Are you a nosey neighbour?
 

Just minding my own business outside, enjoying a coffee, rum truffle and a cigarette before bed and then I hear my neighbours start arguing. I guess I'll have to have another coffee and cigarette :hugesmile:

Depends if you can see their pussy willow or not

I always thought no (like when there's an argument I'm always trying to block them out and I basically don't give a **** about these people), but the other night an ambulance went to one of the houses and I was gawping from my window so I need to reevaluate my answer.

Bitch you better quit smoking

My neighbours are all old people, the only gossip you hear is "omg shirley you forgot to water the plants"

But no not really, I only have one neighbor and they're across the road

Hell yes

LT?

:laugh::laugh::laugh: You are nuts MB. :laugh:

I'm a nosy bastard.

If somethings happening out in the street and I can't see from the window I'm right out

Not Shirley's pussy willow drying up :worry:

:laugh:

Yes, i sometimes put a glass on the wall when i hear them arguing

:unsure:

I never hear my neighbours nor they me. It's idylic. :smug:

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this is going in my signature

Yes. I was having a sh*t on Monday and then I heard scouse yelling and I had a good view from the bathroom window of them on the corner arguing with some woman about her looking into his parked car.

By bed I mean getting into bed, not sleeping. Although I've been up since 6am so it won't be long.

Update, Sarah is angry as Dave is in love with Lucy and won't admit it

Sarah "Oh he said because you said

Dave " wait"

Sarah "don't you dare interupt me! Who are you!"

I'll PM you my snapchat :smug:

I love our county

Sarah is threatening to ring lucy

Absolutely not

You think they'd have established who one other is by this point

On the best line ever!

Sarah " you are dishonest, I'm a princess and you took my crown"

:joker: :joker:

After they drove off the poor love was in tears shouting down the phone to her mum.

Sarah has some corkers tonight

"I am a god, I have a halo, you have nothing without me"

Kween Sarah

Not sarah Thinking she's Beyoncé

"We had so much sex and you keep crying"

Oop, not sure Dave wanted the neighbour hood to hear that LOL

Are you watching an American soap opera?

Absolutely, at least once a week there's something kicking off outside at early hours in the morning, I always get out of bed to watch and listen :flutter:

One time I witnessed two women beating a man with their heels though.. that wasn't so fun.

I live in a boring area..neighbours don't argue, but if they did I would be there at the ready listening in.:laugh:
Ooh, my neighbour does have a pussy willow in her front garden though.

Oh Dave cheated, this got awkward fast. I'm going in.

Yeah definitely, I'm quite nosey sometimes

ONLY when that guy was playing the piano in the middle of the street every night

other than that i ignore them all, but i smile at the old ladies

You go inside when it gets juicy? what sort of eavesdropper are you? :nono:

I'm not I'm still listening, curiosity got the better of me.