Stormy Daniels agrees 750k record deal for 1 week
 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dai...g-Brother.html

She will only appear for 1 week as CH5 couldn't afford her demands for 4 weeks

oh ffs what a waste of money if true.

a one week deal pahaha

is she on a planet of her own

Just get 2 actually decent celebrities for this waste of space. She will be wallpaper.

ffs

How would this even work

A Pamela Anderson tea

Since when did the show air worldwide?

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"BACK
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In before she enters as the first person on Launch Night and she is given the 'Ultimate Power' and gets responsibility over nominations for the first week :bored:

Why do they want her when she's already signed a non-disclosure contract about Trump :bored:

500k for a week :skull:

Most fake of fake news ! No one wants her surely :conf:

A one week contract cancels the whole concept of the show , this is complete rubbish and not happening.

Remember when Ray J got a million for a week. :skull:

I thought they let him quit so they wouldn't have to pay the full amount

You could get 2/3 moderately good housemates for a month. ****ing ridiculous

Remember that it ended with him being sick with a toothache and them saying he walked but it turning out they actually removed him for not being worth the fee and then he tried suing them? :skull:

He sued them for his full fee. :skull:

FAKE NEWS!

Stop being so negative

who does she think she is :skull:

The Second Lady of the US of A!

Wasn't last years prize money 50k :skull:

She'll just be like 'Trisha Paytas'

Late entrance at the last week??

Christ. It'll be the first time the show will get international headlines (because it will) since Jade/Shilpa.

A scream when the President of the United States tweets about CBB

not sure how they are gonna pull this off, either she will be automatically up for the first eviction ?

D*nald spam voting to save Gabby from Love Island when she's up against Stormy?

They'll probs act like she's a normal housemate but there'll be a clause in ha contract she can walk after a week and still get the full amount

This must mean the lineup is dire

Conversely, I fully see them making the most out of the fact that she's got limited time and going all out on some "Eye of the Stormy" week, in which she gets full power over the house and, more importantly, gets to bugger off at the end of it (after single-handedly evicting, say, Chris from Gogglebox)

Looking forward to Don phoning into BOTS!

Perched for for CH5 to kick her straight out when they realise she is a porn star so they don't have to spend the dolla

I wonder what the housemates will think

*An animation of dark clouds appears above the house, and a CGI lightning strike hits the CBB house- Marcus’s voice starts to shout*

“THIS FRIDAY, A STORM HITS THE CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER HOUSE! WHICH 6 CELEBRITIES WILL BE WASHED AWAY? AND WHO WILL COME OUT TOP TRUMP?”

*black sillouhette appears of a female which is blatantly not Stormy Daniels but they’re trying to throw us off scent*

“It’s ‘just’ Cheryl! She’s coming! I would know that hairstyle anywhere” screams one avid Digital Spy viewer.

The most c5 able version of events of this happening, would be:

Stormy Daniels is housemate #1 (if she can even be called a housemate) where she is then put in a room Katie Hopkins style where the house is now literally the "EYE OF THE STORM" :joker: where she makes decisions about fellow housemates until she finally joins the house as the last housemate to enter...

after one week it is revealed that Stormy has been controlling everything and was a mole and she will now leave the house immediantly (Michael the People's Puppet throwback)

Stormy Daniels, old has-been she is, making money off Trump. What a media wh**e.

President Donald Trump's tweet about CBB could actually save our show, given his popularity on social media :flutter:

is this a joke

i mean i assume it is but it’s hard to tell