Are you younger than LT's Toaster?
 

My toaster is 26 years old, if you are younger please reply yes below


http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...1&d=1463654965

yes :)

No

Look at the bloody state of that [emoji23]

I think I probably am :omgno:

Think it's time to invest in a new toaster LT

:nono:

that is a hotel grade excellent toaster that you can control exactly, manually, how you want your toast and it never misses a beat, it lasted much longer than my marriage and i am very attached to it.

'It's me or the toaster' ex Mrs LT told him

:joker:

lies spotted

Yes

Yes

Well, I say it's got to be more than 26 years old... So yes :fan:

I'm younger than your toaster.

Its my toaster we are talking about not the Pleistocene


:hehe:

Yes :fan:

Yeah

Did you scavenge the tip for that LT?

Toasters are like dogs they age 7 years for every human one :idc:

Get the feather duster on that LT :yuk:

:laugh2:

That's the first toaster I've ever seen with its own little figurines.

Yes

Yes
get some ****ing Brasso or something though!

the day i start cleaning a toaster will be a fine day..

LT, how on earth has your toaster even lasted that long and is still going strong :conf: I seem to be forever replacing blasted toasters and kettles, no matter if cheap or more expensive ones, they seem to have a life expectancy of no more than a year :fist:

Your kitchen looks the same yellow as mine is painted.

:joker:

I'm only a year older :worry:

You could have give a wipe over before taking a picture too.

That's how exMrsLT looks, she can't help it.

Yeah I am... that's sad.

#NewToaster4LT

No :mad:

I'm in slightly better condition than it and much less rusty though :hee:

:laugh:

my toaster is 26 years old and has been used every day

nearly 10,000 times

what would you look like if you had been used 10,000 times?


:fist:

Tired but happy

It's too early to be talking about a prolapsed anus LT

Are we talking about LT or the toaster?

thats a fire waiting to happen!

That's a ****ing murder weapon.