Table Manners?
 

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What table manners do you think are essential and why?


Like elbows off the table :umm2: or use a knife :umm2:


Please show your workings :nono:

No phones.

Who eats at a table in 2k16? :umm2:

This 100% ^

Also, don't talk with your mouth full of food

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shooosh, West Ham have a free kick

We eat all our evening meals at the table

I'm a tea on my lap in front room watching TV type of gal

how do you watch the TV?

We have a TV in the Kitchen :hee:

Just eat with your mouth shut if you're sitting opposite me and thats about it

good, for one horrible moment I thought you meant you all talked to each other

:omgno:

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I have to have some sort of background noise, the sound of people eating makes me want to stab things

Never understood the issue with elbows on the table, what does it matter

ExmrsLT used to moan at me reading a paper at the table

shocking

This sounds like a couples comedy from the 70s starting Sid James.

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ExmrsLT: I said darling, I hear that Poland is nice in the summer?"

LT: "hmmm, yes dear ok i will invade it after i respond to some ridiculous thing dezzy has posted about that racist witch bey"

I use my cutlery correctly, fork in left hand etc..
I consciously eat with my mouth closed.
I don't put elbows on the table.
Don't have my phone at the table unless I'm eating alone.
I always say please and thank you, even if it's just asking for water to be passed over.

Just to say thank you to whoever made the food tbh

All of the above plus what Josy said and being excused from the table.

what about sauce bottles on the table? :omgno:

Me and my family. :laugh: Where do you eat Adam?

You are welcome to dinner at my house anytime Jessica.

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This is so true

Hearing someone chewing is possibly the worst ever sound. Disgusting. It's nice that you enjoy your food but I don't want to hear the evidence.

People who aren't chavs/homeless :umm2:

Adam exposed

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Tom, never venture further North than Watford, for your own sake

:worry:

I am from Scotland! :joker:

i thought you were from down Portsmouth way?

Are you thinking of the other Tom?

:laugh::laugh::laugh: You ARE LT's neighbour Tom.

Another Scot :clap1:

I should have let my true identity show from the start </3

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This is chaos having 2 Toms

can you not change your name to Harold?

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At a restaurant my mum gets up and walks out for a fag break about five times, even if we're with distant family and their like wtf is happening

Scot love :spin:

I think you should always keep the fact that you're Scottish a secret. :pipe: