Jeremy's 10" Penis sent a girl to A&E
 

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and he has shagged 1000 girls

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...-McConnell.jpg



http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...s-sent-7184876

Lovely...

10inches aint all that big tbh, I doubt it was the snake alone that was the issue

:nono:

You have never been pounded with a hard 10" skin pencil Vicky

I wanna see it

No comment :hehe:

Jeremy creeps me out a bit

What d'you mean "aint all that big"?
That's just pure greed
Anyway my misses says it's the personality that counts:laugh:

what?

What I mean is, it is not large enough to 'rupture an appendix' :laugh:

Its obviously massive compared to average.

Come now Josy, you would not say no to a right good go on that 10" of pulsating pumping power


:fan:

Don't make me sick

Shame he's really ugly

the guy who sold the story is really ugly :'(

I wouldn't say he was ugly tbh, though the neck tattoo has ruined him

His eyes are magnificent :love:

He would be good looking without the neck tattoo but it just makes him look ugly I'm sorry, but it's true.

Ive never heard of a willy with a personality before, what a lucky man you are.

seriously though why is he friends with that ugly old man

At least we know Stephanie's reasons now

That's where i keep my brains:laugh:

:joker:

The real accident and emergency

On which planet are you posting from? :shocked:

^
:tongue:

Well done.You've just made us all feel insecure

*puts tape measure back in drawer dies a little inside

Not this thread exposing Vicky as a Monster-cock craving sexpot

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@Vicky isn't the average lady-tunnel only 7 inches long though?

which one

they have 3?

:hehe:

:umm2: use your imagination

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He is that's the problem:joker:

I have no idea :laugh:

He seems to have made a cock up during his stint in the house too, now we know why.:hehe:

What ugly old man ?

David Gest? :shrug:

I read he lost his mother when he was a lad and then he lost his brother and sister within a week of each other so he probably wants family type people in his life.

Ugly is the way people behave not the way they look......and when was it OK to be so ageist on here.....I hear all these fake complaints of racism ....that have not even taken place in the house at all....yet the homophobic and ageist remarks go unchallenged by the regulators of this site....
David Gest is witty and funny and actually kind and reasonable....those qualities are very attractive .....if you want to really know what ugly looks like then look at Tiffany and Megan
Leave David Gest alone....he's the guy you'd want in your corner when the s-it hits the fan

Omg that's way too big :laugh:

Jeremy is a single horny guy who's got a girl he finds attractive throwing herself at him in a confined space with no exit doors....he's only human...and what's the problem with having a ten inch dick ? Are you suggesting that guys with ten inches are criminal if they f- ck someone....? Ten inch cocks don't put people in hospital.....there were obv other factors involved....that's if the story has even a grain of truth in the first place.

Got nothing on mine then

I love exaggerating