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Marc 23-08-2014 08:50 PM

Are you poo shy?
 
Can you go when somebody is in the next cubicle? Or in the next room?

Smithy 23-08-2014 08:53 PM

i dont poo in cubicles bc public toilets are ****ing rank, idc if anyone is in the other room tho

Shaun 23-08-2014 08:55 PM

Only poo in a cubicle if no one else is in there (the whole room LOL, not the cubicle). Idc about who's at home :idc:

Ninastar 23-08-2014 09:02 PM

I hate pooing near others, even if they are on the next room. I'm always scared it will go like PPPFFFTTGTTTTTTT or something

GypsyGoth 23-08-2014 09:07 PM

:laugh2:

MB. 23-08-2014 09:10 PM

What even are your threads

Marc 23-08-2014 09:10 PM

Do you like them

MB. 23-08-2014 09:11 PM

Yes

Jack. 23-08-2014 09:12 PM

Never poo in a public toilet. I will only poo at home if there is only a few people. Never would I ever poo when there was a full house :laugh:

CaudleHalbard 23-08-2014 09:13 PM

I detest public lavs.

Marc 23-08-2014 09:14 PM

I'm usually alright in public cos you won't see them again but at work you come out and people know it was you who just sharted in the loo's :worry:

Marsh. 23-08-2014 09:15 PM

I never poo in public loos, the rims are rank.

But at home, I always have my noisiest sh*ts when everyone's in bed. :hehe: It echoes through the house. :worry:

T* 23-08-2014 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 7201615)
I hate pooing near others, even if they are on the next room. I'm always scared it will go like PPPFFFTTGTTTTTTT or something

I'm exactly the same!

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 23-08-2014 09:31 PM

:x

arista 23-08-2014 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc (Post 7201476)
Can you go when somebody is in the next cubicle? Or in the next room?




Marc you are a poo freak

arista 23-08-2014 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaudleHalbard (Post 7201760)
I detest public lavs.


what about the Washdown ones?

arista 23-08-2014 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 7201790)
I never poo in public loos, the rims are rank.

But at home, I always have my noisiest sh*ts when everyone's in bed. :hehe: It echoes through the house. :worry:


Put paper over that

Vicky. 23-08-2014 09:39 PM

Hate pooing in public loos but sometimes it has to be done (especially when you are heavily pregnant)

I put boatloads of loo roll down first if I really HAVE to go in public loos...so noone can hear :laugh:

arista 23-08-2014 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB&U (Post 7201721)
What even are your threads


anal

MTVN 23-08-2014 09:40 PM

Doesn't bother me where I go but it does bother me who's around, I am always very aware of the audible aspect of the process

Marsh. 23-08-2014 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 7202029)
Hate pooing in public loos but sometimes it has to be done (especially when you are heavily pregnant)

I put boatloads of loo roll down first if I really HAVE to go in public loos...so noone can hear :laugh:

:joker:

Marsh. 23-08-2014 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 7202024)
Put paper over that

:nono: No, they are really awful, I even pee from like 3 steps away from the bowl so it's like playing a video game trying to aim.

The floors are always sticky too so I only go if desperate. :worry:

Amy Jade 23-08-2014 09:45 PM

I hate pooing anywhere but home or in a private bathroom in a hotel. The most frightening experience ever was the toilets at V Fest, I paid for VIP after one experience in the free portaloos.

LukeB 24-08-2014 02:04 AM

no or i cant go in anyones house

MB. 24-08-2014 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 7202030)
anal

Maybe later, Arista, I've eaten

Marsh. 24-08-2014 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidHoe (Post 7202085)
I hate pooing anywhere but home or in a private bathroom in a hotel. The most frightening experience ever was the toilets at V Fest, I paid for VIP after one experience in the free portaloos.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB&U (Post 7203549)
Maybe later, Arista, I've eaten

:laugh2:

Rob! 24-08-2014 02:15 AM

If there's somebody nearby I have to cough when I plop. :worry:

billy123 24-08-2014 03:13 AM

Nah i will crap anywhere and everywhere.

