My BB17 catch-up thread
 

So I've been away for a couple of weeks and am now about 12 episodes behind oops, I'm gonna try and marathon through them over the next few days and rather than bumping old threads or creating new ones for every opinion I'd have, I thought I'd post them all in here for anyone (if there is) who cares :joker:

To start with...

Did anyone on here at the time pick up on how unfair the final Others vs Housemates task was when they each had to guess how many people nominated a certain person? Obviously the housemates have the advantage cause they could just put their hands up and count :umm2:

Natalie entering the main house and within five minutes stirring **** about Hughie <3333 prepare for my inevitable fumes when she's evicted by the end of the week in typical BBUK fashion *sigh*

SCREAMING @ the drama over Jayne's idea for a rota, with Chelsea's 'she's off her fakin tits' and 'I'll be lying on me sun lounger and it's one o'clock and suddenly I have to go do the dishes, **** off' :joker::joker::joker::joker: :joker:

and now Jayne in the DR on this episode - 'let's all go chip in and then we can go out and have a fantastic day and come back and not get salmonella' I AM ****ING DONE :laugh3: but omg there's more about Andy 'he's very did you wake up on the wrong side NO I WOKE UP IN A ****HOLE' :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

More to follow

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They're both as dull as each other at this point so how tragic

What's with this spare room BS? Just put her back into the house and let them get on with it like adults :umm2: it's a far cry from the fight night days that's for sure

Oh and it's pathetic how Natalie can be the star of the episode and then inevitably receive a tonne of eviction votes at the end of the show as a result, such a backwards voting system :rolleyes:

I've also been on a holiday & got back /currently doing a re-watch, so it's good to see your views at the same kind of time (although I'm a bit further than you now since I've been watching it all day lol)

Oh the suspense of waiting for your next catch up is killing me.

Justice 4 Legend Natalie

Interested to hear your thoughts too, feel free to share! Hopefully I'll have caught up to you soon :laugh:

If you don't like it, do one :xyxwave:

so I've just started Thursday's ep (the 30th of June). The task is genius, perhaps the most 4-esq task we've had since the show moved to 5. It's so simple but clever and the tension it's caused :lovedup: I love how these housemates are still carrying the show. Chelsea is a mess and Jayne is probably the best "oldie" since Lesley Brain..

Natalie vs Jayne is giving me LIFE :joker: :joker: :joker:

although 'Hughie Big Brother needs you to return to the house so we can deal with a situation developing outside', sooooo cringey :umm2:

"What about kicking my dog??.... Game on Charlie" :skull:

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Yeah but a hilarious mess :joker::joker:

Another Jayne fan emerges :clap1:

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:umm2: @ the crowd shouting "OUTT OUTT OUTT OUFF OFF OFF" when Emma read out the housemates voting number (won't say which to avoid spoilers for Jack)

Talking of the scummy crowd I've just started eviction two and Emma's making cultural references to 'taking back control' and the eviction being our own referendum and then the realisation set in that 90% of them probably voted to leave and now I hate them even more :yuk:

:nono: I was only bloody laughing.

let's be honest, a good 70% of the crowd wouldn't be good at "taking control" of their own benefits

Ey, now listen ere :nono:

LOL @ the house leaking again

But why is everything so shoddy and secretive on C5, like Jayne 'escapes' and none of the God knows how many cameras in the runs catch it? Or they don't show them walking through them to the other house? :rolleyes:

So now the scum aren't happy that their vile chants can't be heard in the new studio they've decided to chant 'OFF OFF OFF' as soon as they're evicted instead? :umm2:

Just get rid of the ****ing crowd ffs they're moronic and ruin the show

oh ffs so you can hear their chanting from the studio after all :rolleyes:

Anyway Natalie vs Jayne is one of the most hilarious feuds on BBUK for a long time and in typical fashion we were robbed of it early </3 I'm guessing people were taking sides as usual and thinking one of them should be evicted? *sigh*

Loving this topical chat about the referendum from Jason, Natalie and Andy :clap1: it's about time we got more of them, I could've watched that for the whole episode tbh

I don't get why big brother doesn't just lock them in a separate part of the house

Up to last week's noms

- Why is the new ~thing~ to replay the clip of housemates talking about noms as if the viewers are dumb and can't remember as opposed to letting us hear Big Brother read the quote out and watch their reactions? I used to love that

- looooool @ Jackson's meltdown 'THIS IS PEOPLE'S LIVES FAM' :joker: why do people get annoyed when housemates react badly to noms?! It's much better than if they take them on the chin

- Had to laugh at Emma moaning at Georgina for moaning when I swear whenever I see her she looks so miserable

Almost at the eviction

- Good shopping task but why must Marcus now be the one who reveals if they passed or failed :umm2: I'm disappointed they passed actually

- Talking of tasks all they've been these past two weeks is gunge, fish guts and who said what...the game has really changed hasn't it :rolleyes:

- Charlie is such a mess and omg screaming @ the dog kicking :joker:

- Why did Hughie need calling to the DR in that argument? He only raised his voice stop pissing your pants :umm2: they actually made him more aggressive as a result

Jack's BB17 catch-up thread??? Jack who????

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So let me get this straight...the producers out two exes in the house together in the hope they'll kick off and we'll get to watch the fallout, then when the guy is on the brink of finally losing his cool they hold him hostage in the DR? Strange logic

lol I just saw this, they're not even out of the house how can you chant 'off' you bunch of twats :umm2:

Andy **** stirring :clap1:

Georgina calling Jackson Bob Marley :laugh3:

I'm not as annoyed about her eviction as I was Natalie's and Marco's but yet again another person has been destroyed by the hateful system that is vote to evict and one of the stars of a particular week has walked right out of the door :bored:

The pancake argument :laugh2:

'I'll talk about what I want', 'I'll talk about what I want', 'I'll talk about what I want' :joker: :joker: :joker:

And then Chelsea 'I know it's just a pancake now **** off' loooooool he has some great quotes <3

Finally up to date and last night's episode may be the funniest of the series!

Charlie going on and on about how he's been absent from Cleo before and then saying 'sorry I'm only trying to be nice' and then repeating it again while Jason says 'yes that's the eighth time now' :joker: :joker: :joker:

Then Jason in the DR saying it's a good job she didn't turn around otherwise the dog would've ran up the M25 back home :laugh3:

'I'm obviously gonna shave my fanny' :laugh2:

And then Emma squeezing Laura's farts out wtf did I just watch?!?!?!

Love this series!

I was HOWLING at Laura last night. Top 3 housemate tbh