Do you read on the BOG?
 

Obviously I dont mean your phone as noone would take that into a toilet what with germs and diabetus etc :yuk:

But do you read a book, a magazine or a newspaper when you are having a ceramic cruise?

I like to take in a magazine :)


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no

:joker:

No

No.
When I see pictures of bathrooms with magazine racks in I just shake my head.
:joker::joker::joker:

I do not.

However I do have that outfit :joker:

gross, you take one in

what are you lot doing, just staring at the wall?

wasting good time to learn?

Ben, is that really you? :o

Hello nanna Niamh :love:

I missed you Granpa :love:

ceramic cruise, lol

no and don't get it
I go in when I feel the calling and do the deed and get off

Only in public toilets, some interesting stories and adverts.

I can finish a crossword on there, when I've had a curry.

i can play stairway to heaven with my farts :creep:


especially when i had chili con carne :laugh:

:laugh2:

Have you ever thought about entering Britains Got Talent?

no, i'd be too embarrassed

Since I rarely get chance to use the loo without my son "desperately" needing to go to....reading is the last thing on my list of things to do - keeping the door shut with my foot is about all I have time for :laugh:

Used to love a good read of the paper but I am too busy these days so I'm just in and out as fast as possible

:joker:

I usually take out my phone unless I know it's going to be really quick

Is that REALLY necessary

that’s really hot Nicky

To be honest i usually **** on a newspaper.

That's ****ing rank

No its not.


My boss gets 3 of us to do the weakends **** on a daily record on a monday morning. He then judges them and the winner is usually the person whos had the heaviest weekend......

that happens a fair bit in Scotland to be fair

:flutter:

Stolen from irvine welsh.:blush:

He can easily afford to buy another paper

use my phone when im on the toilet

Ideally you should use loo roll but whatever works

wot

:joker:

it's usually when your MTM pic is on the screen




:)

So when you see my face you have an urge to stick it up your dirty rectum?


this is not good news




(waits for Scott to post the "i wish it was me, meme)

:think: TMI surely...