Hey guys, I want to be openly available to gay guys for a wee bit.
 

Not really having much luck with the women ATM.


Don't mind a wee scrotum tickle, cheeky pinky n nipple suck.

But I class myself as straight, but I'm so desperate I would do owt. .



Lesbian, dead,half alive midget....owt.





Just to keep warm.

andrew brady on CBB teas

Lucas is looking for love?

My heatings packed in...

Is he a brunette LT?

I believe so

Tell me you have brown hair,:kiss:

I'm a celebrity BTW, so my sex life can be discussed.

Is it the holidays parm? That can make some people feel very lonely... I'm a bit different, I tend to look forward to the New Years.

I'm female. :laugh: (and married)

But yes, a trip to pub/bar would be in order if you were one of my local friends having romance woes. My husband and I are good listeners but we hang around a lot of single folk who are a little bit younger, so there's always some kind of issue going on where the whole group will corral those individuals... (or inform them they are being way too melodramatic :laugh:)

:banana:

You should get a blanket.

or an industrial oven

They do make weighted blankets to manage sleep problems now :laugh:...

He's 6 months too late!

He's just asking for a tickle, not for someone's hand in marriage.

Probs a ginga with a tint like Rylan - hard bloody work though with a beard.

Do ya buy em near the river ?

A prostitute/escort will do that... in exchange for money, of course.

Is this the beginning of a campaign for TiBB Most Loved?

Why always with the ginger thing?? We are humans too you know :hmph:

I have, its been worn thin since 1987

Thank you.....do you have big hands small fingers?

My beard would leave your sphincter looking like a ford Capri exiting a 1988 car wash.

You should get a new one.

That last post took effort you *****

TiBB's Most Tickled maybe

If that's all you can offer.,....:shrug:

Exactly.

I'm sure that Helen Wood wouldn't mind a bit of the Parminator.:cool:

Cameron's impact?

ML2019 has already been won Mokka

Yeah... I thought his campaigning was to little to late.

Any luck yet?

Im hoping that with the death of BB the gay conversions on this site will reduce, this is why i am shocked at parmy :shocked:

he is like the guy who got shot on armistice day


just unlucky I guess that his conversion came so late in the day :sad:



*dials Nigerian Pastor

TS to post a pic of his feet just before ML resulting in a massive amount of points?

Xmas party in London this weekend though, I'm shaving.

snatch that dique

or snatch vs dique

You will do as little no as you shave it, lol