The Hot Dog stand.
 

I am going in direct competition with Sticks catering van. "Hot dogs"!!!!! "Come and get your hot dogs"!!!!!!!!

Ooooh. *inspects*

Sticks or Luva...hmm.

You should sell coke, (The Drink) since sticks sells Pepsi lol.

Are you buying? If not, move on.

We have cans.

Oh well I say!

Sticks it is. :nono:

I'll buy a can of coke :) Please?

"opens can for Ruth"

That's £4 please.

Can I have a job please? I'm skint.

Can i have a hot dog please no onions and tomato sauce please.

Ok. If you want food poisoning that is. :yuk:

£4 For Coke, Okay *Hands Baz, 4e-pounds*

You can skivvy for me for 50p an hour. For every hot dog you sell, your wages go up by 10p.

There you go. Sauce is on the side. £5 please.

Hey. This is London. £4 is cheap.

Are you the morning shift van?

I hear they will be doing kippers.

I wish I could stock other stuff, but I am contractually obliged to stock only pepsi

£5 i'm not paying that!!

Yeah we do kippers. I scrape off the hot plate after my hot dog run and then cook them on it. :bigsmile:

You asked for it. I made it. Now pay for it. Didn't you see the price board?

Good luck on the morning trade

I have to be off site by 20:45 by the terms of the licence, so see you some time after 17:30

I have a medical appointment so will be late opening.

[quote]Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
You asked for it. I made it. Now pay for it. Didn't you see the price board? [/quot

I thought it was going to be bigger than that!

Luvaaaa ! As Sticks didn't have any blueburry muffins so I come here, do you have some for me please ?

Thanks. Good luck!

[quote]Originally posted by jackie46
God! Some people are never satisfied! Here is the menu by the way.

Sorry for the wait but the dog was mauling them. £6 please.

Thanks !!!!!!! :dance2: My fave british biscuit !!!
Sorry I have only Euros....maybe I will pay next time ! Bye ! :bigsmile:

Can i 'av a hot dog please son?

Hmm, I got a bacon roll from Sticks but I didn't pay for it. Don't suppose I could pay you so I won't feel guilty? *forks out wallet*

I charge interest at 75% and "The boys" don't forget!

Here you go mate. It's on the house.

Thanks. I will invest it wisely. "buys beer"

"Hot dogs"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Environmental Health Inspector's Report
After a closer look at your Hot Dog stand, you definately have a cleaner place than Sticks. Your service is better and i've recieved no complaints of food poisoning or bad business. :flowers:

Rating: *****

Oooh. Thanks. Well on my way to my first Michelin!

can i have a hotdog please. jumbo sausage and tomato sauce

All the works?

sorry what was that??
how much does my hotdog cost?? :conf::conf:

Ok it's done. You asked for the "jumbo" hot dog. That's £40 please.

thanks thats big but im not paying £40 for a hotdog :shocked::shocked:

"calls the police"

:nono::nono::nono: