My Big Brother Audition Vid :-)
 

Hi folks,

I'm a bit of a heavy forum user, and have just discovered this one - it's bookmarked. Hope to get to know you all as well as everyone else in all the other forums that I use.

Anyhoo - my video:


CLICK ME PLEASE :-)

Brillant audition, Id vote for ya :thumbs:

Also, you like 'Trap Door' :cheer2:

Rofl.

Ta.

I also like Inpector Gadget, Rude Dog & The Dweebs, Thunderbirds and loads more, but there's not enough time in 1 minute to blab about all the retro toons :-)

LMAO Great audition. I'd definitely vote for you. Good luck in the audition. You'd be a great edition to the house.

Please dont go on big brother, youre a total geek.

lmao GREAT vIDEO HOPE YOU DO WELL

:rolleyes:

So I've been on this forum for all of two minutes, and you think you know me well enough to insult me? FFS, I hope there aren't too many more people like you on this forum.

I was just being honest, dont cry please. You will be positively awful on telly. Just do an apprenticeship or something, buy some tools and be a sparky.

:puzzled:

are you even looking at the right video???

blimey - you serious? you SURE you're looking at the right video? have you seen the feedback and the rating? Anyone who knows me would look at you with the same :puzzled: face as me, I'm sure.

Although having said all that, your comment has to be the most negative one i've recieved, and that being the case, I can't be doing at all bad really :laugh:

Think about it, everyone's trying to convince you to go on a television show that will probably effect your life for the worst. What good could possibly come out of it?

I'm suggesting you buy some tools and get a steady job as an electrician or something. Make some honest coin, sort out a pension, you know. A stable life.

It's up to you Chirpy, but theres no real demand for Geekazoids at the moment. Youll only be disappointed.

I can see where you're coming from, but my mind's made up - I want to do this. Really really badly. There is SOOO much I have to offer - the funny video I made was just the start. My targets/dreams include: showing people that you don't have to be nasty to be entertaining, that nice guys don't finish last (hopefully), and IF (really really IF) I ever got onto Big Brother I would be desparate to do as much good as possible with any fame/media attention/money i got out of it. there are so many people that could be helped by the BB contestants, but I just haven't heard a dicky bird about anything. the only person I know that has done anything to actually help anyone is Jade recently giving money to underpriveleged kids in India, but that's not what I was thinking of. It's good that people who need the funding have the funding, but Jade's reasons for doing it was probably just to buy her way out of the hate that people have for her atm. I mean, imagine if BB's Pete went to someone's school or something - the mums/dads/kids of that school would pay through their teeth to go to a school fete if he was there.

Hypothetically, IF i went on BB, IF i won it, I'd tour the country going to fundraising events, perhaps be on one of those stands where you throw wet sponges at people - and charge a bit more for people to do it - and there'd still be a massive queue - and it would make loads of funds. - charities, schools, hospitals - there are MILLIONS of people that could be helped, and I'd love to be able to do that. I just need the chance. I mean, I do as much as I can atm - I do hospital radio, i put my spare change in charity pots, I occasionally do special events to raise money - but I can do so much more.

If i was selected for the BB house, I would love to be able to provide entertainment, I like to pr@t about a bit knowing that somebody somewhere will laugh and enjoy it - if I can make someone else feel better, I also feel better. Being a BB contestant would give me the ability to do that on a much larger scale. No more nasty people, no more bitchiness and lies and backstabbing - just great quality entertainment and laughter, like watching stand-up on telly instead of soaps (where everyone murders each other and sleeps with each other etc etc...).

I can't think of anything else I need/want to say now, but I dare say I'll be back later to ramble on some more. :-)

Well I liked the part where your sunglasses lit up anyway.

You really know how to make new members feel welcome! :bored:

I thought it was a good video. You've come across as more interesting and quirkier than the average BB housemate, and you like Trapdoor so kudos to you for that. :thumbs:

After The_Hitman's first comment, I felt compelled to share more of myself with the world, to show more of what I'm really like, and to show yet again, that I really am like the person you see in my online application video - and I ended up with this: My BB Audition Video: FOLLOW-UP

Great audition TheTX! I would deffo vote for you.
All the best of luck, I hope you get in.
:bigsmile:

(Btw, you kinda sound like Jeremy Clarkson..and ignore The_Hitman:bored:)

Rofl - I joined a FaceBook group called 'Jeremy Clarkson for Prime Minister' - I don't agree with the bloke's views on the environment and speeding, but apart from that, Jezza is a ledge.

