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hello. I've drank a whole bottle of peach schnapps since 6pm and am feeling pie eyed haha.

What you all choosing as your tipple tonight. Xx

Tea might have a sprite chaser

Three glasses of champagne...feeling quite light headed :laugh:

i have lots of new malt but i bought some JW red label ( a great cooking blend) and some lovely cool clear Sauv to have with our pizza

i may have a cuban later too

Woop!

Whoop whoop...:laugh:

have a good night Rusti. Xx

Lol...you too Kate xx

I'll be passed out before midnight hehe.

Kate ya naughty girl ! You'll be out for the count by ten! :laugh:

Lmao. Yes and I'll be up again by midnight full of beans. Xx

Well i'm not innocent ~ been on Prosecco all aft with my mate ! On the dry Martini now so gonna feed the foxes at 9.30 and then collapse into a coma.

Woop! Prosecco and Martini. Gorgeous. Xx

I'm on the Manhattan's, which is Bourbon, Vermouth and a couple of dashes of angostura bitters, shaken in ice and served with a maraschino cherry on a cocktail stick.

I went all cocktaily this Christmas.

16 guinesses..a prosecco, with cassis. One bottle of red wine...(the f f f kind) 4 tennents lager delivered from scotland for xmas, to be enjoyed tonight...and a skitters worth of baileys.

Blimming heck Parmy. I'm coming round your house. Xx

For sex?

Cause if it's not, you better bring a lump of coal.

I'll bring the coal :joker:

I'll bring the lump:wavey:

Pineapple juice :hee:. So I'll have to soberly take in the full brunt of 2021.

On the plus side, my cum will taste a darn sight better than Parmy's after his 16 guinesses.

Nothing wrong with a foamy mouth...

Unless your a dog.

Screaming!

The only thing getting either of these two’s cum is the sock draw.

Genius :joker::joker:

Just get a bog roll and roll it up your belly, then roll it back and pop it back when done.:smug:

Thats terrible.

Wot a wanker :joker:

Not when you live on your own.:smug:

This thread!!! :shocked: what has it become:laugh:

That’s not what women want to hear parmy

Drinkers posting will cause this to happen Kate

yes very true Sheriff. X

Its not what they want to see either.

:nono:

That and the curtains are seemingly not items to involve in anyway regarding that nonsense.:nono:

It has turned sticky, hasn't it?

I prefer moist.

You shouldn’t be doing it your customers houses in the first place

I’m waiting for toy soldier to get back from the sock draw unless he is saving it
The last stroke before midnight

As funny as that thought is..:joker:

My bench is set at waist height and the edges of an opened tv are very very sharp...even though I must demand the customer leave the room nowadays due to the covid situation, the edges are just to risky.

It's not the thickest of things.:nono:

I've got Belle&co. I can't drink alcohol.