Tonight you can have sex with 1 UK celebrity?
 

Over 18s only please:nono:


:think:

just tonight mind, you get to have a bottle of wine to share first and then its up them stairs for a sexy time. In the morning he or she will be gone and you have to get up and get on with your life.

now who would that person be?

please illustrate with an image too


if you dont like wine then you cant have beer or shots as that would be common. There will be canapes and or olives and warm french bread.

I have selected various Cafe del Mar tracks for the soundtrack to get your guest bang up for it.

below are some celebs who are available

https://theneedleblog.files.wordpres.../billoddie.jpghttp://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...i_1675789c.jpghttps://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6060/6...1075e6f653.jpghttp://i2.cdnds.net/12/38/300x225/so...branning_4.jpghttp://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryas...odie-Marsh.jpghttp://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/fi...d_1430488c.jpghttp://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/ar...Willoughby.jpghttp://www.sueridermanagement.co.uk/...rianCox_01.jpghttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...46fef3465f.jpghttp://www.amusedmoose.com/media/126...zie_crook2.jpghttp://images.ok.co.uk/1420211345_katie-hopkins-1.jpg

Kate Winslet please.

http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-c...et-480x360.jpg

that twink from emmerdale who is going out with that woman in her late 30s and he found a lump on her breast

:joker:

None of them.

http://assets.whatsontv.co.uk/whatso...4/11/kirin.jpg

:flutter:

Hmmmm.... I don't know....

How famous are your LT.... or are you just infamous :wink:

http://www.ryanseacrest.com/wp-conte...1foho1_500.gif

yes plz

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...pi1io1_400.gif

Well i have been on TV so please see me after class

and bring some wine

what no UK celeb?

:joker:

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/f...0916-72014.jpg

what a slut

erm. :nono: Have some respect!

jk... that was my diversion tactic while I went to grab a picture of this guy

https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.c...ip=color&w=418

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

No I wouldn't get bed with any UK celeb

Professor sexypants :)

It's ok rose :pat: ... I don't like to share anyways

:hmph:

he has a girls name

Hmmm let me think,I do like Jake Wood,but hands down on this one
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-l89-t0jfup...ard_Butler.jpg

Don't need wine,half way there already:hug::kiss::lovedup:

https://31.media.tumblr.com/d6d61319...7Ar1t10bt3.gif

:flutter:

You don't like him do you?....well, who knew? ;)

Guess who's back on the market too?...
http://img.tatler.co.uk.s3.amazonaws...eb12_rex_b.jpg

we could double date :laugh:

:joker: Thought you'de have picked Paddy Kizzy:hehe: but at least if the sex is no good you can always have a good laugh with David,:laugh: I am happy just to look at mine:smug:

Good choice WIS:wavey:

Oooh, I see what you mean. :fan: Filth.

I've gone off paddy.... I'm very fickle :hehe:

I don't like my men too 'pretty' ... even though david looks smashing in a dress :joker:

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...ney-garden.jpg

Kellie shouting and waving: Marsh, marsh....marsh......marsh...m a r s h?

Certainly no one in the OP

http://thephonograph.co.uk/wp-conten.../morrissey.jpg

Is that a gun in your pocket morrissey or are you just pleased to see me?...... oh, it's a gun :/

:nono:

watch out kizzy, he might flip you and be up your flue

..in a minute or two

Good what do you think I want him for... to swap knitting patterns? :joker:

Wouldn't piss on any of them if they were on fire tbh

:nono:

no josy you can chose any UK based celebrity to bang you into the middle of next week

not just my selection

filth

D:

Buy Taylor Kitsch some plane tickets then we're talking