Boris\'s Bar, the NEW \'BB\' !
 

The New ‘BB’ !

Everybody’s heard of ‘Cheers’,
The Boston bar that sold those beers,
The people there who came and went,
Spending money – sometimes the rent.

Well now it seems WE need a place,
Where anyone can show their face,
For ‘winding down’ and ‘chilling out’,
For chatting and a jovial shout,
To tell their troubles,
Share some fun,
When trials of the day are done.

So welcome to the new ‘BB’,
Where I hope you’ll all be pleased to see,
Friend BORIS standing by the pump,
Your host, your barman…that made you jump !

So take a glass of wine with me,
A sip of cider, sup of beer;
Gin or whiskey, make you frisky,
A drop of rum to warm your tum.

Or Adam’s ale if you prefer,
Martini that you shake not stir,
Juice of apple, orange, grape,
All will help you keep in shape.

The ‘Kiss of Death’ has gone at last,
To ‘Boris’s Bar’ you all must pass.
I’d thought to call it ‘Sailors Rest’,
But the ‘Barmy Army’ though it best,
To NOT exclude them from the fun,
For they’ve been loyal troops each one.

So now to meet at Boris’s bar,
However you travel however far,
We’ll meet up here come rain , come shine,
And have ourselves a…
RIGHT GOOD TIME !

Cheers one and all .
See you here tomorrow !

Oooh how exciting, a new thread is born
It doesn't leave us time to mourn
The "Kiss of Death", so that deserves a cheer
And while I'm at it, make mine a beer!

Well I was so sad to see the kiss of death thread has been closed down for good but very happy to see this trendy new bar built in its place:hello::hello:
let me get the drinks in to celebrate!!http://www.platuglen.dk/Fest/anchampagne.gif
Cheers!!

On opening night
I think you'll see,
A round of drinks
Will be on me !

Cheeers !


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Aww I liked the Kiss of Death :bawling:

Hehe I am an underage bar goer here :P thats a bit discriminatory Boris, dont want us young-uns in your thread? :hugesmile:

Weelll, ..speaking personally...I quite like the idea, ...hic...hic...of a few drinks...hic..at Boris's ...hic... bar.

Even though this is how I'll look in the morning

A normal day then Peachy !!!:laugh::laugh:

And Sweetlittle sara

We will turn a blind eye as long as no one dobs us in t o the authorities and you stick to 'soft' drinks. There are plenty on the bar list
I can also do a 'mean' fruit cocktail without any alcohol !

Hiya all CLOSING TIME !!!!!!!! :hugesmile: hahahahahaha....nah...carry on with what ya doing. Can I pop in too ? As long as this ain't the "pub with no beer" !!! :wavey:

WOOOOOHOOOOOO!

A Bar . . . . . . . and it's still open! :hello:

Just the place to drown my sorrows . . . . . I was made redundant tonight, don't you know? :bawling:

Still - I'm sure this is just the place to cheer up an out-of-work Captain without a mission . . . . :spin: :spin2: :thumbs:

More power to your elbow, Boris - and make mine a double!!!!!!

CHEERS!

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Mines a Cosmo x Please xxx

With all this joviallity

May I see your entertainments licence ? :nono:

Plus we have had complaints of noise from the neighbours so we will be opposing your renewal of your licence at the magistrates

Evening all - mind how you go

A bit of Karaoke in this bar I hope :dazzler: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dazzler:

Yeah a bar
(Just dont tell anyone im under age:hugesmile:)

Did you get the idea from all the virtual parties we have been having Boris. Sounds good to me.

If you have any problem with the licence just let me know I am a dab hand at dealing with the licencing authorities - all in the name of work I must stress.:joker:

Have you got Tia Maria? Or Baileys? Do you need to order them in for me?!!

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.......Oh KAZ !!!!

Then I have just the thing for you...

When I'm not here ,
I'll not be far,
But I'll need help behind the bar.
So if you're careful ,
Don't spill the wine,
A job with me will be just fine.
Your application sent to me,
And we will see what is to be !

Fancy being a barmaid here kaz? It night be moore fun that in the TiBB barmy Army.

And all you others...

We DO have a licence !
We have all and any drinks you might ever want !
AND
Jovial company at all times.

That ok ?

Ooooh I need a saturday job, can I clear up the glasses :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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I have been called away to darkest Birmingham to babysit while may daughter andher husband fly off to Cork for the weekend.

Yes Sarah you can collect glasses and wash them up
I only hope kaz takes on the role of chief barmaid or ''Boris's Bar' will not be open all weekend till my return on Sunday.

