Baked Potato is an erotic writer?
 

I didn’t know this.

I remember her telling Marcello this earlier in the series and he asked if she could read it to him while he's naked

ffs :laugh:

She comes across as Miss Prim as well, always the way

I doubt she really is , it will just be a full page of carry on facial expressions ... through text . As she giggles and acts silly ,at her own words :idc: .

Well that job does not exist

She just does it as a hobby I presume, isn't she a dental receptionist

You can literally get paid to be an erotic writer.

there is money to be made in anything

In her own mind of course she is.
She wouldn’t know erotica if it smacked her in the face.

Anyone can write a book and publish it these days

That does not surprise me one bit that she has that interest

Now now
Writing is very different to doing

I disagree
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover

Gotta be the tamest erotic novels ever

“He sat there and looked at me.. I looked away… he walked away and I walked the other way”

Sometimes the back and cover are the best parts of the book.

Even better if the pages are carved out and there’s some Cadbury whole nut in there

:joker:

He leaned closer, she could feel his breath on her skin. He whispered in her ear “do you like scrambled eggs”. She blushed.

We need somebody to locate one of her books

She is definitely no Fiona Richmond.:laugh:

I adore this. I have written my own erotic stories. She has gone up in my estimations. Wow. What a queen.

Well we all know the quiet ones are the worst…:whistle:

Omg he didn't.:facepalm:

I mean, if you ain’t getting any… why not write about it

You best be posting teasers in the creative writing forum.

I was shocked when that was mentioned about Rosie but guess it explains some of her rude comments and even though she is awkward she certainly isn't shy.

I'm just picturing another butchered 50 shades , I bet the language & dialogue is as cringe & unbelievable as her showmance.

I wonder if that is why Nathan likes her, thinks she may be all of his dreams come true in the bedroom.

I suddenly feel queasy

Don't we know it

I wonder if this is where 'she brushed his penis' came from and why Emma is always being so saucy with them

Title: I brushed with Death.

Author: BP

Publisher: Unknown

excerpt

I was having a dream. It was quite intense and vivid as I recall. A tall, somewhat lanky man, was chasing me. He had flowing locks and a slightly sinister grin on his face. I was distraught and scared. I carried on running trying to distance myself from the perpetrator who wouldn't leave me be. It was at this point I tripped on an overground tree root. I fell and hurt my leg. I was incapacitated in both mind and body. My whole body and bosom was heaving. I was anticipating what would become of me. I was scared but strangely aroused. The dark figure came slowly out of the trees. I first saw his unusually large feet. I convinced myself it was a werewolf. Then suddenly, my mind came into recognition. **** off Nathan. Not tonight.

…:laugh:…and then the breathy whisper of Nathan replying…


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:joker: You're not getting an excerpt from Chapter 2 now. :)

£2.50 charge.

…and BP said oh, that’s a better price than your Only Fans deal then…but no, that’s still not great value…

…probably time for me to go…

I'll raise you to £2.51.

…I wonder if Charles and Camilla will buy her next novel…yes darling, the butler did it…