Stu 24-08-2014 03:18 AM

I'm a poo aesthete. I love pooing. I used to be really shy of it then for some reason turned it the other way around and now I announce it, brag about it and walk it in every conceivable way. I'll happily announce to everyone in the room that I have a load to take and will typically make a big song and dance of making a cup of tea, grabbing a book and spending 30 minutes of quality time with the color brown.

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 24-08-2014 03:18 AM

I am. Even at home I put toilet paper in the bowl first so the poo doesn't splash. And I hate going in public but if I have to I put toilet paper on the seat then in the bowl again, then I don't even sit anyway. :laugh:

Marsh. 24-08-2014 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 7203777)
I am. Even at home I put toilet paper in the bowl first so the poo doesn't splash. And I hate going in public but if I have to I put toilet paper on the seat then in the bowl again, then I don't even sit anyway. :laugh:

I hate hover sh*ts, my thighs are so unfit.

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 24-08-2014 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 7203774)
I'm a poo aesthete. I love pooing. I used to be really shy of it then for some reason turned it the other way around and now I announce it, brag about it and walk it in every conceivable way. I'll happily announce to everyone in the room that I have a load to take and will typically make a big song and dance of making a cup of tea, grabbing a book and spending 30 minutes of quality time with the color brown.

gross. I hate when in BB they talk about it so freely. "i've had a poo" when someone is in the toilet making some food. :yuk: I think i'm poo shy because of my mum, because even now she forbids anyone from going toilet when she's cooking or eating, sometimes she hates watching bb when she's eating cause they might talk about poo. And if you happen to go to the toilet even when she;s not eating but is in the house, she demands you open the toilet window, hallway window, front door too, then sprays some air freshner. So it's her fault i'm poo poo shy :bawling: My **** don't even stink.:bawling:

Marsh. 24-08-2014 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 7203779)
gross. I hate when in BB they talk about it so freely. "i've had a poo" when someone is in the toilet making some food. :yuk: I think i'm poo shy because of my mum, because even now she forbids anyone from going toilet when she's cooking or eating, sometimes she hates watching bb when she's eating cause they might talk about poo. And if you happen to go to the toilet even when she;s not eating but is in the house, she demands you open the toilet window, hallway window, front door too, then sprays some air freshner. So it's her fault i'm poo poo shy :bawling: My **** don't even stink.:bawling:

:laugh2:

Rob! 24-08-2014 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 7203779)
gross. I hate when in BB they talk about it so freely. "i've had a poo" when someone is in the toilet making some food. :yuk: I think i'm poo shy because of my mum, because even now she forbids anyone from going toilet when she's cooking or eating, sometimes she hates watching bb when she's eating cause they might talk about poo. And if you happen to go to the toilet even when she;s not eating but is in the house, she demands you open the toilet window, hallway window, front door too, then sprays some air freshner. So it's her fault i'm poo poo shy :bawling: My **** don't even stink.:bawling:

Omg get your mum on BB.

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 24-08-2014 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobInnes (Post 7203784)
Omg get your mum on BB.

My mummy would slay. She is so over the top on things. Love it. :laugh:

Heaven = Winner 24-08-2014 03:29 AM

https://i.imgflip.com/bekpr.gif

Marsh. 24-08-2014 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heaven = Winner (Post 7203791)

:laugh2: I love this gif.

I don't know why, I'm crying. :joker:

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 24-08-2014 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 7203796)
:laugh2: I love this gif.

I don't know why, I'm crying. :joker:

Her boobies?

Rob! 24-08-2014 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heaven = Winner (Post 7203791)

:laugh3:

Dee is the gif that just keeps on giving.

:amazed:

Marsh. 24-08-2014 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 7203801)
Her boobies?

If she slapped them in my face. :flutter:


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