for 5 million , would you be handcuffed to Jack or Joel for a year?
 

tough call.

Jack

Yes.........but i'd slaughter them and wait for their shrivelled wrist to drop out of the handcuff.

Joel

They're both a bit creepy to me, but Joel wouldn't fart in my face so I'll say him.

Where is the Joel hate coming from? I'd be handcuffed to him for a tenner

Joel

Every time he went off on a rant I'd just play Katy Perry and he'd forget.

£5 Million could buy me a lot of McDonald's.....

So I'd be handcuffed to Joel

He's a snivelling little Nazi boy with quarter of a brain!

Jack could get u mcdonalds discount

Joel because although his political views are rubbish, he is still somewhat cute

Joel, yes. I'd spend the year brainwashing him away from the Tories. :laugh:

Jack, no chance.

There isn't enough money in the world.

Joel. :flutter:

My thoughts exactly

Rather be poor

Oh and I'd probably be smothered in my sleep by Jack rolling over.

:laugh3:

I'm past the 30k mark on my posts.

I don't know if to be proud or sad that I've made that many posts on a BB Forum?:joker:

yesssssss lostie

For 5m I would do pretty much anything, this would be easy

That's not too bad for 5 million,it would have to be Joel for me however.

Hell no, I don't have enough years left to throw one away.
Besides, I don't need 5 million either.:shrug:

Joel, forever and for free.

Jack, but my diet would be terrible.

Joel, he'd be interesting to talk to and I would change his political views

also he's cute with a tan x

joel, yes.

jack, no :nono:

:laugh:

Is it going to be the twist in the final?

I'd rather
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Money doesn't motivate me to do things like that, I wouldn't send a whole year attached to either of them.

Here's one.Would you lick Jacks arm pit out for £5m?For like a minute?

No.

suicide

You could glue my testicles to their foreheads for a year for £5million anybody who says they wouldnt is either rich or a isnt being truthful.

I dont think you have honestly thought that through Joey.

A minute of grossness for a lifetime of never worrying about bills and such and having stability? Hell yeah :laugh:

Not really Bobnot, some of us don't have a year to spare.
I am not what you would call rich but I am definitely going honest.
Might consider licking Jacks armpit for five minutes(under hypnosis) so I could see all the family alright money wise mind:joker:

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any volunteers?

I'd handcuff myself to either but my preference would be hands down Joel. At least he'd be interesting to talk to for the year even if we ended up hating each other.

Yeah, I'd probably even handcuff myself to Charlie.

Like come on guys, it's enough money to live off for the rest of your life. You'd literally never have financial worries again.

I would happily spend the last year of my life in a human centipede trapped between Justin Bieber and Kim Jong-il if i knew for a fact my family were never going to have to worry about money ever again for the rest of their lives.