Have you ever pulled a sickie?
 

I have once , said I was too tired after going to a wrestling event the night before ,

Can be work etc.

I have when i was refused the Eurovision night off

Loads of times. But I have been self employed for 10 years.

Loads of times when i was younger, not so much now but almost did this morning funnily enough :fan:

Yes lots lol

Actually already pulled a sickie for tomorrow afternoon, cos I'm going away and want to leave early :hee:

No never

yes a lot of times :D

Often yes

Yup, quite often. I used to do the cover when other people did it so why on earth not :laugh:

Like once every 2 months or so

I hope your boss is reading this.

In primary school a few times to get away from the bullies. But work, no, never.

Worked 50 years as a carpenter not took a single day off. Not even for the birth of my first daughter. R.

Hardworking man whose good with his hands.

Nice to meet you. :smug:

:sad:

Whilst your record is admirable, you really should have been there for this :(

Why? Not like she was ever going to remember me being there.

No but you would.

Did you not want the beautiful memory of your daughter fighting her way out of your wife's blood soaked and torn vaginal canal?

stop it

You make it sound so beautiful :laugh:

I'm kinda surprised blokes don't go celibate after seeing that tbh. Gavin went down the 'wrong end' for about 2 seconds and I have never seen anyone go so pale so fast. I thought he was going to pass out. With james, he stayed up near my head.

After 34 years marriage you have enough of seeing your wife's V, especially when something is popping out of it. Nor was I interested in her hurling abuse at me. I was quite happy down the pub waiting for a telephone call from the hospital.

Doors wont hang themselves


:nono:

typical selfish woman

:clap1:

filthy business

I built the cot myself. Money couldn't have bought you a better cot than our first daughter had. R.

If the thread was

Have you ever pulled a brickie?


we would be on 5 pages by now

:idc:

He only wanted the back door for a few months after? :creep:

And only scott would have posted

Grindr has a lot to answer for...

Not your wife doing tricks with ha foof

Would have been someone elses backdoor. I wanted him nowhere near me for a long time. Having a doctor physically cut you from hole to hole in order to use some giant pliers to pull a baby out of you will kinda put you off sex for a while... :fist:

there is always an excuse

No wonder men die earlier

:idc:

Cut from Hole to hole

I think I'm gonna go sit on a pillow. :worry:

Do it at least about three times in an academic year.

I don't care, they know what I'm like plus I work my arse off 90% off the time [emoji23]

Josy does as much 'work' as Niamh does :hehe:

For school all the time
For work never :angel:

and 90% out of ten minutes per year works out to be what?

You rude little bitch I work 12 hour shifts 5 days a week sometimes more :fist:

you dont now the meaning of hard work lassie

:hehe:

They are kept women and won't admit it.

They're poor hubbies are worked to the death.

Oh shut up