I am under ATTACK!!
 

So I was laying in bed about to go asleep when a *******ing spider walks across my pillow!!
I am currently debating whether I should set my house on fire, kill myself or both
Any suggestions?
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Kill the bastard. Before it gets you?

Have a cheese toastie

it was nice knowing you milfshake

I already got someone to hover it but they couldn’t find it

Not the time or the place unfortunately

Bye sis see you on the otherside :bawling::bawling:
Remember me as the bhaddie I was
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There's always time for a cheese toastie..:shocked:

Same energy
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Tell him you want a serious relationship. Works for me :thumbs:

Go have a cocktail then...enthrall everyone with your tale about the spider..keep your hands on your drinks when you go to the toilet... but most of all...don't kill ya self...ya more than that.

Yeah but don’t spiders have a lotta kids I don’t think I could commit to that many abortions

He may live a bachelor lifestyle

Never kill spiders....you'll be over run by flies. Let them do their job.....they will not harm you.

That spider could be someone's loved one.

you lost it!!!

Burn your bed!!!

Exactly.....I never kill spiders

who are u???

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I feel like you manifested the one that just squared up to me in my bathroom, so I hope it’s poisonous and bites you while you sleep x

Love you too xoxo

Let it do it’s job!!!!!! No ma’am no ma’am
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As if I’d let a spider Into my space and not do something about it, it’s me or them I’m afraid

Get it squashed Mil

I wouldn't have thought about it in the past....but life's kicked my ass into submission on that one..x

Befriend it

Marry it

Kill it

Inherit its money

Kill it’s family member before they kill you

the literal EXACT same thing happened to me last week wtf

RIGHT across my pillow as i was lying down

but i swear we're not multis x

Not to be that pedantic bitch who will probably get one-upped by someone more in-the-know/completely debunk what I'm about to say but if a spider was poisonous and bit them it'd do nothing to them

if the spider was venomous, then it'd do some damage :smug:

i wasnt saying that to be anasshole im just saying it so, if your wish comes true, that it actually leaves the outcome you desired. genies can be so pedantic :devil:

Hey yall it’s with a heavy heart that I bring this news to you now.

In the early hours of 12:50 am our beloved Milja set about to take on the vicious monster and end it once and for all. She proceeded to set ha room on fire and because of this she passed...

I hope you can all join me for the service this following Friday because according to Milja’s “ I don’t want nobody crying and ****, they best be having a good ass time and shaking they ass PERIODT!!”

So I please ask that you join me at the twerk pit in Milja’s hospital room

I'm only twerking if you are dead....:nono:....none of this....surprise I'm alive now let's twerk nonsense.....I will do it in your memory though.

Thank you it means so much

Just glass and paper it

Isint that for straights?

Yes...you are welcome

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He owns your house now...

The little bastards are everywhere right now and I cant handle it.

Friday night I was home alone, quite happy doing my own thing, jumped in a shower, washed my hair etc was looking forward to a chilled evening watching Netflix with a cuppa but noooooo that's definitely not how things went. Came out the shower wrapped a towel around me and went and sat at my dressing table, next minute I feel something on my arm look down and this ****ing GIGANTIC SPIDER is running up my arm, who the **** did it think it was? I started panicking and screaming I must have resembled some kind of demented animal and the thing fell OFF, my towel fell off and I ran. I couldn't see where it went so I literally stood crying with no clothes on at my bedroom door for 20 mins before I plucked up the courage to run in and grab my phone. My sister laughed, my friend laughed and my brother said '**** off I'm not coming away up there to get a spider' :/ so I had to be brave and go back in with the hoover, I hoovered every inch of the room and still couldn't find the hairy little prick, I was still crying when my husband phoned from work nearly 2 hours later [emoji23] of course I'm laughing now but it was a horrible ordeal, so yeah I feel your pain.