If you have the perfect body, do you want to show it off in public?
 

You know what it is like to walk down the street on a hot day and see all that flesh showing and amongst those half naked bodies are some real perfect figures.

Almost everyone notices and it is so easy to end up staring at a stunning gorgeous girl with a models body and everything in proportion:tongue:

The same goes for gorgeous blokes who love to take their kit off and make the girls stare at them.

If you have the body to die for, would you like to flaunt it for everyone to see?

Make the guys or girls drool over the body to die for:bigsmile:







nodisharmony :angel:

I show my body in public, not full lol but only my arms and my legs when I walk in the street. When I'm at the beach, I keep only my swimsuit, it's all. I haven't the best body lol but I can't complain about mine, I like it and my girlfriends loves it too :hugesmile:
And it's a great thing to be seen by some girls on the beach, it's always fun and I'm glad about that.

I love to go out to the beach dressed as the wrestler, The Ultimate Warrior :bigsmile:.

What does he wear?

Colourful lyrca pants, armbands, bicep tassles and face paint.I reek of awesomeness.

Oh yeah,,, weren't you wearing that in that pic you sent me of your holiday in Margate? :thumbs:

It was actually Butlins at Bognor Regis, went down a storm I tell thee.

Oh aye, so it were. I was gettin mixed up. The one I have of you in margate is the one with the rubber ring and the crocodile posing pouch. :tongue:

Oh yes, I've grown out of that now though.It's full speed ahead in my quest to be The Ultimate Warrior! The family that I live for only breaths the air that smells of combat rarrrr.

LMAO.

Stop that. You're arousing me.

Ewwww :yuk:

http://www.thetalentshow.org/images/UltimateWarrior.jpg

The power of the warrior will always prevail! This is no gun in my pocket rawwwwr!

Don't fight it Barry. We all know you want the lycra pants.

No thanks. I will stick with my Y-fronts.

Either that or stick to your Y-fronts.... depending on how many days you've been wearing them for....

I throw them at the wall, and if they stick, I have to change them.

Do you turn them inside out after 7 days?

That Dan's gone quiet. :wink:

Did someone order some cream? I think it might have curdled :yuk:

Yeah, it's all this talk of dirty underwear.... he keeps his lyrcra sparkling. Polishes it with Mr Sheen... I can see myself in his pants... :wink:

Dan! LMAO

I bet you can. :rolleyes:

When you throw your Y-Fronts at the wall, and they don't stick, but they walk to the laundry basket themselves, then you know it's time to change them Barry. I got that from Heat Magazine's top tips. :thumbs:

Why I don't know what you mean... :whistle:

Heatworld are very good with their tips. Mine never get past the "sticking" phase.

With your ass! I think I've got a lyrca bed cover :wink:.

Hey, don't be dissin muh ghetto bootay! Baby got back.. :thumbs:

You've got a booty for the whole of the ghetto baby.

This thread is getting dirtier than my pants! :hugesmile:

washing machine!! :thumbs::thumbs:

I've told you Baz, stop mud wrestling with the one eyed monkey!

Barry: Have they walked to the laundry yet?

Dan: Face it baby, you know you want a piece of the ghetto bootay!

It's a vice. I know. Reminds me about a story including a vice..............................

And what was being put in the vice?

edit to add: I saw something like that on rotten dot com one time.. :rolleyes:

What do you mean?

There's enough to go round for the whole of TIBB.Cake booty just got served!

Barry: Actually, now I'm thinking about it.. it was a mousetrap.. did you happen to catch that one?


Dan: Do you happen to have any cream to go with it?

Baz has got some spare for you.

Single, double or past your eyes?