Your ideal man/woman
 

Describe to us your perfect man/woman

I'm not very sure what my main type of girl in look is, so I'll just describe personality wise.

Funny, quirky, serious when she needs to be, sexually adventurous in the bedroom lol, have some things in common while also having enough differences so that I could have a fun debate with her, and that she knows that she's hot.

Um, good looking but not very and shy so they're not bigheaded about it, over 6ft older than me, dark hair, not very hairy, funny but not sarky, good natured and calm, homey non drinker/smoker, good at DIY :laugh:

My ideal man.. has to have an amazing sense of humour, naturally funny, confident but not cocky or arrogant, they have to smell amazing, be somewhat of a family man, be independent, be loving but not in a creepy clingy way, like Mock said, he'd have to be sexually adventurous, passionate, i don't care about romance, but the occasional burst never hurt anybody.. i don't care about looks tbh, but i do love a man with tasteful piercings and tattoos.. and blonde hair is a mega bonus.

French accent and a hairy puss can go a long way.

The rest is just splitting hairs :hehe:

Kyle! Such filth is not required on this forum young man :nono:

Says you with this filth :nono:

How long did that take you mate? :laugh:

:laugh: Put it this way, you shall be receiving a bill for a substantial part of my life that I will not be getting back after that.

Husky type man
Dark style
Understands my humor/better be funny
Accepts my love for Depeche Mode
Better yet, a Depeche stan himself.
Horror head
A bottom
Be around my height. 6'2
Friendly
Dog lover
Can cook.

Hey, it was your choice to defile my post pal, not my issue :laugh:

Male: Slightly Muscley, Loving, Funny, Cuddly, Top (:hehe:), tidy, clean, etc.
Female: Cute, Cuddly, Loving, Happy, Confident

:laugh: Just an editorial mate, it happens all the time. 50 shades of grey was actually a book about raising children in a convent till they put me on as head editor. Can't say I'm proud of where it went but what can you do? :shrug:

Knickers?

K :fan:

Poor Kyle, you had to stop 50 Shades Of Grey from entering the gutter and you made it tell the most story driven Book that I've ever read.

I can't quite figure out if that's genius or highly disturbing :suspect:

You've read it? Is it filthy?

Why not pick both! :hehe:

I forgot to add that they can;t be a bitch like Liam :hmph:

At least I'm a real bitch :fan:

Edit: also, ew at you specifying roles, play with an etch-a-sketch or something.

I will end you :idc:

I've never read it, I was joking before.

I'm still quite innocent when it cums to getting into sex stories, Porn sites are fine though.

Don't make me call Jo Frost on you bitch.

You just couldn't resist could you :inamood:

Liam, how would you feel about your man having a furry buttock? Would you make him get it waxed off or use it as a fluffy pillow at night?

Furry cheeks are fine, but intimate has got to be completely clean shaven.. and i do like to use buttocks as pillows, how did you know? :p

No idea mate I was just talking out my arse......pun intended! :hehe:

I hope Froot flops

I see what you did there :smug:

No you don't, you ****ing love it.

Bitch :hmph:

My ideal man ..adores horror films, morbid, likes snails, prudish, funny, has some tattoos and a couple of face piercings, fluent in Japanese, honest, lazy like me, fun/immature (but serious when needed), loving but not clingy, confident but not arrogant

Likes snails? That's very specific :lovedup:

He must have a similar sense of humour to my own and want similar things in life. :)

:joker::joker:

Kazanne's answer to describe what your ideal man would be like....

Gerard Butler.

who's Liam lol

Who?

idek

LiamPRW