Surprise birthday gift
 

So my mums 44th birthday is coming up and I wanted it to be extra special this year. I don’t usually get her gifts because let’s be honest, I am the gift :laugh: But in all seriousness, she is my rock and I wanted any suggestions as to what I could possibly get her. I’m really bad when it comes to these type of decisions, so hopefully you can guys can help :)

Tickets to her favourite comedian or musical??

Yes a theatre treat is always welcome or maybe a meal at a nice restaurant.

That’s a good shout actually! But she doesn’t really have a favourite lol

If there’s any upcoming musical or comedy act that you could suggest, I would love to hear them!

Yeah that sounds like a treat too! She’s proper into Thai and Indian cuisine.

Booze

when you reach 44 you need to stop the voices

Oh god no

My mum and booze is just not a good combo. You should see her when she’s with friends. Sorry :laugh:

how about booking her in to The Priory for a few months?

I don’t really think she needs that. She’s not a heavy drinker but like she is a bit of a mess when she does :shrug:

probably hiding it, check cisterns for empty half bottles

She has kids so I doubt she even has the time to be drinking so much and why the sodding cistern? I don’t even think we have one of those in our home :facepalm:

Why is LT attacking our Shaz's mother for no reason??

:joker:

She loves a good party don’t get me wrong but not pissed out of her head. On the note of musicals, when do the Lion King musical tickets release? I remember that being my first movie!

Best thing yo do is check online

what?

You cant beat the cistern

Even if we did have one of those, which I still doubt we do, I don’t think my mum would accidentally leave them in there. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that haha

Have you done it? :hehe:

Yes :joker:

Have you left half empty bottles in the cistern? :hehe:

This is a bit outdated and I was really conflicted on what to buy her so I just got her perfume. It’s a winter-y type of perfume so it’s perfext

https://i.imgur.com/36QgD8s.jpg

Can’t wait for valentines! :dance:

Spa day or a voucher for a beauty salon treatment

That’s a good shout actually.

I’ve not been paying attention but aren’t you a mum yourself?:p

I am indeed and this is what I would be dropping hints for m

That’s wicked then your advice would definitely be needed! I think my mum has had enough of all the materialistic stuff and just wants to unwind

I’m sure you can relate haha

Sue her for giving birth to you... that'll get her attention :hehe:

I’ve never related more to a story. And he’s Indian :skull:

Flowers
Her favourite perfume

I got her these white orchid type of flowers but they sadly died :(

R.I.P.

How about

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4.9 out of 5 stars from 1,879 customer reviews on Amazon and only £15

:amazed:

You could combine it with membership to Nigels new Brexit party


Every mum loves a bit of Nige

The book you can shove up your ass

And the difference between my mum and some others, is that she wants to rip Nigel Farage’s head off. I support her in that decision :)

charming

A wide range of stuff you could have suggested and you choose that. You were asking for it

Back on topic, I could make a slideshow of some home videos

Only £15? :suspect:

Amazon Echo.

Amazon Echo

A good suggestion but she doesn’t like an annoying bitch :laugh:

It’s really convenient though

:laugh: I got my mum one and she loves it. But Alexia can get annoying.

My mum would legit take a baseball bat to it :skull:

What exactly does it do?

Alexa phone the polis