TiBB Members In Therapy... with Josh (p.3)
 

I was thinking of doing a thing like TiBB Hot Seat but instead I put members through therapy live on TiBB. Anyone interested?

In Therapy... with Will (P.1)
In Therapy... with Josh (P.3)

Wow me

You wanna be put through therapy hun?

Yes please I need it

Yeah I'm ready

I know this chick is in dire need of it x

Book a date you're free x

Right now?

All my problems stem from this nostril hair that keeps poking out of my nose and I can't get rid of it.

TIBB: OTT special?

I can do Monday at 7?

Well everyone on In Therapy seems to have done BB anyway (even Paul Burrell sort of did :skull:)

Manscape your problems away, you're not spending half the budget with that bitch who makes all the celebs cry over nose hair

I'm ready

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I can't do Monday :skull:

Hmm yeah now is perfect

Tuesday? If you can't do then, I've got Wednesday then I'm only available at the weekend (Fri-Sun)

Hi Will. What problems do you face in life right now?

Yeah Tuesday is good.

Hi,

I'm now classed as morbidly obese and it's brings me down and I cry wank every night. :(

Hmm yes I understand. What drove you to be obese? How did the sexual gratification linked with food develop throughout your pubescent years?

Are you cry wanking now, William?

I would eat loads after school to try and forget the gay speculation at school.

This drove me to become obese.

No not right now

"I only wanted to fit in *mascara runs down cheek*"

Me blaming Cal and Pete for my horrific behaviour on TiBB BB like Danielle blamed Jade and Jo.

Riley, are you free tomorrow or during the weekend? If so, can you change it for Friday, Saturday or Sunday at 7pm?

Whenever babes

Friday at 7 is fine xx

And how did the speculation make you feel? What were you so frightened about?

That's good Will, it shows that you're stopping the self-medication. You do it to stop pain but actually you need to feel the pain and overcome it.

wow Riley why are you so good at this?

It wasn't my thought that I wanted to suck all the dicks in my class? It made me feel very sick. I wanted to runaway and live with the girlies forever. It made never want to get up in the morning.

*tears rolling down my eyes*

Me coming for Mandy's job so I can interview Isabelle in therapy?

perched :clap1:

So Will what you are saying is that being gay made you depressed? Maybe really inside you wanted to be included in with the girlies, because at the end of the day if the girls were more open they would admit they wanted to suck dick too and you wouldn't feel sick. And now you're replacing dick with food, and that can be very dangerous.

Will where are you now in your life? How do you feel about the future?

A the moment I'm down the town most days shopping with the oldies, I was smacked outside Poundland because I tutted a fat girl in the shop because she was buying 12 packs of Jaffa cakes and she dragged me outside.

The future doesn't look very bright, I'll probs be hit by a bus or something as my sight is getting bad.

The beat, the bass
The bombs keep dropping
The beat, the bass
The bombs keep dropping
Get down girl, down girl
Get get get down girl
Get down girl, down girl
Get get get down girl
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oh mess wrong thread

Listen up you SLAG, if you don't pull your act together your gonna be on your knees at 21 for pittance and dead by thirty. I'm just giving you tough love, but you need to be more optimistic about the future, go to Specsavers and get your eyes tested, go for that career you want and stop self loathing in your own pond scum!

Oh shut up you ****ing cow!

*gets up in your face, flips chair over and walks out*

jesus :hehe: