let all make a story
 

i will start

once upon a time everyone on tibb was

masturbating

until elin

spat in MB.'s eye

and then

Harriet Harman

came

the end

part 2 coming soon
dvd also coming soon

but suddenly, out of nowhere, Lil Kim stole all the copies of the DVD before it could hit retail

and josy trod on a slug

:laugh2:

Elin shouted, Josy that's not a slug it's a Santapede!

:laugh:

omfg :joker:

this is why niamh is the best mod

This is why she should win M...oh wait

To be continued in Zoolander 2

Without warning, Fleur dropped a brand new surprise album of the century, sending TiBB into meltdown http://i.imgur.com/A1g0J84.gif

But it failed to chart :(

Ashley lied, it hit number one and Ben Haenow was caught hanging around her house asking Could he a do a duet with her.

Suddenly, a great red banner flew to the floor from Fleurs mansion, '**** OFF!' it read.

Ashley pushed Daniel for calling her a liar!

Daniel ran Ashley a bath with Radox bubbles to relax her bc it's Christmas. When Ashley leaned over to drop a Lush bath bomb in Daniels hand accidentally fell onto the back of Ashley's head and pushed it into the bath. Daniels hand went stiff and he could not lift it up Ashley gasped for air a little then Daniel looked and she was dead.

He walked off to go and get a Taco Bell because his all carb diet had finished for Christmas.

and then josy trod on another slug

and we all masturbated again

Josy needs to not steal my dramatic thunder!

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Josy then tripped up and fell down a...

Daniel threw salt all over the slugs to stop Josy being clumsy

ashley's momentary loud and dramatic thunder dwindled into a faint groan, whilst josy trod on another slug and the whole world wept

Mineshaft, Niamh saw but decided to let her stay down there. There was only room for one head mod.

Kathy made a shock appearance.

And hit Josy over the head with a

Britney Jean CD.

Bex decided today was a nice day to go shopping. Unfortunately she didn't realise that today was national pwostitute day and kept getting men pestering her on the street. The last one she had enough of and hit him with a George Foreman grill she had bought for her mam. He was dead. She took a closer look and it was Kirk.

There was a video playing on the computer, it was Kirk talking to his poo. Josy heard him tell it 'I love you sweet waste of mine, lets wed in the morning'
Jessica looked on in horror as

This actually happened

Same

:joker: