Would you go for a poo in work?
 

I couldn't. I would have to wait to get home or go home in my break

I used to not be able to, but when you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go :shrug:

only if I'm about to burst and can't hold it in

otherwise, no

I have a few times in cases where its either go or **** yourself

surely it’s better than pooing in a public loo? :skull:

Work toilets pretty much are public?

usually work in empty office buildings or building sites so yeah I don't mind :laugh:

Not after you.

I never used to use the toilet much in school either. Rarely ever needed a number 2 whilst there anyway. And only went if I was desperate for a piss.

Yeah I don’t have an issue with that as there’s lots of cubicles and they’re cleaned often

Remember when Z pissed himself in work.

LET me tell you a story right
So I went into the school toilets yesterday for a number 1, I walk in and my EX is there so I’m like ugh I can’t go the urinal with that RAT

So I go the cubicle, WHICH DIDNT HAVE A LOCK ON, so while I look like a weirdo changing cubicle I finally find a good one.

Then I get out and my OTHER ex is there and it’s the worst thing ever omg I just COULDNT COPE

:joker:

Yes when not on break so I'm paid to have a ****

Well I clean them so yeah I least know I'm doing it on a clean toilet haha

All the time

I work over 10 hour most days so i usually have 2 a day in the office

usually a mid day wank too

Bloody hell why are u so regular?

I have 1 BM a day and it usually happens in the morning.

Errr i wake up and go straight into the office, have breakfast.

I aint having my ****s at home when I can bill clients for myy ****ting time.

You said you do it twice!

Greedy gobble gannet.

i dont think thgat is abnormal, who are you? the poo police

It's normal for someone eating a high volume of stodgy foods you greedy horse. :oh:

Usually I'm so busy I don't think about the need to poop. But if you need to go, then go. We all have to poo!

most certainly not - wait till I get home

I don´t see why not?

In most office buildings (and quite a lot of other places too) here they´re usually exceptionally clean.

looks are deceptive.

I'm a bit iffy about doing a poo in any public toilet tbh. But if it's touching cloth then I'd rather not **** myself.

:joker:

:oh:

The poop was pretty much crowning for 3 hours today but you can bet your ass Im not using a ****ing public toilet. I need to take my trousers off and feel the cold floor on my feet and gasp when I have a **** and Im not doing that when teen boys cant aim and next thing you know my sock is riddled with PISS

My work has single disabled toilets, so yes. But no in a regular cubicle.

It's not about cleanliness, it's about awkwardness. I'll sit there in silence if someone enters the bathroom. I'm just as awkward if I'm in the bathroom and someone else is using a cubical.

Why don't you wear shoes?

No shoes policy. Its a hippie school

Ew you have to walk in bathrooms in just socks?

Actually Marshall... two to three BMs a day is normal. One a day suggests you are the one with a problem. If you eat a meal three times a day... and your digestive tract is functioning normally... You should digest and rid that meal around 8 hrs later.

So the real question here is... why are you so constipated :think:

The toilets at my office are super clean and have toilet seat covers, so yeah, why not.

yes of course. odd question

No of course not i train my bowel to move when it is convenient by the use of coffee, breakfast and the latest copy of Digital Camera

I work with a load of fat sweaty blokes and there is 1 loo!!! so no I have to traipse over to the offices and use theirs on a 12hr shift you can't not go :/