"How can you tell that I'm gay"
 

So i was down the pub friday night, got chatting to 2 gay blokes, thier faghag and her husband..

They were amazed that i could tell straight away that the gay blokes were gay straight away.

Can you usually tell when people are gay, or have i just got a talent.

Ps, it was the sandals, skinny jeans( on a 41yr old) and horizontaly thin stripey top that did it..and the fact the hag spent more time talking to them than her hubby.

You know actually, I’ve had a few surprises thinking people are straight when in fact they are gay!

Sometimes, we're such flamers you can smell the smoke just by looking.

(Yes, I know we don't smell through our eyes, but y'know....)

Yeah i have a really good gay radar

There is a guy who goes to my auction who walks about with a tiny Yorkie in his arms and it has lots of different clothes (wednesday it said drama queen on it), he is about 60 with a tight perm and jet black dyed hair. He wears waistcoats and has a tash. I often stroke the dog and he says "ooh she likes you" a lot.

I am pretty sure he is straight?

Aw at least we know Ben is holding up :love:

i can usually tell the minute they open their mouths..

yes i can also usually tell when people are gay or not

I can usually tell. My Friend David is quite flamboyant... it's obvious that he's gay. But his husband is a rugged ex-cop and a rugby No.8. If you didn't know he way gay, it wouldn't be obvious at all. Until you find out he is now a theatrical costumier, then you kind of catch a clue....

You could not tell Alan Carr was gay

:joker:

:skull:

who?

Alan Carr is GAY?!?!?

Some are harder to gauge , my friends son is gay and you wouldn't tell by looking at him,but some are overtly gay, with deep tans,mannerisms just the way they look, I have on occasions been shocked at some so called he men who turn out to be gay.

Omg

Im a bit of a magnet...he said.

Thank you...i said.

My sexuality reveal was THAT shocking huh?

:smug:

:joker: :joker:

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yes he got married to his fella

Well yeah, but mainly because gay guys look me right in the eyes and stare into my soul

It’s how we turn straights

#WeNeedMoreRespectforLGBTCommunity :clap1:

I think i talked them into joining tibb..for a more balanced forum.

If I have a gaydar I forget to turn it on.
Obvs I can sometimes tell but it is of no importance to me so I don’t give a chuff.:shrug:

:love: :love:

People usually tell me they wouldn't have guessed if I hadn't told them, but one time I was asked if I'm gay while I was drunk and presumably behaving a little more... animated.

Three ways of telling if someone is gay or not.

1. They wear pink clothes
2. They wear Sandals
3. They listen to Ariana Grande Music.:hehe:














Seriously though the easiest way to tell if someone is gay is if they keep bragging about having sex with loads of girls and how they're "horny" for loads of girls as it's overcompensating imo.

[QUOTE=Mystic Mock;10090005]Three ways of telling if someone is gay or not.

1. They wear pink clothes
2. They wear Sandals
3. They listen to Ariana Grande Music.:hehe:/]



Dezzy ended?

[QUOTE=LeatherTrumpet;10090023]:joker:

what

Please stop

This is a straight virgin you are talking about

is it possible for me to feel this much embarrassment for you

The first two sound like you’re describing a lot of straight white boys tbf

Well, I knew that one of my best friends is gay when we were about 15, and he didn't come out until he was 19. Although sometimes I wonder if I just convinced him that he's gay by saying it so often :think:. Not saying it in a derogatory way mind - it was just really obvious

If he was 15 he probably was confused or didn't want to make it public .

You can't always tell people's sexuality , look at Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen the interior designer from changing rooms ,he had a flamboyant dress sense and mannerisms but he's straight and happily married to his wife and has kids .

And you can get the toughest and "manly" looking man who's gay :shrug: .
So stereotypes aren't always accurate.

i think my old flatmate might be gay