chatting in the loungers. “We could use the chairs and go to the trampoline” Doug suggests. “Yeah, beanbags are tough to stand on, these chairs will be much better” Niamh says as she passes a chair to Rick. “Okay, I’ll just put it here” Rick says but the chair topples over. “I can get it” Rick says as he lies down and tries to grab the chair, he tries to grab the chair but misses and his hand swipes the floor. “Rick, you are out, eight housemates remain” Big Brother says. “Damn, we could just all leap off, I’m not even hungry” Niamh lies. “I’m starving” Doug says. “Well, I’m gonna join you Rick” Niamh grins as she dramatically leaps off her chair and onto the floor. “Niamh, you are out, seven housemates remain” Big Brother announces.

13: 23 PM: Doug, Luna and Bronte are sitting in the living room. “I can’t be bothered any more, I need the toilet” Bronte sighs. “Use the beanbags then” Luna says. “Nah, good luck” Bronte smirks as she steps off the sofa. “Bronte you are out, six housemates remain” Big Brother says.

15:00 PM: It’s been four hours since the housemates got their task. Big Brother has called the six remaining housemates to the trampoline. Doug, Luna, Chloe, Martyn, Judith and Will are sitting on the trampoline. Niamh, Rick, Maxine, Bronte and Alex are watching them with buckets of sponge balls. “The six remaining housemates must jump up and down and must try to make another housemate fall off; housemates may not use physical contact. The housemates on the floor will throw sponge balls in an attempt to get the housemates to fall off. The task will end when three housemates remain 3, 2, 1, Bounce!” Big Brother says. Luna and Doug rapidly start bouncing whilst Chloe attempts to stand still and Will is watching and ducking the flying balls. “Get Judith” Maxine whispers to Alex. Doug deflects a sponge ball from Niamh and Judith attempts to duck a ball from Maxine but it hits her in the head and she topples off the trampoline and on the floor. “Judith, you are out, five housemates remain” Big Brother says.

“We can get them off” Maxine chuckles as Judith begins throwing balls at Chloe. Doug starts jumping towards Martyn and performs a seat drop which flings Martyn into the air and loses control of his balance, a hit from Judith seals the deal as Martyn falls off the edge. “Martyn, you are out, four housemates remain” Big Brother says. “Housemates on the floor may open the lids of the buckets and may pour water on the trampoline. The housemates on the floor grin as Martyn, Rick and Alex throw water towards Luna who slips but doesn’t fall off the edge.
Luna, Doug, Chloe and Will remain and all four seem to be expertly ducking and avoiding the water. Chloe grabs hold of one of the balls and throws it at Luna. Maxine, Martyn and Alex also aim at Luna and Chloe leaps into the air and flings Luna into the air and off the trampoline. “Luna, you are out, Doug, Chloe and Will remain and may exit the trampoline” Big Brother announces. Doug and Will cheer as they grab chairs and beanbags and use them to navigate their way to the living room. Chloe remains on the trampoline and Maxine and Martyn hop on. “It’s soaking here, you might as well move” Maxine says. “Nah, I’m not risking it” Chloe smirks.
17: 44 PM: Will and Doug are chatting by the sofas alongside Judith, Luna and Bronte. “Whatever you do, please don’t let Chloe win” Judith smirks. “Yeah, I’m not moving; can one of you grab my duvet at night? I’m not risking anything” Doug smirks. “Yeah, Chloe’s determined though” Bronte says. “Chloe’s doing well” Will says. “Yeah but we can’t let her win” Judith says. “If she wins then she’ll deserve it as she won, she’s entitled to the prize as much as Doug or I” Will says. “Yeah but you’re gonna stay there, you’re not gonna move until Chloe’s out?” Judith asks. “I’ll try” Will says. “I really need the toilet” Doug smirks. “Where are Rick and Niamh?” Will asks. “Bedroom” Judith sighs. “The pair really don’t care about anyone else” Luna snorts. “Might have to send Doug on another infiltration mission” Bronte grins. “I’m not doing that again” Doug sighs. “Niamh seems to be Rick’s only close friend, this house is becoming much divided” Will says. “What? Us lot, Rick and Niamh and Chloe, Max, Alex and Martyn” Luna says. “Yeah, pity that we’ve all divided into cliques” Will says.