Just what a doting Grandma didn't need having been away herself last weekend ...

Oh well I can deny my daughter nothing !

Cheers all have a good weekend!

:dazzler:

OOOOH! :laugh: Would I? :laugh: And CHIEF Barmaid at that! :hello:

Boris, it would be an honour and a pleasure - of course I accept! :love:

At your service yet again. I'm a happy bunny now. And fear not, Boris's Bar will be in safe hands during your absence.

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Hi all :hugesmile:

oooh, haven't been in here before, it looks very nice lol.

Do you need an entertainments manager Boris - I know a few acts who might be persuaded to do a turn for the odd glass of JD lol

Do you do Steak and Ale pies at all ?

Any chance of a look at the food menu. Is there anything in the rumour that this place is to be taken over by J D Wetherspoons

well Sticks I'm glad you asked that,I was hoping for a job in the kitchen if there is a chance Boris,Kaz?????
try my steak pie Sticks and then pass on your comments to the bar manager and hopefully I'll have myself a regular job:thumbs:
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Sticks let me know if you want chips with it or veg????:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I usually have the NOT Chips option :dance:

I'm willing to test out all those yummy desserts - after all cant have sub-standard produce in this bar can you and I am happy to put my diet to one side so I can perform this task.

:hugesmile::dance::hugesmile::hugesmile:

although i've not been offered a job in the kitchen yet BusyBee I've made these for you,I trust they will be to your taste:thumbs:
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I do hope you will pass positive comments to the management:thumbs:

It's a bit quiet in here

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I might as well turn in early :sleep:

Aw, Sticks - don't you know that Boris's Bar never closes? It's open night and day, so that anyone can pop in to have a 'lemonade' and a chat whenever they feel the urge! :thumbs:

So come on in everybody
Boris's Bar is a haven for you
The doors are open and welcome,
Don't be shy - just come on through!

Chief Barmaid Kaz here at your service
To pour your drink and have a chat
So don't be square, join in the fun
This is really where it's at!!!!!

:dazzler: :elephant: :hello: :elephant: :dazzler:

Sticks, the minute you left the place began to really rock. Kaz bought in the Kareoke machine, Maggie gave us her rendition of 'Mustang Sally' and the place was jumping for hours.
Then a band turned up, oh Sticks you must stay longer next time, Boris's Bar is the place to be

Just popped in and the place is deserted again !!!

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Looks like you have got it ready to cheer the lads on tomorrow in the rugby :thumbs:

I heard someone mention alcohol :shocked: and i rushed over as soon as i found this great new Boris's Bar :thumbs: and whats even better is it NEVER closes
:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:
I'll be here all day and night !!!
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Shame the K.O.D thread has gone i'll shall miss it :bawling:

Is it http://www.uselessgraphics.com/happhour.gif yet?

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Here you go Amy .....my shout !!! :dance:

YAY!! :dance: :dance: thanks Skip!


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There's plenty of drinks for all :thumbs:

Yeaaahhh!

The rugby was fantastic on the large screen TV, thanks for installing it. Way to go England!!!! Well Done!!

As you can tell I've had a few while watching the match. Anyone for ice?

What is watching England play Rugby or Footie without Alcohol.So i will join you Peachy
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Well heres another round guys, I'm still drowning my sorrows after the All Blacks got beaten by the Wallabies yesterday.

I'm teetotal by the way, its a pity you can not get Dr Pepper on draft :bawling:

Thank goodness Kaz. I really can't cope what with the 'day' job and moomlighting as a babysitter I really need a trusty hand like you around. SO.... bar manager you are. As for that Lee ... it would seem a I do need an entertainments manager so she is duly enrolled on the workforce.

BTW Sticks I think you must have gone to some other 'BB' by mistake. The first picture you posted WAS correct but the second....well i think someone must have 'spiked' your drink and you took a wrong turning but...

Boris has returned by car,
And now is standing by the bar,
She'll get you what you want to drink,
Just take it easy have a think,
Soft or hard, Sweet or sour,
Trimmed with fruit or even a flower....( Pimms anyone? )
And now to start that

HAPPY HOUR !



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YAY to http://www.uselessgraphics.com/happhour.gif I've been waiting for this *pop* there goes my wine bottle now heres to my night of drinking *hick* :dance:

Evening Mrs.O'Leary.

First one of the 'gang' in tonight since my return.
How did you get on with the pud tasting ? Will you recommend them or not?

I need more staff to help out around here. Delegation is the 'keyword'. It's all getting a bit much !:laugh: