CCAJ Magazine - The Rival.
 

Lol, very good :)

These are quite funny :)

LMAO, i helped with the Angie storyline, soz Ang :tongue: x

That Christina story is so true.

Mine isn't though - I was at a wedding, I'm no alco.

Loves it but very surprised why I ain't front page news.

Haha thats great, really imaginitave and creative

We want issue 2:spin2:

Loool, i knew the secret would be out one day
*hangs head in shame*

I is just as bad as Annie now lol x

:blush2: oh cristina, I hope you change your name to Judas now :bawling::joker:

Right let me explain, first of all this was a freak accident and also a long time ago when kids deserved to be pushed into ponds, it saved them working down coal mines, infact this kid begged me to push him into the very very puddle (it wasnt a big pond)

I never went to court, I settled outside when I brought the kids parents a can of cider each, and I sat and saved there park bench that evening so they could sit there.

I hope all that is in the mag, but I doubt it, the mag is published by Conzors, he has always wanted to find some dirt on me ever since I caught him sniffing panties in the lingerie department at Hackney's M&S store.

That's what they all say :whistle:

I never knew hackney had a M&S store


:shrug:

oh come on Llamajohn if you doubt me then I may aswell never go out at all:bawling::blush2:

Holy cow, what are the police doing outside my house now???:mad:

Tescos then, whatever:mad: its still sortta true ish... and what about the false story Ive been tarred with...

yes ok officer just let me finis............

You'll be on issue 2!

OMG SHAUN NO.
PLEASE NO!

Conzors.... is it a boy or girl?

Its A ****** Jen :(

:nono: Damon is not gonna be happy LOL

bitch you know i run this joint
get off my patch hoe
or i'll cut you bad :devil:

Just cos' we did a better job.:hugesmile:
know yourself biatch!

shup gurrrrrl
my mag is bad ass

Where's I and my secret sex party with Paris ? :laugh::sad:

Ooh now that is something I would like to read lol

And where is my story on the "murder" of my wax figurine that I am the prime suspect of? Hopefully in issue 2

http://i35.tinypic.com/24g5dv9.png
DEAL WITH IT BITCHES :devil:

I have just been shot :(
Who did it?
Chewy - Rival Bar
Annie - Jealous of shag with Rocko
Darenn or Lauren - Revealed affair
Sam - Had large life insurance on me

It's the truth they are :bawling:

hey I'll own up to that one, I just dont push kiddies into ponds, shoot people though...

hell yeah where do I sign my confession?:joker:

*arrests Angie*

you need to wait for Mr Turtle, he is the one with the hat of power!

Why Angie... Why....

well so long as this goes no further Magic, I'll tell you..

I secretly had a cruch on Lisa and used to watch her each night as any excuse just so I could turn myself on playing with myself, it was that half man half woman look she has...

ahem.... anyway now shes no longer in it, i don't mind going down for 25 years in the slammer and meeting someone in my cell who might look like her :laugh3:

I dont care who i shot, its just you seem to the first volanteer :blush2:

I... I..... how could you :bawling:
YOU need to go on the Magic Kyle show now!
Messed up!

LOL I love it! Maybe you should call it something different?

yeah like the
No dick but dyke only show:laugh3:

I LOVE IT :lovedup:

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/e...titled-2-3.jpg
Interview with Christina, from the first Issue.

Haha that is amazing, I need to make one like

Just a word of warning to all.... im going to publish an article tomorrow ! :devil: