Laura and Marco are hilarious
 

sorry not sorry but they're a ****ing mess and I'm howling every time they're on screen

I thought nothing could ever be as graphic as Steven and Kimberly a couple of years ago but these two have taken it to the extreme :joker:

Mounting one another in the pod without a care for the other people in there who had to awkwardly walk out, rolling around on top of each other, him holding her up against the wall, the nipple sucking in the garden FFS, choking with a ****ing belt

It's all so OTT, it's like a ****ing soft porno...Dirty Des is probably sat at home greasing up his rod wishing he'd never sold C5 after all :laugh3:

Not leathertrumpet

...just sad

Mark L

The way Marco grabbed Laura's boob and <CENSORED> was just one of the most weird things I've ever seen on BB.

The strangling episode is probably the most bizarre moment in BB history. It's mad to think that Michelle & Stu got so much stick for doing it discreetly underneath a fully clothed table.

Its about as hilarious as watching dogging videos

Tbh I don't find them funny in the slightest, just incredibly cringe worthy

this and it's totally fake. Friday this ****ty storyline will end :clap1:

The producers will rightfully be rigging to ensure the porno continues all summer long :cheer2:

Yep no one cares about Laura and she's going Friday :cheer2:

That could well be true but Marco will just grab another titty for bitty

Perched for it and the h8ers to fume :cheer2:

Tramp (him)

They surely cant keep up the porn act all summer surely they themselves will get bored with each other and then I fear they have no narrative for the show.

The fact that they knew each other before going into the house makes me think this is clearly planned and not in the least bit real or romantic but at some point surely self dignity must prevail and the two of them realise there are other story lines they can have in the house..

I just don´t see the funniness.

I'm like you I think they are hilarious.

Kinga did much worse masturbating with the champagne bottle in the middle of the garden.

Because it's so ridiculously over the top, like they don't give a **** that people may feel awkward that they just start mounting each other and the rest have to walk out, the nipple sucking in the garden of all places, the throwing each other around the pod like it's some Sex Shed that the Daily Star have been predicting for years, and then the choking scene like something off of pornhub.com in full view of all the cameras :joker:

Steven and Kimberly were graphic but it was under the covers, this is so ridiculous that I find it hilarious how they're acting

Someone with sense :clap1:

It's strange what passes as comedy these days.

Maybe they could take this act onto the stage and do a tour.

ya porno so hilarious :rolleyes:

I'm low key enjoying them now :shame: They're both horrible embarrassing messes and it's all completely fake so I want to hate them, but I couldn't help but laugh when he pulled her boob out :laugh2: it was just so ridiculous. I wouldn't like it to continue all series though and I'm hoping for a Marco eviction on friday, but some of it has been pretty funny.

I'd buy tickets :cheer2:

Don't think you're understanding it luv

I don't find porn hilarious, I find how OTT these two housemates are acting in full view of people they're living with and cameras everywhere in the middle of the house hilarious. I am laughing at them rather than with them. It's quite simple really, maybe you just don't have a very good sense of humour or are blinded by your hate for them :shrug:

Thank you :clap1:

They just have no shame or don't seem to care about the cameras or their housemates, I find the ridiculousness of it hysterical

It's not the sex I'm laughing at its the nerve.....the bare faced self serving cheek.....lots of people say they don't give a f-ck but he genuinely don't give a f-ck.....that is funny....

Me too...totally

I am anticipating BB taking horrible mental punishment upon them.

Not keen on Laura. i just like Marco because he's completely off his nut :laugh: Same reason i like Emma, she's equally bonkers.

It's a damn side more funny that Steven and his dopey Mrs or Chicken Stu with his Geordie stalker.....or The frustration of 4 weeks of Jez and Psycho Steph....this guy just does it....balls to wall cheek.....give a sh-t bout anybody around...not dragged out over months....it's NO FLEX, tits out, ready to shag up against the shower door.....it's the disbelief at his nerve that is so funny.....he's almost winking at those who find it funny, like we're in on the joke....

Luckily the public actually hate Marco this year so he'll be out in no time!

Definitely, no question....no housemate is as predictable as the public are....I've no doubt he won't last long...but for now he's here and I'm Lovin it

I doubt he will care if he goes. He has an amazing lifestyle :laugh:

I find them both quite gross and boring personally.

That he claims to hate.

On the subject of this topic; I don't dislike them as much as other people have claimed to on this forum, but I just find their whole relationship pathetic and attention-seeking. However, I don't necessarily think it does not make good TV.

I just like him, because we've never had someone so unhinged on the show before. You never know what he's going to do next. :joker:

He went in to afford to pay for clothes he tried to steal because daddy's cut him off. He's such a zany character isn't he, what a hoot he is stealing! Hilarious!

Yes an amazing 'life style' that has him in massive debt - his father has banned him from discussing him in the house . Ashamed Mr White , you bloody well shoud be !

Dogging videos are hilarious too:cheer2:

Well we all know that, Vanessa :p

I just think other people find it quite uncomfortable to watch.

Love the way he was casually breaking stuff in the garden :joker:

They're a mess but i'd rather this over a boring showmance