Adverts you Hate
 

The old thread was locked. Basically post or talk about tv adverts, posters, online adverts any type of commercial that irks you.

love/hate

any fanny pad one

The Admiral car insurance with that milky tart in a uniform. It makes no sense to me.

Any advert where a kid is proved to be cooler and more intelligent than an adult. That'sn not how it works, brat.

Fiat Tipo, to the song 'Amore'... "When you drive Tipo wheels and it gives you the feels, that's amore...."
Wtf does that even mean?

Ads for clothing store 'Very' chock full of women who are clearly 7 foot tall and weight about five stone. No one looks like that except models and vaulting poles.

Any ad that reminds you you're going to die. How will you pay for your funeral? Want to leave cash for your loved ones? Pre-pay your funeral and get a free pen! **** off.

Those adverts that are clearly dubbed very poorly.

Anything by Clearscore.com

Hi I'm Barry Scott...

*Throws shoe at Tv*

Has to be the PPI adverts, I really disliked the one that originally kept saying ''It's your money'' but now the same one, with the line ''What's going on'' is equally as annoying.

Oh yes, he really grates on me too Kyle.

There's no veneer in 'ere.

The Haribo ones are getting on my tits

Can't stand the one for ASDA (at least I think it's ASDA) where the two kids ask the dad for money for a slice of pie and cream.

The IKEA kitchen ad where the Granddad and granddaughter are cooking, I want to batter them both with a table leg

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Yes those are annoying, making out you get a burst of energy on your period and go swimming, hiking, camelriding and such. When in reality you feel like utter crap and lay on the sofa feeling sorry for yourself cuddling a hot water bottle.

http://www.dearcustomerrelations.com...-happy-period/

This wasn't the one I was looking for, but is quite funny^ :D

Oh yeah, that IS annoying.

I hate the Lidl ones where customers are shown to apologise to a farmer and a fisherman for not being aware of the source of Lidl produce. I thought dissemination of that kind of information was Lidl's job. Not a great idea to use footage of a company making their customers apologise to suppliers.

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OH YES!!!! This one has me really cringing and totally makes me want to tell the big stupid twat to his face that he has prostituted his right to be viewed as human. Him and the old 'Shake 'n Vac' woman should starve before accepting jobs like these.

The Heinz Baked Beans one where they are banging the cans like drums. I'd cut my hands doing that.



Is anyone with me on this.

:joker::joker::joker: yes,Kyle he's so annoying,can we strangle him?

Anything with Lorraine Kelly in ,wafting around like she's some supermodel,she needs to get to work in the mornings ,she has a show called Lorraine and she's hardly ever there,Aggghhhhh,the woman is so slappable.

I really hate those commercials that have the 'la la la' sounding girl singing in the back... can't think of a good example right now.. but it's really popular in the US CM's and it's really annoying... especially around holiday time because that's what they all start using for xmas commercials

How totally crap is this ad ?

OMG Yes he's got mouldy tomatoes for eyes, its so construed - I hate this ad

That bleedin Galaxy ad thats been on for about 10 years Hepburn lookalike just piss off !

I found it. *perforates eardrum*

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Yes Kaz, you strangle him and I'll point at him and shout "BANG, and the ******* is gone"

Luke why u no say hi to me since I come back u no love me no more?

I keep meaning to :fist:

you should have posted on wall too:smug:

Instead of having a laugh with these adverts they almost treat it like it's similar to having a deadly disease I feel.

stannah stairlifts.

Same...

Flash, where has all the mud gone, is another advert I can't stand.

Any of those loan sharking ads. It can't be legal to charge so much interest surely.
Also the washing powder ads where the mum gazes fondly at a mud covered kid walking all over a pale coloured carpet. You know in real life she would shreik like a banshee and probably be reported to social services.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Is she still having school holidays off too to "look after her daughter" whose about 30 now with kids of her own. :hehe:

Yes Marsh,what the hell is all that about? her daughter hasn't been to school for years, I just think she is so overrated and so not funny although she thinks she is,they need to leave her out of those 'Very' ads aswell, they wont sell anything if they carry on, as for her bikini diet she can just eff off,she preaches that then goes on to lecture that women should be real women,and not have to worry how they look :shrug:patronising cow.

The thin one is a condescending bitch.



It stopped being funny. They went too far with this...too far!

Not saying I'm against it but Queen (the band) are allowing their songs to be used in a lot of adverts now, I've noticed.