18: 04 PM: Chloe is chatting with Maxine. “I need the toilet” Chloe says as she stands up and grabs a beanbag. “I’ll grab your hand and help you walk” Maxine smiles. “Cheers” Chloe says. “Can you put the next beanbag in front of me” Chloe says and Maxine obeys. “You alright Chloe?” Doug asks. “Yeah, I’m not giving up anytime soon” Chloe grins. “Neither am I” Doug smirks. “Nor me” Will smiles. “Well may the best person win” Chloe smiles. “Max, the beanbag’s too far” Chloe whines. “I’ll move it then” Maxine sighs. Chloe sticks her leg out but the beanbag slides along the floor and Chloe ends up in a splits position. “I haven’t touched the floor yet, I’m still in” Chloe says. “Housemates may not make physical contact” Big Brother reminds the housemates. “You’re on your own Chloe” Maxine sighs. “I can do it, euugh” Chloe grunts as she tries to get up. “I’m stuck” Chloe yells as the beanbag slides further. Eventually Chloe’s groin touches the ground and Chloe ends up in a full splits position. “Chloe, you are out, Will and Doug remain” Big Brother says. “Damn it” Chloe grumbles. “Commiserations Chloe” Doug smiles. “You did well” Will says. “Cheers” Chloe sighs as she walks off. “How about we stand up, leap in the air and first one to land loses” Doug grins. “Might as well” Will smiles as the pair stand up. “3, 2, 1” Doug says and the pair both jump as high as possible. Will’s foot touches the floor half a second before Doug’s knee smacks the ground. “Will you are out, Congratulations Doug, you are the winner” Big Brother says. “I’ve landed on my knee” Doug sighs. “Are you alright?” Will asks. “It’ll wear off but it’s worth it for winning” Doug grins. “Can all housemates come to the living room. Doug, please announce your two dinner guests” Big Brother says and Chloe, Maxine, Martyn, Alex, Rick and Niamh all enter the living room “Erm, I’m going to choose Will” Doug says. Luna and Judith both smile at Doug. “And Chloe” Doug says. “What?” Judith gasps. “Yeah, Chloe came third, it’s only fair she gets a prize” Doug says. “Cheers Doug” Chloe beams. “But we’re your closer friends” Judith says. “Chloe’s desperate for food, she even begged Big Brother for some, she was determined to win the task, and she deserves it” Doug says. “Can Doug, Will and Chloe come to the diary room to eat their cooked dinner” Big Brother announces.

18: 34 PM: Luna, Judith and Bronte are discussing Doug’s choices on the red side of the sofa; Maxine, Martyn and Alex are discussing the decision on the purple sofa side. “Do you think our cliques might finally come together?” Bronte says. “Doug’s our bloody friend, he shouldn’t of chosen Chloe” Judith snorts. “Doug’s my friend as well, he chose Will but the he’d have to have chosen between us three, Doug’s my friend so I’ll stick by his decision. Doug doesn’t owe you anything” Luna snaps. “I do all the bloody cooking, I deserve to eat decent food” Judith says. “Well I respect Doug’s decision, it’s nice to reward someone who tried hard” Luna says. “Well don’t expect me to cook for you now, or Doug” Judith snorts. “The way you’re acting the only person left to cook for will be yourself. It’s time the house actually united and worked as a team rather than split apart” Luna says loudly. “I agree, we’re never going to get far if we form two cliques” Martyn says. “What about Rick and Niamh?” Alex says. “Niamh obviously fancies Rick” Maxine snorts. “Yeah, she even admitted it, Doug says that Rick finds her nice and good quirky” Luna says. “Aw, they’d make a nice couple” Maxine smirks. “They get on well, Niamh’s a bit childish though” Luna says. “She’s just nervous, she’d calm down if they actually got together” Maxine says. “Maybe” Bronte says. “Perhaps we could sort something out” Maxine says. “Niamh wants to play it subtle” Luna says. “Niamh ain’t gonna get anywhere without us” Maxine smirks.

Maxqueen not being here for these childhood games :love: