Important question for the gentlemen of TiBB
 

Do you pee standing up or do you sit down?


I will always sit down as it's so much easier, but whenever I am filthy drunk I will stand up at the urinals. :)

sit down tbh

I'm a lady of leisure so I sit down.

Stage fright at the urinal is a nuisance too

What type world do we live in were man sit down to wee? i bet you stand up to poo

Sit down if im at my own house.

Urinals in public.

Although, you have to watch out for any messy piss drops on the seat. Always make sure you wipe the lid before you sit.

At home I'll sit down, relax, go through insta, check emails etc. In public I'll stand.

One of the best things about being a man is not worrying about whats been on the seat when you pee

All men should sit down tbh

So sick of piss all over the floor infront of the loo whenever my husbands teens are here. I am sure they think their dicks are a foot long or something. It is not as big as you think, please aim better and stand closer.

How is that?

I sit down tbh

I find the whole public urinal thing a tad awkward and I just like sitting in general tbh

Because normal men shod stand to pis not sit on a germy seat

Stand majority of the time

Literally why sit when it’s so much easier to stand idgi

Ruddy sexist thread.
What about us ladies that stand to pee then?:joker:

Why would you sit

I thought only Josy does that?

Omg that drunk woman who pissed in a urinal

Legend

This

If you are in a rush it will take 3 times as long to pee

A Dumbo, a chippy oik, a bully, a liar and the mouth of diarrhoea.

Hardly, mate. It doesn't come out a drop at a time when you're sitting down.

It's such a chore to sit down

Stand up for a wee, sit down for a poo.

I stand.

Shocked at the amount of sit downs :umm2:

I personally stand up whilst doing a shit

I do like to sit down as I’m a lazy **** with an atrocious aim

More difficult to shake off the last few drops sat down though surely

Noooo, I know quite a few of us ladies straddle the loo rather than sit on them in some public places.:joker:

I manage quite the thing tyvm

Then I get a bollocking from my flatmates when they sit down on my wet, warm piss. It’s just easier to sit on my arse and piss to be fair

Why wouldn’t you wipe the seat :umm2:

wait everyone sits???

I think its been proven that if you stand to pee then you are the descendant of neanderthals

I feel sorry for your toilet and/or the one who has to clean it.

Because nothing is more satisfying than watching tv and hearing “MATTHEW YOU DIRTY BASTARD!!!!” when Paul goes for a ****e

Stand :think: