Kim Woodburn' greatest quote thread.
 

Post your favorite Kim Woodburn quotes here:

"DONT START WITH ME"

"I wouldn't sh!t on you if you were on fire" :laugh:

"ADULTERER"

"Don't demean me, FAT SLOB"

"We don't mix with scum, we wash it down the sink"

"You HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE people"

"I love you I love you I love you...oh piss off".

"If I'm lucky I may have another 10 years on the earth. Do you think I'm going to waste it spending it with **** bags!?"

"I want genuine people in my life, not arseholes!"

:joker:

You Chicken Livered ****s

"My first nomination is Nicole"

"It's Nicola"

"Shut up! Don't be so stupid!"

:D

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More!!!!!

"We were in BLOODY BEDS!"

Thank you for this thread Nancy!

Does "nicole mafia" count? lol.

"Well I'm not putting up with yours, MADAM!"

Isn't this just everything that comes out of her mouth?

:flutter:

I personally love "Anyone with a lesser personality would've broken me down *tears* You've done a pretty good job already."

Yes.

Kim confirmed queen of meme's. :clap1:

:joker: So many gems i'd forgotten about. Thanks guys.

"Can I ask you a question?"

"No because you're nuts"

When she impersonated Nicola during their spat about Speidi:

"What? What? Oh shut up. Don't play the innocence with me. DON'T START WITH ME!"

"Her eyes lit up then, little bITCH!"

*someone looks at her*
"You're a HORRIBLE PERSON!"

"Ganghanded"

"Oh, look what Kim's doing *Kim impersonates Nicola by waving her hands and looking dough-eyed."

Kim nominating Bianca - "Not much to say. Another ganghanded"

:D

"What a BUNCH of chinless wonders!"

My fave is still when she mimicked Nicola saying "Whaaaat?" and then told her to shut up three times in a row before Nicola even opened her mouth to speak.

I absolutely loved today when it was all kicking off and she said to one of the security guards 'oh the bastards' about the other housemates. :joker:

I howled

:joker::joker::joker:

Screaming

Crying at these gems.

'EXCUSE ME!' whilst pushing a security guard out of her way and simultaneously spilling her drink all over them

"Shut up!"

"oh, mother bunny, mother bunny" :joker:

I'm cackling and haven't even watched last night's episode yet :joker:

probably my fave quote from this series:

"You ain't seen nothing YET. You want trouble?? Which I don't want.. Oh, by CHRIST you're gonna get it, in SPADE loads! You HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE people."

Brilliant! :laugh:

Kim to Jamie - "SHUT UP!! You're another one! You chicken livered bugger."

Security steer her away - "Oooh, they're bastards!"

As much as I just find the entire thing totally distasteful... ... ...

Forget just Kim quotes, "Chicken-livered ****s" is one of my favourite insults. Ever. :joker:

"I won't take your nonsense because I've come in late."

*Spencer opens the sliding door after Kim shuts it*

Kim: "Ya finished? :)"
Someone: "Just give up Kim."
Kim: "Its alright luvvie, I have nowhere to go."

Another one:

"What the ****ing hell-scuse' me-has happened here?! What is wrong with you people?!"

This was the best

Go to the diary room kim, big brother is getting mad.

"WELL I'M MAD'





Yep,you got that right!

reading these quotes in her voice omg i love kim so much lmao.

Nicole: I told you, you'd like them, didn't I?
Kim: Oh, so you're Mrs Right, are you?

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