A juicy update on my life
 

So guys and girls I went abroad to Portugal last week back to a resort where I’ve always gone too. First time away on my own, absolutely stunning etc.

And of course I was om the hunt for the one.

The second night I met this guy and it was dodgy cause I went up to the top of the resort to meet him at 1am lmao. But it was by security so all good, he was English and is working out here, looks extremely like tom Holland, he was charming and lovely.

We spent a night together and went all the way and I really thought I was in love with him. The next day I received lots of messages from him and it was stunning.

A couple of days past and I started speaking to this stunning Portuguese guy who lived around 30 mins away, long ish hair short beard, tall, absolutely gorgeous.

We decided to meet that night and I was extremely shy around him cause he came across as so straight but we still cuddled on bed and did a little. He finds girls too complicated so is bi It was amazing ugh. He wanted to go very far but I was too shy lol cause he was amazing.

Then the next day I meant the English one and we spent the night again and I just didn’t feel that connection again.

I was in love with the Portuguese guy and I wanted him, we were going to meet to try again to see if I felt more relaxed.

The day I left the English one confessed that he liked me and doesn’t wannt me to leave and I should come live with him. But didn’t.

But I don’t like him really, I’m in love with the Portuguese guy who I’m still talking too. And I’m speaking to them both still and I feel bad. And he’s like oh I miss you come back

Oh girls I thought I was gunna be one of those really loyal chicks but I’m just a slag

I feel a mess cause the nights I met them I told each of them I hadn’t seen anyone out here :skull:

I’m so annoyed with myself, I was always loyal and now I can just jump between guys

Like how disgusting is it, just going round tryna sleep with 2 people in a couple of days when I’ve told them I’ve not met anyone else

Bout as likely as Cheryl having another #1 single

General chat just became pg 18+

oh sweetie, get that d*ck! Maybe if you told them the truth, they would want a sexy threesome and you get ploughed twice in one night!

Just put it all behind you!

This didn’t happen

I'll be honest... Will was texting me and my kid while he was away... and the story unfolded as it happened exactly how he has presented it here.
So the this never happened banter can stop here.

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Georgia shooketh

blimey

loyal ! I've heard that somewhere recently

Not Mokka encouraging Will to be a slapper! :fan:

Like obvs I didn’t go too far with the Portuguese guy but i was still cuddled up to him in bed telling him about my troubles.

And then the next night the English one was like “have you been with anyone else?” Cause I wasn’t showing much affection

Me: “No”

*giggles*

No loyalty at all

DISGUSTEN

why would you be loyal to a guy you just met? You wanna be a kept woman? He DOESN'T OWN YOU!

when did tubb get a fan fiction section

I guess so but it’s the fact I lied and like he was sending me cute texts all the time like “how’s your day?” ”hope you’re alright?” “Sleep well” “morning” etc

I blame Brexit

:/

A mess

Porkugal more like, bloody hussy

You are going to end up on one of those crime docu's killed by a serial killer Will :sad:

Wow yes exciting

There was actually a someone banging on the sliding doors out to the patio really frantically in the morning on like Thursday but I couldn’t be bothered getting up

WOW. Have you been spending time with our Georgia? You sound extremely loyal.

He'd love his mug plastered on a BBC documentary.

Hi Will. How are you?

I became a robot.

Both have nice thick dicks

Will we know this didn’t happen. Stop

Well it did so shut up

Yes good thanks

That’s cool

........ :/

I’m embarrassed for you

Lovely

portugal men aren't gay so this story's invalid!

Poor Will being fat shamed