I found my first grey pube today.
 

Put me right off my McDonald's. :nono:

do they serve bottomless people there?

i just look at my phone

Is that the new Big Mac range with pubes

You were eating whilst inspecting :joker:

curly fries?

Put me off my tea too Parmy :laugh: Did you pluck it out?

Your hair is all grey isn’t it

Just the sides.:joker:

trim you pubes, it will be less noticeable
(and your dick will look bigger) :)

I'm 49, do you think that's new to me..get a grip eh.:nono:

so what are you moaning about :shrug:

A massive dangley old mans pube dripping in barbecue sauce hanging out the end of my burger in McDonald's.


Wouldn't you?

What are the workers like in McDonalds?

told you: trim them short or look for somebody who fancies salt'n'pepper pubes

I wasn't ****ing it ffs...I just unwrapped it and was just about to take a bite..when I saw it, splattered on the wrapping, half in and half out the burger..I'm like a ping pong ball down there mate...and yes, it is to make it look bigger.

I mean come on, animals and kids I can put up with, but I'm not having me being accused of ****ing a McDonald's burger...

i have a few grey chest hairs and that is quite shocking

i cant check on my back carpet

I was recommended by a friend to borrow a wax strip and stick it to your but crack as gently or firmly as you think you can suffer..

Are you a dabber in that situation?

Or do you just slap that bugger on?



Cause if you are a dabber then you know your're a hairy silver back.

This thread must be such a turn on for the ladies.

#Veet

So where do you think this offending grey pube came from ? There's no one over 20 working there ! or is there ?

Prob a grey horse.

Parm & LT: 2 Men 1 Big Mac

He uses that on his tongue

I'm the only one that got diddled today, that's for sure.

Absolutely - back carpets ??

We needed to know this why?

:joker:

Health and safety.


I am sure if you saw hardeep in the back kitchen in your local macs and found that, in your burger, then you would have something to say about it.

Or LT seen as though he has a carpet for a back :hehe:

You leave my Persian pal out of this.:fist: