Craziest thing you’ve done while drunk
 

As it says in the title.

Craziest thing you’ve done while drunk
 

As it says in the title, what’s the wildest thing you’ve done under the influence of drink?

Sent dick pics to trumpet.

whole night is a blacked-out memory that ends with me yanking the microphone off of strangers in a karaoke bar, but sometime after that i managed to fall over and knock my front tooth out. don't remember it happening, just remember waking up the next morning and noticing a jagged gap. :shrug:

maybe someone did it to me, and i probably deserved it

Sucking off a taxi driver (to make it better, he was actually young and attractive but STILL!) and launching mayonnaise over some random lad in a Wetherspoons will always be the top two.

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Must’ve been pretty thick mayonnaise.

The only thing I can think of is going to random people's houses (even went into an estate once :skull:) to use their toilet if there is no high street nearby

But I haven't really done anything that 'crazy' tbh

Sucking off a taxi driver sksksksks I’m SCREAMING

Getting arrested and put in a riot van DEFINITELY first. Falling off a stage and pretending to be unconscious out of embarrassment and getting carted through the club by bouncers would probably be second.

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Upending a for sale sign from someones garden and carrying it through the streets to my flat with a friends help. Then we put it on the house next doors garden.

Iconic did he give you a free ride for it

SCREAM

Passed out on a dual carriageway with my head in the road

You lost your wig to a lorry?

Omfg you could have died. :bawling:

If I did die I was living my best life in the hours before so silver linings and all that

When I was about 17 we got jumped by a guy with a knife who asked for wallets/phones... I told him I only had £1 and handed it to him, then got the ****ing giggles. Like full on, couldn't stop laughing... he started battering me in the side of the face with the handle-end of the knife and I was still laughing like a maniac, he got confused, and just... walked off. Walked home spitting blood, still laughing.

Next morning I realised that I was lucky not to have a hole in my stomach.

To be fair though - we had been doing absinthe shots and I was just gone. One of the other times we did that I ended up wandering the streets in the rain picking up stones and twigs, saying to myself that these things really meant something and I had to collect them so that I would never forget. The memory of doing that is crystal clear - what was supposedly special about the random rocks and sticks I found in my pocket the next day, I have absolutely no clue.

Oh I also once slept on a bench at a train station in February, because I had gone to my home town drinking and had fallen out with my mum at the time and refused to stay at her house, and the friend I was meant to be staying with disappeared half way through the evening. I thought the first train was at 7am, but forgot that it was a Sunday and it was at 10am... so ended up asleep in the freezing cold for nearly 4 hours. I'm pretty sure I did almost die. I eventually got the train to my dads and it took me hours to warm up properly. I also got in a hot bath when I got there which is apparently not a good idea when you're freezing like that :umm2:.

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hmm

last october i went on a holiday to budapest by myself and on my nights out i would go out with the people i met at the hostel. anyway, it was like 5/6AM at this point and i was walking back alone and this girl approached me asking if i wanted sex. i stupidly said yes, took a taxi back to her (or A) appartment and was met by another girl. I paid them like £70 but was told I needed to take out more so we went to an ATM but thankfully my card was playing up and they eventually got fed up and left. So i paid £70 for nothing lol. In hindsight im so glad my card declined :skull:

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And the year before in New York, I had booked a hotel room with a friend but didn't end up staying in it once :/ Both nights out I got incredibly drunk and ended up at a girl's appartment on the other side of the city and woke up stark bollock naked in her kitchen, and the other night I felt like experimenting a little and went back to a guy's place, again, miles away from where I was staying :/

This looks like bragging, but really nothing what happened those two nights are worth bragging about

But the craziest thing I've done whilst drunk? Phone TiBB member Rob on my 19th birthday :omgno:

Getting scammed out of 70 quid by two Hungarian hookers is going to make one hell of a best mans speech

Is the New York one the girl whose fanny you licked before passing out?

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You mentioned her on kik. :hee:

damn you and your oddly specific memory :fist:

I hope it was the alcohol that knocked you out and not the smell

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I stole my friends Nans ashes when I was drunk, took them home in a taxi for some reason.

Got drunk in liverpool and had an argument with my friends and ran off, only had a few quid on me and lost my phone, I got home at about 5am after a guy found me crying in a doorway, he was a student who just finished his bar shift and he took me all the way home and refused money off my mum. We are friends now, meet up with him all the time on nights out.

Omg did she get the ashes back or did Nana get laid to rest on a taxi floor? :omgno:

I once kissed a lesbian with tongues I used to work with despite us hating each others guts

Eh?

Kissed bloody autocorrect

Yeah? Well I've kissed a lesbian who didn't have any tongues!

This is coming from someone who upholds stringent morality. Naughty boy.

My past revelling has been rather vanilla compared to some of yours!

The "craziest" thing I can think of is waking up after a house party in a farm...

There are loads of farms around here so we just assumed if we walked for a few minutes we'd work out where we were, but we were like two towns away from home, so god knows how we got there.

Getting arrested at 18 for trying to steal a monkey from the local zoo with my friends.
I came back from the UK for a week, partied with my friends before I left again, drank all night/all day and ended up at the zoo to finish the party.

Man, day drinking is a b!tch. But it didn't go further, nobody pressed charges so we're good. So many good memories from those 24 hours, we even took selfies with the monkey using our digital cameras (2008 was wild) :skull: :joker:

Oh and the obvious "making out with random people"/"waking up somewhere unknown"/"waking up in someone's bed". But everybody does that drunk so that doesn't count.

Well what ever it was I ended up in jail, in court and in the paper.

Thankfully I never drank again

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