Tell us a fact about yourself which sounds like a lie
 

I will start

I have never drunk a glass of alcohol

I’m 6ft 8 and drive one of the smallest cars around.

Tell us a fact about yourself which sounds like a lie
 

I’m related to a ex F1 World Champion !

Never met him ... sadly


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My great great uncle was a Labour MP for Poplar.

I shook hands with a man who shook hands with a man who walked on the moon.

We were contacted by Heir Hunters last year about a distant relative who died in California intestate, so we have an inheritance unexpectedly coming our way

I like watching channel 4 news HD

My family and I could not say goodbye to anybody in Africa because we had to sneak out.

I threw a birthday card into the postbox with no stamps in error, went and bought another card and paid 1.70 postage and they both arrived in Ireland on the same day :fist:

I can count up to 12 in German, possibly higher if I really put my mind to it.

Bearing in mind your political reveal the other day the forum remains unsurprised

:hehe:

:joker:

Very good.

I'm a very nice man.

I wonder if mock knows him.:shrug:

I met Marcus Rashford the other day but had no idea who he was

God, this is a hard question.

I have extensive experience in healthcare, perhaps?

I don't know whether some would consider that a lie how silly I can be on here, but I'm all for the laughs.

I've known 3 people who have killed or murdered other people, 2 were accidental , one went to jail other no time at all, the other less said the better.

I'm afraid not.:joker:

:omgno: Do feel free to expand if you feel inclined on the last one!

Don't ruin the thread.:party:

Seen canary.

But my nickname is The Destroyer Of Threads.:devil:

You said it was afraid not!?

That's my Porn name.:joker:

I can't really because it was so awful a tv prog was made about it it was quite unbelievable what went on, hands cut off and teeth smashed out, i was , well everyone was that someone we knew from past was involved.

I can give multiple orgasm's to furniture just by sitting on it.

Gavin shook hands with Neil Armstrong :hee:

Mine - I've had pins and needles in my left thumb for 23 years :skull:

how has that not been resolved, do you just forget about it now?

I have nerve damage from when I worked in a bar, a bottle of wine snapped in my hand when i was opening it. When i went back to the hospital about it they said I could have surgery to try to resolve it but there was a chance (I can't remember what percentage it was now but it was high enough for me not to want to go ahead) that I would lose the use of my whole hand. And yeah I'm just used to it now, I do have to be careful with it though because there's a certain spot at the base of my thumb that if I hit off anything, it sends a red hot shooting pain all through my thumb

yikes!

When I was at School, Teachers used to say that I was good at Creative Writing in terms of storytelling, however they did take issue with my grammar which is understandable tbf.:laugh:

But yeah I remember doing a darker story about Yoshi from the Super Mario series which the Teacher surprisingly let me get away with.

I once picked a woman up from shopping and dropped her home while I had another woman hiding in the boot of my car

I once broke a woman’s bed that was a wedding present

Can you elaborate the last part for me please?

I once turned down sex from a date because her voice irritated me

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That ones identical to my old grannies.:hehe:

I passed an English exam by writing the lyrics of AC/DC's song TNT on the paper.

Mystic cock would be better.:laugh: