Let's Be Sarcastic About All The Housemates Thread
 

I wish Helen was my hairdresser!

Mark is very sincere and naturally funny.:hehe:

Ash is such a masculine alpha male, wow, i wish i had such a gorgeous masculine guy in my life!

Pauline was so nice to Jale.. I wish she was my mother

Dimston is a great magician. In every episode his shirt magically disappears.

Ashleigh is sweet and innocent

Winston is so intelligent. :eek:

No, he really is. :p

Helen is a virgin.

When Mark spoke 'posh' I closed my eyes and really thought it was Prince Charles.

I touched the sides of Helens vagina as I entered her.

Mark would do better if he really had a good rant...

Ash would look better if his teeth were smaller.

Helen must stop talking about her family all the time.

Zoe is such a timid little mouse.

Christopher looked fantastic after Helen cut his hair.

Toya(h?) will always be remembered for her serene demeanour.

Steven has never betrayed narcissistic symptoms.

Kimberley was the most vibrant and unselfconscious housemate ever.

Winston is qualified as a Barrister.

Steven lasted longer than 2 seconds.

Ashleigh looks so uncomfortable during all of her conversations with her best friend in the house. Whenever Ashleigh sits on Chris' bed I think "why is Chris touching Ashleigh's bum with his bed? The dirty creep!!!!".

hang on, Mark is gay?

Pav is a fireball of energy and joyfulness.

Pauline is a tender-hearted recidevist.

Ashleigh is so up front,honest and fun.

Winston needs to take a leaf out of Christopher's book and show his body more often and use any excuse to show his Popeye biceps - because bicep showing (to the exclusion of all else) is bound to win BB.

Someone should tell Winston he can sing.

Dimston contributes so much to the show.
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Pav's psychology degree is really giving him an edge in there.

Chris doesn't have the same creepy smile as Norman Bates at all. He obviously has buried his dead mother and doesn't sleep in the same room as her and he certainly does not dress up in her clothes whilst killing people with kitchen knives.

Helen bears no resemblance to this picture whatsoever.
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LOL I love this thread.

That's actually not sarcasm....Or is it? :o

Zoe is the most genuine and modest person in this here land.
And that Matt, cor so chavvy and uncivilised.
I don't like this thread at all!

Yes it is hard to believe but this is NOT Dimston's brother.
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Mark has a wonderful grasp of the English language.

you guys... Chris is not inlove with Ashleigh okay? Thats ridiculous he is love with Pav!

CHRIS + PAV = CHAV <3


#SHIPPINGCHAV

BB15 has been the best series of big brother ever

I 100% agree also its been a HUGE success for Channel 5.

Putting prostitutes and fame hungry *****s into the big brother house was a stroke of genius by the production team.

SUCH a success! I can't believe they were able to find such a diverse and unique cast