Family's whole garden stolen overnight
 

WT*!!

Before right pic:

https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/Yn...c015e0d91deaca

After:

https://s3.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/Y...1d0dc2589b89b3

Full story:

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/thieves-st...091005755.html

Not the lawn thief.

Me

Grassholes :fist:

:joker::joker:

Call the Lawn Ranger

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...3EhhmxT5RYCneg

or the local Lawn' forcement

:hehe:

Someone needs to grass on the thieves.

We need to get turf on grass thieves

and turf on the causes of grass crime

Wasn't there a thread about who we wouldn't like in our garden, yesterday? Did anybody say burglars?

Some stoner probably got very excited when the group Whatsapp went round saying someone had just got their hands on a load of grass

I bet the neighbours are sick of her mowning on about it

Good one. :D

Yeah the family are in 'mourning' for their lost garden. :(

Mum has decorated the garden for the photos by getting the trampoline out.

fake grass so the kids wouldn't get muddy playing football, Im glad someone stole it

Or, so it stayed nice and neat all year round and didn't need constant mowing.

Time saving Queen.

no mower grass jokes please

It was already out.

https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/Yn...c015e0d91deaca

:nono: what about the wildlife that live in the earth, smothered under the plastic tarp

They can move next door. :nono:

this is why wildlife is in decline, because people can't mow a strip of grass and don't want their kids to be muddy :skull:

Oh why don't you just marry the worms Cherie, jUST MARRY THEM.

There's always one Miss Marple about to ruin things!

You're very welcome. :hee:

But I only knew because she said they moved the trampoline, which was what alerted her to it in the first place.

The trampoline alerted her? Not the fact that the whole bloody garden changed colour overnight?

I mean drew her attention to the window to see the garden where she noticed the grass had gone. :nono:

DON'T GET SMART LADY!

*later marsh is stunned and mystified to see that his vote seemingly has dropped off a cliff in this years ML

:joker:

Why didn't they nick the trampoline too?

They were thinking of the kids. It shows you that they might be thieving buggers, but they do have a heart.

Depending on the type, artificial grass can fetch a few bob.

Rusty old trampoline on the other hand. :nono:

Not her turf getting torn UP :eyes:

:joker:

I thought criminals usually stuck to their own turf.

We have a winner

:joker: probably my first smile all day

Miserable bugger.

What happened to lawn and order.

Best I've seen was, local paper reported on artificial cricket pitch that cost 10 grand being stolen to order.

In reality, local gypsies stole it and cut it up to go on the back of their vans to put flowers on for a funeral.