Joey Essex calendar
 

someone buy me this :love:

he would be so much hotter if someone chopped his head off

his abs tho <3 <3 <3

i know :flutter:

He's revolting.

joey :flutter:

It's nice

but his personality and the show he is on would put me off

he has a good personality.

tbh if he stopped exaggerating how dumb he is, he'd be literally soooooo adorable i'd just wanna cuddle him 24/7.

My eyes are fine diolch yn fawr, it's yours that need testing :laugh:

maybe have some other tests too

It's Welsh, don't be racist :hmph:

..and his little skinny 4 inch fully erect penis

Got my sis this for xmas..all looks very photoshopped to me :shrug:

looked like jibberish to me, nd im not racist.

i'm sure it's bigger
http://i.imgur.com/j66y8k0.jpg?1?4221

ok, 4.5 inch

he has a nice body but i don't buy his personality and face

Fod yn dawel :fist:

I will say a 7/8

8 pls

siarad yn Saesneg duw damn ei!!!

Joey Essex is disgusting and shouldn't be idolised by anyone, he's everything that's wrong with society.

His personality is repugnant, he might be a little bit cute but that's over ridden by how incredibly annoying and fake he is :yuk:

I don't understand what he has done that is so disgusting. :shrug:

His crass stupidity is disgusting

Gwna fi :hmph:

He's utterly repulsive in every way.

abit much isn't it, he has not got a bad bone in his body :s

oh

@liam still waiting for you to explain why joey is so vile

yall do know he is a character and none of yall know what his personality is like irl

He's just gross, the way he acts so stupid and over the top just makes my skin crawl, he makes me cringe, he think's he's the best thing since sliced bread when in reality, he's just some fake muppet who struck it lucky by getting onto a Tv show, he does absolutely nothing of worth and i doubt he ever will.

He's so overrated and the fact that people look up to him is just baffling to me.
'Mummy, Daddy, i want to be like Joey Essex when i grow up' If that sentence is ever spoken by a child then they need to be sent to boarding school away from the internet and TV.

I think years of Towie give a reasonable idea of what he is like

business man with money and on tv? who wouldn't want that?

i've never heard anyone say they want to be like him. you also can't base your opinion on his personality off of other people. that literally makes no sense whatsoever.

I didn't base my perception of him based on other people's opinion?

I don't like him because i don't like him, I used the role model example for emphasis as to how much i dislike him.

Me, if i had to act like an idiotic douchebag and wear ugly clothes to do so.. and he's not a business man, his agent probably takes care of everything for him :laugh:

he has his own business ;)

Why are his nipples so small?:worry: