I just poured a persons life all over me hands!
 

So i was raking through a box i got a while back at auction ( i think I bought it as it has some good bibles amongst other things in it) and there was a stone ware pot so naturally i tipped it upside down hoping for good maker and it was full of ashes (bone fragments like coarse sand) and it went all over my hands :umm2: and now there will be fine prticles in the air in my office.

Anyroad i mostly deal in dead peoples stuff but i think that is the first time the actual person was present at the time


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OMG, scatter them somewhere peaceful :sad:

i will, in the bin

That's cat litter.

Not LT claiming he "found" the TL like that whilst clearing out the woodburner. :worry:

i told her and she freaked and thought i meant her mum (even tho her Mum is still in her car boot :rolleyes:)

Now i am coughing due to bone dust

You have very manly hands lt.

i actually am about 100 yards from a garden of rest as it goes

Covered in fake tan. :worry:

But the question is. Did you pour it all over your hands whilst singing "Happy birthday?"

:joker:

Yes could well be.

do people store cat litter in funeral urns?

and could the cat be so accurate?

Also that Photo is NOT
LT

It came from this Site
https://www.everplans.com/

so there goes the cat litter theory

Maybe he has a fancy dress party later.:hehe:

Not arista outing LT for fake news whilst attempting to dox him by finding out where his images are hosted :worry:

get that shagged

Oh god, you have found the first victim to succumb to the virus.
Now get into self isolation immediately:joker:

Patient zero for the bone-a-virus.

LT to become possessed by an old Victorian lady?

Scarborough harbour would be nice ..


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If they’re dead how can you pour their life on your hands :think:

:hehe:

LT is actually Trump?

Leave smithy out of this.:nono:

Did you know your ashes weigh the same as your birth weight?

Really, never knew that, that vase must have been pretty hefty then

say a prayer when you scatter LT, I know you want too :laugh:

There is nothing there only only a pile of ash and bone, might aswell be chicken bones.

We hold on to the idea that it’s a person when it’s just a by product of death.

A few months back I was asked to dig a hole for a tree and the persons ashes was put in a box in the hole with lots of photos.

Two women crying their hearts out while I was doing it.

You didn't know it because it's not true.

we will all be nothing more than a few ashes soon....


Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.

We slowly drove, he knew no haste,
And I had put away
My labor, and my leisure too,
For his civility.

We passed the school, where children strove
At recess, in the ring;
We passed the fields of gazing grain,
We passed the setting sun.

Or rather, he passed us;
The dews grew quivering and chill,
For only gossamer my gown,
My tippet only tulle.

We paused before a house that seemed
A swelling of the ground;
The roof was scarcely visible,
The cornice but a mound.

Since then 'tis centuries, and yet each
Feels shorter than the day
I first surmised the horses' heads
Were toward eternity.


(emily dickenson)

i researched it and its pretty much true give or take a pound and height plays big as a feature. You may be bang on, you may be a pound out but in general its a truism more or less.

An interesting factoid!

Yeah, I thought so too.

Weigh your mother in law, its time she came out of the boot

i will mention this to the TL tonight but not sure if she will know her mums birth weight

Ask the funeral director, they know everyone's birth weights apparently :smug:

** Bet I'm, not the only person who has spent the last 10 mins googling if your ashes weigh the same as your birth weight**
:laugh:

Should have just read my post and saved yourself 10 minutes.