Marc´s fat jokes leave some housemates unhappy...
 

They need to lighten up,what a set of miserable moaning gets they are

I don't like those kind of "jokes" but actually what annoyed me more about this, is that Sam whinges on to Chloe saying she likes him more than a friend even though she finds him offensive and hurtful..........why does she like him as more than a friend then if she doesn't like his personality? That's quite shallow and clearly she's going in for the sympathy vote

I knew Chloe would be in the middle of it :sleep:

Walks about day after day with a face like a slapped arse, what a miserable cow she is

Yes, I used to like her but she's turned into a proper whiney bitch. She needs to get a thick skin.

memo to all those HM's whos skin does not fit properly, YOU ARE FAT, end of memo, now do something about it if you feel ashamed or unhappy. Moaning about others perception of your shape does not burn calories, getting off your fat arses does though.

lol

I hate people who moan about how fat they are but do absolutely NOTHING about it.

A good start would be to stop shovelling fresh cream cakes in your hole and exercise.

I didn't like her from night one, and she lives about 5 minutes from me and wanted to support a local girl, but I would rather have burning matches rammed down my nails than support that whiny cow

I live in Yorkshire Chuff and I wouldn't support Chole.
Im a bit chubby but it wouldn't worry me they should learn to laugh at things the trouble is there two bloody miserable.

Life and soul of Benidorm ? ......my arse !!!!!!

Has anyone cracked any short-ass jokes about Marc? I wanna see if he can take it.

They could also start telling to to stop talking like he has a mouth full of gobstoppers.

Has anyone criticised his fake teeth?

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Gawd some HMs have had sense of humour bypasses?! Sam just looks for excuses to slag off Marc behind his back and Chloe just laps it up. Doubtless Chloe will run in tears to Danny who will start another argument with Marc. And for the record Sam is overweight.

Yep, Sam is not interested in Marc, but she knows he's the in and out of the house, she can get AT just by hitching herself to his storyline wagon.

Calm down Katie Hopkins, do you seriously think people choose to be insecure about their body? This post is one of the most ignorant I've read in a while, such a shame that you have to waste your time posting this bile.

I hate how on here if housemates don't find jokes funny they've automatically got no sense of humour and get told to lighten up.

It's so patronizing and frankly maybe it's more of a fact that some housemates are simply more mature and don't cackle at fat jokes.

The same happens on here too, you don't find a housemate funny theres always somebody quick to tell you that you simply don't have sense of humour.

Ignorant?

Listen, If people like Chloe and Sam pile on the pounds and then moan about it, they've only got themselves to blame.

If I put on weight, I don't ignore it and hope the problem goes away. I get off my arse and take action. Doing nothing is convenient for lazy people.

It's not always as easy as laying off the cakes and getting exercise, some people have bigger demons to fight and they get into a bad place and they eat out of comfort. Try being a little more understanding.

:clap1: bang on

As someone who takes physical fitness and diet seriously id tell all the fat arses in there to get to the gym Jack in particular could do with cutting down on the happy meals he needs less eating and more lifting to tighten that flab up :nono:.

That will not happen with this bunch. They are better than Marc on that front.

Lovely.

Although i would. I would say to Marc. 'You should make Shetland pony porn movies'

Pooing in a shoe is the new Karaoke :joker::joker::joker:

Yeah, they are miserable old bores.

No that's more in Harry's area of expertise?

Not really. She is not small with big teeth:laugh:

I'd like to shake Sam and say STOP SMILING WOMAN when you feel you are being insulted. Say something and look as though you mean it.
Marc and Chloe clashed early on, but when she explained that she was insulted he apologised and said to tell him if he went too far again.
Instead now Chloe just starts crying and running to Danny about it.

Or your fave Helen, the prostitute.

Ouch!

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At least Helen knows when to keep her clothes on on. national television. Harry should never let them love handles show on TV.:nono:

She was actually a high classed call girl commanding several hundred a trick, hardly a lowely prozzie eh. Just thought I would mention that seeing as how Harry makes less in a week than Helen did in an hour.

Why? This is what many reality TV fans want!!

A prostitute sells fanny. A duck is still a duck:laugh:

Yeah she was dead classy opening her legs for Rooney and selling a story about him wasn't she. She was a prostitute, she charged men to put their penis inside her.

Harry probably does earn less but that's because she's not a prostitute she's just a cam girl and dominatrix. Not a prostitute like 'classy' Helen.

Helen is classy and Harry doesn't have the figure that Helen does.

Harry has love handles and her breasts sag and Helen is perfect, so Helen has reason to take her clothes off on national television except she has more respect for her body.

I can't believe people are so naive to think that a dominatrix wouldn't offer extra services on the side if the client wishes. :laugh:

It wasn't Helen who sold her story it was her supposedly best friend,her and Helen fell out over it,,the one BB were going to put in the house with her last year ,but she didn't go,so call the girl all you like but please get the facts right, Plenty of girls are prostitutes,so bloody daft to call her out over it,and I will say it again ,If men are happy to pay for Helen or any other prostitute,why is that anyones business? Oh and BTW,Helen has not been a prostitute for years.