Nah, still rubbish.

The face at the beginning is bodering on genius but its pretty much downhill from there.

You can pick up a good tool box for around £50. Good luck.:thumbs:

....and Im sure you will...

Are you a complete a-hole, mate? Seriously.


Does anyone else not think that this guy is out of order?

He spoils for a fight and generally resorts to cheap shots and pathetic ramblings. Best thing to do is ignore him if he upsets you. I think he's just some uneducated dumb kid.

TBH, yes. Ignore him, he's usually like that:rolleyes:

Good video :thumbs: There's nothing wrong with being a geek. It will probably attract the producers as they look at all sorts of people from all walks of life.

Thanks for the support folks :)

What's Trap Door?

It's this clay animation programme from the 80s. Very good aswell. Its about a fella called BERK (coincidence eh TX?) and in his cave theres a trap door. It's a trap door to a pit full of horrible, repulsive, scary, spine chillingly disgusting things. I think thats where TX got his audition video from.

Jeeeeeez Tom... you talk more than me......(and that's saying something mate!) ....:laugh:

Your vid is good though. It's not "desperate" like most of them have been lately. It's about time they put some regular ppl in there, cuz lately they have been filling the show with freaks, and that's not good telly!

You made me laugh and I shall be voting for you when the time comes... you seem fresh and we need something like that for bb.. good luck for the auditions. Hope I will be seeing you walk through the bb house :laugh:

Thanks guys.

As well as my main audition vid and the follow-up vid, I've added another little gem - food for thought: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilqlJimZHnA

You need a new name...

TheTM = The TalkMeister!

:thumbs: :joker:

Yea i think he is Vile
Just ignore the Hitman he is mean

Great Audition The TX

Funny video i would vote for you. Good luck!

Theyre just lying to you to get their post count up TX.

Trust me, truthfully, man to man, your videos a bag of w*** and you wont get chosen.

No hard feelings bud.:thumbs:

Lmao, you talk a bloody lot.

The last 40 seconds reminded me of Jim Carey. And your face at the end of the video is exactly the same as your face at the beginning LOL.

Nice one :thumbs:

Ahaha, I'm now worried that people think that that is the normal everyday face, and that I only came back to having a normal face during the video :P

Give it a rest, Hitman.

Edit:I've deleted a few posts... let's get it back on-topic.

Lol that's a good audition, good luck to you. :thumbs:

crikey, no offence Tx but if your going to put yourself in the firing line you cant whinge when a few of us veteran bb snipers take a few shots at you......
You need to ask yourself are you really prepared to exit the house to deafening boo's?
Im sure there are a lot of people who wouldnt like you if you made it in the house, thats the game.
You cant win them all, but can you handle the rejection of the minority? people who form an instant opinion of you based on a 2 minute vid clip, then stick to that opinion for up to twelve weeks before you disappear back to obscurity.
the hitman is just trying to warn you not to be niave........

Here here. I haven't commented on the vid because I didn't want to be mean. With me, if you don't want the answer then don't ask the bloody question. If you leave yourself open like that you're asking for trouble.

On the other hand we actually are a friendly forum, so welcome TheTX.

Free the Hitman!!!!!

Thanks for your responses!


Although I'm not worried that Hitman doesn't like me - that doesn't bother me. What does bother me is the fact that he repeatedly ATTACKED me by way of forum-posting abuse at any given oppertunity. If I don't like someone, I just don't bother with them at all - not chase them down the street pelting them with stones and shouting 'you're gay, har har'. I've grown up with people not liking me - I don't care! That's one of my main philosophies: if I'm happy, I don't care what other people think of me. If I was a downright nasty b@st@rd, I'd EXPECT the verbal abuse.


Anyhoo - end of nastiness, let's carry on being the nice forum users we were before this thread, lol.